Exorcism, but I Exorcised the Wrong Succubus

Lin Yanluo is a once-in-a-century exorcist genius, with three unshakable beliefs:

1. He has savings.

2. He understands how to deal with people.

3. He absolutely never gets lost.

Then, short on cash, he took a job to banish a "low-level succubus," only to get lost and mistake a luxurious estate for the job site.

Inside the estate, a man leaned by the window, savoring wine. His entire being radiated a pure, deadly, seductive (evil) aura.

Lin Yanluo: Succubus, surrender!

Xian Wuyan was an ancient, utterly merciless great demon, feared by all.

One day, he was enjoying retirement at home when a little cleric burst through the door, pointed at him, and accused him of being a succubus who preyed on the world.

Xian Wuyan narrowed his eyes at the little cleric’s beautiful, cool and innocent face, so defenseless and guileless, and shamelessly fell in love at first sight (and got hard).

So the powerful demon clutched his chest and fell to the ground. "Ah, the cleric’s holy water is so potent. This fragile little succubus is melting~"

Lin Yanluo discovered that this "succubus" had terrifying defenses, and all kinds of attacks were useless.

To keep him from going out and preying on others, Lin Yanluo promptly made him sign a contract and took the nearly two-meter-tall "low-level succubus" back to his own rented apartment to keep him under strict supervision.

After all, the Exorcism Bureau prohibited private executions. He’d keep him around until he found an approved "harmless neutralization" method.

But he soon discovered a serious problem: succubi didn’t eat rice. They only fed on "essence."

Leaning against the peeling wall, Xian Wuyan looked "pale." "Cleric, I’m so hungry. If a succubus doesn’t have intimate contact, he’ll go berserk..."

Lin Yanluo fell silent. Go berserk? Here? His rental couldn’t withstand being wrecked, and there were neighbors next door.

He drew a deep breath. "Since I’m the one who brought you back, then... I’ll take responsibility."

And so the exorcist world gained a strange spectacle: Lin Yanluo ran himself ragged for a few thousand yuan, then came home with red ears to recharge a certain "succubus" by holding hands.

He took a bite of a premium boxed meal, thinking how popular he was, without noticing that his shabby little apartment was secretly turning into a luxury home.

After he’d finished a fight, the "succubus" behind him would lean over weakly. "Cleric, today I need a hug to recharge."

The little cleric drew a deep breath, closed his eyes, and bravely burrowed into his arms. "You can hug me, but keep your hands to yourself!"

Then one day, Lin Yanluo finally saved enough money to buy a fragment of an ancient book said to contain a way to eradicate succubi for good.

He opened the book. There, in plain sight, was a sacrificial ritual: An exorcist must use his pure yang body as a catalyst to make the succubus...

Lin Yanluo drew a deep breath and decided to make the ultimate sacrifice!

With a stern expression, he tied the man securely to the bed. Ears burning, he straddled him clumsily, as if preparing to conduct a rigorous scientific experiment, and took charge of the sacred purification ritual.

Just as his brain froze and he had no idea what to do next...

Crack. The restraints instantly crumbled to dust.

In a dizzying whirl, he was pressed into the soft mattress. A large, scorching hand gripped the back of his neck, and a low, seductive chuckle brushed his ear, its breath burning hot.

"Be good. For a spell that takes this much stamina, let me, the evil one, handle it."

Lin Yanluo: "Mmph!"

When Lin Yanluo woke up N days later, Xian Wuyan was thoroughly satisfied. He angrily accused the ancient book fragment of false advertising.

A breeze flipped the "ancient book fragment" to the next page, where a grand, archaic signature was clearly printed: Written by Xian Wuyan.

Shameless, scheming, teasing demon gong x cool, innocent, serious exorcist shou

Over 100,000 words already written

Reading guide:

1. Both leads are virgins!!! The gong is an ancient demon who has only ever fallen in love once, since birth!

2. 1v1, lighthearted, silly, sweet, and satisfying.

3. Contains original worldbuilding. Not Western fantasy, but an alternate modern fantasy setting.

Theme: Strive to live well.