[Main story complete]
Reborn in modern times and back at Five Elements Mountain, Wukong is feeling a little worn out.
Facing five vicious bandits,
The Ninth Incarnation, Jin Chanzi: Wukong, let your master teach you the first lesson in championing justice: stop killing with killing!
Wukong (scratching his head): ...Master, is this how you got banished to the mortal realm?
Guanyin (rubbing her forehead): Wukong... please do your best with him!
Watching Wukong effortlessly store a house and delicious food with "Universe in the Sleeve,"
Bajie (rubbing his hands and sneaking a glance): Brother Monkey~ Look at how broad and heavy Old Pig is. Walking wears out my shoes! Your sleeve is spacious, keeps out wind and sun, and I could even catch up on sleep...
Wukong (tugging Bajie's ear): You dimwit! Do you think this is a donkey cart to the market? Want me to find you two pounds of melon seeds and a quilt, too?
Bajie: Old Pig knows where to put them~
Wukong: ...
Watching Wukong and Bajie bicker affectionately every day,
Sha Monk: As long as Big Brother and Second Brother are happy, I don't mind putting up with a little hardship.
Wukong: That sounds awfully familiar...
The rich second-generation Little White Dragon, who is the junior disciple of the group rather than their beast of burden, gets along especially well with Xuanzang. They really are birds of a feather.
Ao Lie: Master, once we become Buddhas, do you think we could ambush Big Brother together and beat him?
Xuanzang: Probably not... But we could get Wukong drunk first, then try an ambush.
Wukong: You little brats! Could you at least go somewhere I can't hear you before you talk about this?
But why are so many people and things different in this life?
The Black Bear Spirit, now principal of Flower-Fruit Mountain School, is as close as a brother to Wukong!
Great King Yellow Wind and Tiger Vanguard, who are best at farming: So what if you're the Great Sage Equal to Heaven? Don't get in the way of us farmers doing our proper work! Finish the fight and get out of here!
Jigong: You little monkey, why can't you accept me, a monk, as your master?
Taishang Laojun glares and strokes his beard: You unruly monkey! Give me back my treasures, my attendants, and my Azure Ox!
What? Nezha, the Spider Demon, Yellow-Brow King, Bull Demon King... even the Howling Celestial Dog have all been invited by the Great Sage Equal to Heaven to teach the little demons from all the mountain strongholds at Flower-Fruit Mountain?!
For the eighty-first time, Wukong uses the "Universe in the Sleeve" he learned from Great Immortal Zhenyuan to pack up the house and luggage. He can't help thinking to himself: Why do I keep feeling like someone's mother?
Still, watching this rowdy family eat their fill and sleep soundly... Maybe it's not so bad?
We haven't even reached the Western Heaven yet... and I've become a Buddha?
Also known as: Wukong: This Pilgrimage Group Would Fall Apart Without Me!
Theme: Putting down the butcher's knife may not make you a Buddha, but picking up a ladle can also lead you to the Way.
It doesn't cost money to share. If you have a sister who has lost a lot of hair, you can try washing your head with pure warm water for half a month (the hair will feel oily, but the scalp will not be itchy at all), and then use a small amount of reliable handmade soap. The hair volume will increase unexpectedly. If you don't lose so much, you will also grow a lot of small hair (I speak from the bottom of my heart). This is attributed to the shampoo experiment done by a friend who studies chemistry that the author read online. There are too many preservatives. It didn't break down for years, and then I found a friend in the comment area who had successfully tested it with pure warm water, and then I tried it myself, and it did grow my hair. You know, the author was envious of other people's fine hair seams on the Internet a few months ago 🥺. Now I am experimenting, using pure warm water to wash my scalp, shampoo, conditioner, and only my hair, that is, wash my hair at a distance from the hair roots. I mainly use pure warm water to wash my hair. It does grow my hair, but... It doesn't look good.
Okay, everyone goes home and takes a look
Our master really suffered under the great environment in the late Sui Dynasty [covering face, laughing and crying]
I'll post it later, I'm still rushing~
Brother, give me a hug~~🎵
Hahahahahahahaha I have to work for 25,000 years
Touch, long time no see. Why don't you try applying some plaster?
🙏 When will it be updated? I'm really looking forward to the next 🙏
When I saw this, I realized why there were so few comments. Come on, author. You wrote very well [Applause]
Teacher update soon! Super cool, looking forward to the follow-up! ! [Laughing loudly][pink heart]
It doesn't cost money to share. If you have a sister who has lost a lot of hair, you can try washing your head with pure warm water for half a month (the hair will feel oily, but the scalp will not be itchy at all), and then use a small amount of reliable handmade soap. The hair volume will increase unexpectedly. If you don't lose so much, you will also grow a lot of small hair (I speak from the bottom of my heart). This is attributed to the shampoo experiment done by a friend who studies chemistry that the author read online. There are too many preservatives. It didn't break down for years, and then I found a friend in the comment area who had successfully tested it with pure warm water, and then I tried it myself, and it did grow my hair. You know, the author was envious of other people's fine hair seams on the Internet a few months ago 🥺. Now I am experimenting, using pure warm water to wash my scalp, shampoo, conditioner, and only my hair, that is, wash my hair at a distance from the hair roots. I mainly use pure warm water to wash my hair. It does grow my hair, but... It doesn't look good.
Okay, everyone goes home and takes a look
Our master really suffered under the great environment in the late Sui Dynasty [covering face, laughing and crying]
I'll post it later, I'm still rushing~
Brother, give me a hug~~🎵
Hahahahahahahaha I have to work for 25,000 years
Touch, long time no see. Why don't you try applying some plaster?
🙏 When will it be updated? I'm really looking forward to the next 🙏
When I saw this, I realized why there were so few comments. Come on, author. You wrote very well [Applause]
Teacher update soon! Super cool, looking forward to the follow-up! ! [Laughing loudly][pink heart]