Ye Yu is a newly born evil god in an instance. He has just crawled out of the abyss, and his freshly acquired divine throne is still steaming, when an accident occurs.
His divinity malfunctions, turning him from an omniscient, omnipotent evil god of the abyss into a little boy who can only crouch in a corner and munch on biscuits.
Then a human player finds him in the instance and takes him home.
Ye Yu is bewildered: ?
Do humans really like picking up random things in instances this much?
Lu Huai is an S-rank infinite-flow player, calm, composed, and dependable. Until he encounters a soft, adorable little kid in an instance.
At first glance, Lu Huai is indifferent: Hm, a child NPC.
At second glance, Lu Huai is puzzled: ...Wait.
At third glance, Lu Huai is stunned: ?!!!
Has the System bugged out? How can it put even a child in an instance?!
Seeing the child’s watery eyes, Lu Huai uses a precious red-tier item he has treasured for ages. “Come with me.”
At first, Lu Huai thinks he’s just having a fit of kindness, picking up a frail little burden.
Only later does he realize that whenever he fights an instance boss, things always take a strange turn:
The ferocious red-clad ghost glances at Ye Yu, who is cowering beside Lu Huai and burrowing into his arms, then silently turns and floats away...
The creepy, terrifying tentacle monster even ties a pretty bow around itself to cheer the child up...
And when he asks the System for Ye Yu’s information, all he gets is a burst of static and garbled text...
His suspicious gaze slowly settles on the soft, well-behaved, quiet little boy.
Ye Yu tugs at Lu Huai’s clothes and looks up with his pale, tender face and big, blinking eyes. “Huaihuai, I’m hungry...”
The last of Lu Huai’s doubts melts away in an instant. “...All right. Let’s eat first.”
Never mind. Even if he’s a monster, he’s a cute little monster.
Ye Yu has been troubled lately.
The fragments of his divinity that he’s restored while traveling through the instances are gradually repairing his malfunctioning core...
Then, one night, Lu Huai wakes up in the real world and feels a heavy pressure on top of him.
He opens his eyes. The soft, adorable little child is gone, replaced by a handsome, otherworldly young man with silver hair and mismatched eyes.
The young man bends over him. Cold fingers trace his Adam’s apple, but his voice carries the familiar, coaxing lilt:
“Huaihuai, I want something else to eat...”
Lu Huai: ?!!!
A cold, ruthless powerhouse in public, a man overflowing with husbandly charm in private, and a human who thinks he’s raising a child × a seemingly soft and adorable little boy who’s actually a mischievous flirt, an evil god doing his best every day not to reveal his secret identity
Lu Huai’s daily life: Killing monsters in instances? Easy! Looking after the little one? A frantic mess, but he wouldn’t have it any other way!
Ye Yu’s daily life: Being cute and well-behaved to get free meals! And, while doing his best to protect his secret identity, driving away every monster that covets his caretaker!
Coming soon: “Exorcism, But I Exorcised the Wrong Incubus”
Blurb:
Lin Yanluo is a once-in-a-century genius at the Exorcism Bureau. He has three unshakable beliefs:
One: He has savings.
Two: He understands social etiquette.
Three: He could never get lost.
Then, short on cash, he accepts a job to banish a “low-level incubus,” but gets lost and mistakes a luxurious manor for the job site.
Inside, a man is leaning against the window, sipping wine, radiating a pure, deadly, alluring (and evil) aura.
Lin Yanluo: Incubus, surrender!
Xian Wuyan is a terrifyingly powerful, progenitor-class demon.
That day, he’s enjoying his retirement at home when a young exorcist bursts through the door, points a magical artifact at his nose, and angrily accuses him of being an incubus who’s wreaking havoc on the world.
Xian Wuyan narrows his eyes as he looks at the young cleric’s beautiful, cool, innocent, and utterly unguarded face. Shamefully, he falls in love at first sight.
