After Pretending to Be Hisoka's Girlfriend

Phyllis found herself a sucker: a pervert who fancied himself a magician.

He was a bit of a pervert, but undeniably sexy and beautiful.

She could rake in the cash by disguising herself as his long-haired girlfriend, and get martial arts lessons by disguising herself as the son he'd left to fend for himself.

This pervert was dumb and loaded. She decided to put up with him a little longer and swindle him big.

Hisoka met someone in the same line of work: an ordinary person who fancied himself a magician.

He was used to treating everyone else as entertainment, but this person treated him like a joke.

They could disguise themself as Illumi and make him dance in circles, or disguise themself as Gon and lead him on a merry chase.

This new fruit had no Nen abilities, but they were fun, so he decided to pretend he hadn't noticed.

Until Phyllis realized that the long-haired beauty she'd been disguising herself as wasn't his real girlfriend, but his best friend.

Phyllis fell silent.

Phyllis ran for it.

What a pervert! Who would trick their best friend into bed?!

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Pairing: Hisoka

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Theme: Treat people with sincerity.