My childhood friend and fiancé went to serve at the border. He came back with two things:
A high-ranking position and a beautiful woman from a foreign land.
He said, "Liniang, it wasn’t until I met her that I understood what true love is. I want to marry her."
I agreed, then turned to my other childhood friend and said, "What you said last time about marrying me, does that still stand?"
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