So the powerful demon clutches his chest and collapses. “Ah, Your Reverence, your holy water is so powerful. This fragile incubus is melting~”
Lin Yanluo discovers that this “incubus” has an absurdly high resistance to magic, and none of his attacks work.
To keep him from going out and causing trouble, Lin Yanluo decisively binds him with a forbidden pact and takes the nearly two-meter-tall “low-level incubus” back to his apartment to keep a close eye on him.
But he soon discovers a serious problem: incubi don’t eat rice. They only feed on “essence.”
Xian Wuyan leans against the peeling wall, looking “pale.” “Your Reverence, I’m so hungry. If an incubus doesn’t have intimate contact, he’ll starve to death...”
Lin Yanluo: Since I tied him up, I have to take responsibility.
And so, the exorcism world gains a strange new sight.
Lin Yanluo rushes around through wind and rain, taking on exorcism jobs for a few thousand yuan, then blushes as he holds hands with a certain “incubus” during breaks to recharge him.
He takes a bite of a premium lunch that’s clearly far beyond the takeout budget and thinks it over. Hm, this must be the respect I’ve earned from my employer with my excellent social skills. He doesn’t notice that his shabby apartment has secretly been transformed into a luxurious, fully renovated home.
After Lin Yanluo takes care of a troublesome vengeful spirit on his own, he congratulates himself on making another breakthrough.
Behind him, Xian Wuyan calmly wipes away the ashes of the high-level evil spirit he’s crushed, then leans weakly against Lin Yanluo’s shoulder. “Your Reverence, today I need a hug to recharge.”
The young cleric takes a deep breath, shuts his eyes, and resolutely climbs into his arms. “You can hug me, but keep your hands to yourself!”
One day, Lin Yanluo finally saves enough money to buy an ancient book fragment said to contain a way to destroy incubi for good.
He opens it, and there, in plain sight, is a sacrificial ritual: An exorcist must use his pure yang body as a catalyst to make the incubus...
Lin Yanluo takes a deep breath and decides to make the noble sacrifice!
He coolly ties the man securely to the bed, then climbs onto him with reddening ears, clumsily taking charge of this sacred purification ritual as if conducting a rigorous scientific experiment.
Just as his mind goes blank and he has no idea what to do next...
“Snap.” The restraints instantly crumble to dust.
The world spins, and he’s pinned against the soft mattress. A scorching hand grips the back of his neck, and a low, seductive chuckle falls by his ear, its breath burning hot:
“Be good. This kind of magic takes a lot of stamina, so let me, the evil one, take care of it.”
Lin Yanluo: “, Mmph!”
When Lin Yanluo wakes up N days later, he sees the thoroughly satisfied Xian Wuyan and angrily accuses the ancient book fragment of deceiving consumers.
The so-called “ancient book fragment” flips open to the page behind it, revealing a lavish, archaic signature: Written by Xian Wuyan.
A shameless, cunning, manipulative demon lead × a cool, innocent, serious-minded exorcist love interest
Reader’s guide:
1: Both leads are virgins!!! The lead is a progenitor demon who falls in love only once in his life!
2: 1v1, lighthearted, comedic, sweet, and satisfying.
3: There are quite a few original worldbuilding details. It’s not Western fantasy, but more like modern-day fantasy.
Theme: Hard work leads to success
Exorcism, but I Exorcised the Wrong Succubus
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Looking at it from the beginning, this chapter of Beast Path feels different from the previous content. Although I know that the setting is that animal transformation will lower IQ, the perception is really not good, and the author has written this part of "Martial Arts" too densely. The plot has no progress and is a bit delayed. Judging from the current plot, Beast Path will probably have a lot of words. I hope the plot content can be clarified. The character design of the supporting character with a name, otherwise it will be empty, and the team structure will make people angry. Moreover, as a strong and experienced character, Gong really cannot tell his teammates clearly: time is very important in this dungeon, should the speech be concise?
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