How Can a Slow-Witted Dragon-Born Protagonist Be a Husband?

Song Qi is gorgeous, with the look of an immortal, but was born with five spiritual roots and is a good-for-nothing.

But Song Qi is self-reliant and rises from being a good-for-nothing.

In outsiders' eyes, Song Qi is a domineering hero who flirts with everyone and gives gifts everywhere. In reality, he's hopelessly slow to catch on when it comes to feelings, and he gives all the cultivation materials he doesn't need to his fellow disciples.

When he needs to kill his husband to attain enlightenment.

Song Qi: ? Where did this husband of mine come from?

As a domineering hero, Song Qi doesn't choose to kill his husband to attain enlightenment. Instead, he beats up the Heavenly Dao and perishes along with it.

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When Song Qi wakes up again, he's bound to a Wife-Blessing System. It can siphon his husband's fortune and help him fight his way back into the cultivation world to take on the Heavenly Dao again.

Song Qi: "?"

World 1: Song Qi is a pretty idiot at school, with a handsome face but a questionable IQ.

Song Qi: "..."

System: Kiss the top student for one second, and you can transfer some of their intelligence to yourself.

Song Qi: ? What an evil technique. It's on par with the Hehuan Sect.

To save his own intelligence, Song Qi kisses the top student at school. That's how domineering heroes are: they do whatever it takes to increase their power. Song Qi does practice questions by day and crawls into bed with the top student at night.

Later, the top student chases after Song Qi demanding an explanation. Song Qi, now the top student, says, "Loser, you think you're worthy of talking to me?"

The top student: "..."

It's one thing to have a pretty face, but how can you be such a heartbreaker too?

World 2: Song Qi is a blind little prince who was lost outside the palace.

System: First, share a bed with the future Grand Secretary. He'll help your eyesight recover. Then kiss the Crown Prince to transfer some of his fortune.

Song Qi: Okay.

Later, Song Qi ascends the throne.

Only then does he discover that he was abandoned because he isn't the old emperor's son at all. His mother, the Noble Consort, felt so guilty that she sent him away.

The Crown Prince: "You can have the empire, but you belong to me."

Song Qi looks down at him, his gaze proud and aloof. "The empire is mine. So are you, except you're the useless version of my older brother."

Grand Secretary/Crown Prince: "..."

The ministers: What a thrilling change of dynasty.

World 3: Song Qi is a eunuch mermaid imprisoned in an underwater dungeon.

Song Qi: "?"

I may not use it, but I refuse to be a eunuch, thanks.

World 4: To be decided.

After countless worlds, Song Qi asks the System, "You said you were a Wife-Blessing System. Whose wife am I blessing?"

Even after all these worlds, he still hasn't met his partner.

System: "You're the wife! You're his wife! You're the one being blessed! Don't tell me that after all those kisses, your lips are swollen and you still think you're straight?"

Song Qi: ?

Song Qi: "Kissing and sleeping together are evil techniques, aren't they? What nonsense are you talking about? How could a domineering hero become someone else's wife?"

System: "You're a legend!"

A gorgeous, emotionally oblivious, domineering hero bottom, wholeheartedly intent on cutting down the Heavenly Dao, VS a lovesick Heavenly Dao top, pleading, "Wifey, wifey, don't kill me!"

1. The top's incarnations appear in the smaller worlds, while the Heavenly Dao is the top in the main world.

2. Heavenly Dao top: My wife has to kill her husband to attain enlightenment. My wife kills me outright. How is that not giving me a title?

3. The familiar taste of perversion. Yes, a pretty wife is meant to be admired. Everyone else gazes at him, while all the wife can think is: He keeps provoking me! I'll put a sack over his head and beat him up, then he'll behave.

Theme: Strive without cease, and life will go on without end.