The Perks Were So Good, I Jumped Ship to the Black-Clad Organization

After three years at a heartless company, Yang Hui finally couldn't take it anymore and decided to quit.

As luck would have it, a pretty good company wanted to poach him. Nine to five, four days on and three days off, a daily wage of twenty thousand as the base salary, plus every bonus and allowance you could ask for. A company this good actually wanted him? Hesitating for even a second would be disrespectful to money!

Company employees were required to wear black?

No problem. As long as the boss didn't mind, he could wear a black suit, pin on a white flower, and carry prayer beads to work every day! Going to work was like going to a funeral!

The executives at company headquarters looked like demons?

Who cares? If it meant a promotion and a raise, he was game. He'd set his face, stride forward, and love no one. Look into my eyes and tell me: do I look fierce?

Executives all used liquor for names and never gave their real ones?

No problem. Forget using liquor for a name. If the salary and bonuses were good enough, even if they called him Little White, he'd bark twice!

Heavenly God of Wealth above, your devotee is willing to sacrifice his boss's lifelong romance in exchange for even the tiniest bit of your favor. Boundless Heavenly Lord, Amitabha, hallelujah! Let money come, let it come from every direction!

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Vodka: Big bro, I think Rakiya's having another episode.

Gin: Leave him alone. He's never been well.

Theme: Everyone deserves to be paid fairly for their work.