After Nakahara Chuuya Became a Fake Scriptwriter Through Bullet Comments

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On the rooftop, just after Dazai catches Chuuya following a Corruption release and lays him across his lap, a book suddenly appears out of nowhere in front of him. Dazai immediately thinks of the legend that has long circulated in Yokohama. Curiosity fills his eyes, and just as he reaches out to touch it, the "book" suddenly emits a flash of white light and takes them to another world.

Dazai: Oh no, guys, I think I've been set up.

But Chuuya is still fast asleep. Oh well. Curious about the new world and unwilling to become a dog abuser, Dazai begins to "struggle to survive" there. The Star Plasma Vessel Association? I'll take that off your hands.

A cult wants to kill a beautiful girl for the sake of an old monster? Chuuya has just woken up, so they might as well go save her together. The Double Black Duo makes a dazzling entrance, recruits a scarred old man, and beats a guy with slanted bangs and squinty eyes. Then there's the strongest guy in sunglasses, who seems to have evolved and come back, and immediately unleashes his ultimate move. Dazai only wanted to distract this guy from Chuuya, so who told him to get serious? But whatever, the man is no match for No Longer Human. Besides, Dazai won't let Chuuya have the chance to slack off and keep snoozing. Still, when he finds out that those two guys, who are clearly over 180 centimeters tall, are the same age as them, Dazai, who has only just reached 170 centimeters at sixteen, suddenly thinks maybe getting Chuuya to use Corruption wouldn't be so bad.

Life without being exploited by Mori is so much happier. It's even more fun imagining Mori's headache when he suddenly loses two useful cards.

But lately Dazai has developed a new problem. Dogs are affectionate pets, sure, but Chuuya has absolutely no sense of personal boundaries. After discovering that this world is just as empty and rotten, Dazai picks up his hobby again. But every time he's about to try a new way to die, Chuuya suddenly appears, stops him, and then beats him up. It seems Chuuya doesn't want to become a stray dog after all. Stray dogs are pretty pitiful, so Dazai supposes he'll keep living for now rather than become a dog abuser. But why has he taught more and more people to worship him?

After all sorts of eating and drinking and having fun (crossed out), and countless hardships, they finally find the culprit behind everything. It turns out to be a brain? Gross. They dump it on that annoying pair of high school boys, and unexpectedly stumble upon a way back. Dazai also learns a lot about what happens in parallel worlds. So, he should still just kill himself, right? But that annoying pair of eyes and that irritating domain are so unfair. How could they tell Chuuya everything?

Chuuya beats him up again, but says he'll stick with him for the rest of his life. Fine. To test whether he's telling the truth, Dazai will keep living for now.

[Book Blurb]

Eighteen-year-old Chuuya unexpectedly gets a chat System and learns that the world he lives in is an anime. In the future, the city he loves will face one major crisis after another, and he won't be at the scene for any of them?

No, no, no! Chuuya once swore to be loyal to the Port Mafia to the death and protect the city they both love. He can't accept a future like that, especially when he has so many fans, yet they cry every day because he gets so little screen time. Chuuya completely loses it when he learns that the blue-haired fish has more screen time than he does. With the help of the chat comments, he gradually changes the plot. Protecting Yokohama can't wait, so he'll start by working to make sure there's not a single difference four years from now. And, for the fans who like him, he'll make a few more appearances too. Ahem.

But is there something wrong with these chat comments?

The first time he sees them:

[Chuuya baby, kisses!]

[The young lady has arrived, everyone get out of the way!]

[Chuuya is so hot, I'm dying!]

Chuuya: Blushing.jpg

When he's in the same shot as that blue-haired fish:

[Mom, the couple I ship has finally met again!]

[This is fate!]

Chuuya: Cosmic slug head...

When he fights that blue-haired fish:

[Don't reward Dazai!]

[He got beaten up and still praised Chuuya's fighting skills. Haji, cure this guy!]

Chuuya: Wait, isn't this the wrong pairing?????

Much later, after Chuuya finally drives away everyone who has designs on Yokohama and successfully protects the city, he looks at the extra black mud monster by his side and falls into deep thought...

Pairing: Dazai x Chuuya. No switching or reversing the pairing, please don't start drama. This should count as a sweet story.

Theme: Work hard to save the world