Coming soon: "Not to My Taste? Then Die"
You're a despairing office drone. On your first day at home, lying flat after being fired, you decide to relax and open your computer. The first thing that catches your eye is a pop-up game ad.
[The world's first highly customizable, hyper-realistic multiplayer VR game, "Above Yokohama," is launching soon... Click below to enter a raffle for a chance to win the only beta access!]
The game is incredibly popular. You've seen news about it on all sorts of platforms.
But you don't believe in the fake raffles games advertise, and go to close the window. Then you notice that the X has inexplicably turned into an Enter Raffle button.
You: ...
You silently watch the wheel spin rapidly.
[Congratulations! You've won the only beta access!]
Wait, seriously? This is for real!
Stunned, you put on the VR headset with a healthy dose of skepticism and enter the virtual world. In this thrilling battle game, you start... farming and building infrastructure.
You're a life-sim player, after all! (An explosive electric guitar riff)
Day one in the game: Clear some land.
Day two: After your sheep take over the place, you discover a free supply of native laborers and decide to build a huge farm so they can all grow cotton for you.
By day n, after constantly picking up NPCs, enslaving NPCs, and playing them like puppets, you've successfully transformed the Slab into a Dream O Town and become Yokohama's biggest farmer.
Your mind and body are healed by your relaxing (scratch that) pastoral life. You find the motivation to live well again, happily log out, and return to your life in the real world. You even carefully write up a game guide and post it on the forums, hoping to help other life-sim players.
[How I turned my Yokohama into a Dream O Town: A few things to keep in mind]
1. Harass every useful NPC without holding back. They'll be so impressed by your persistence that they'll work for you for free.
2. Exploit and enslave every NPC who works for you without mercy. There's no such thing as a slave who can't pick cotton, only a farm owner who can't swing the whip. Swing that whip hard, and even the villains will turn the mill!
3. Put on your capitalist landowner face and keep every NPC who dares to defy you under control.
After passionately writing down these three tips, you log out in style.
Much later, out of nostalgia, you open the game again, now long since launched, and discover that the NPCs you once picked up, helped, raised, comforted, enslaved, and guided... have used their money to put you at the top of the wanted list. Players across the whole server are going wild for you.
You, almost mobbed by the players: ?
So much for repaying kindness with betrayal.
Entire story is in second person. A fan favorite, pairing undecided. A healing, lighthearted story.
Theme: Stumbling forward while gathering your strength again
Wow, two Osamu Dazai, I didn't dare to think how lively it would be
I'm not here to break up this family, I'm here to join it. Hahahahahahaha. Why don't you let Butei Zai join in? Let's turn this mess into a pot of porridge and drink it while it's hot! Koharu
Teacher, teacher, please don't cheat me! I really like this book 🥺
Teacher goes home! Teacher goes home! Teacher goes home!
Don't want! No!! Don't stop here! What happened next? The author greatly begs 😭 😭 😭 😭
Xiaochun said I want them all! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, go to work, Dr. Sen is very suitable for postpartum care of sows.
Usurping the throne once and for all, he was familiar with it twice and couldn't stop laughing. What kind of limited-time mission return in the classic server hahh
Is this the emotional line? So cool [sunglasses]
Come back soon, it's a good look
Do you have any more updates? [Cover your face, laugh and cry] The writing is so good. 🤗 Teacher, do you have any more updates? (இωஇ)