[Hunter] Hisoka's Fake Sweetheart

Also known as: "After Reincarnating as a Bad Egg, I Bound Myself to a Hero" and "The Bad Egg's Blindness Diary"

I am a cursed egg. Once I hatch, I'll be no bigger than a palm.

If I want to become a real person, I have to find a Host and feed on their [vital energy, essence, and spirit].

So I decided to find the prettiest, kindest, most easygoing person in this absurd, crumbling world and make them my target.

In the vast sea of humanity, I picked that man out at a glance.

His manner was gentle, his smile warm, and every inch of him radiated kindness.

I rejoiced to myself: Perfect! A kindhearted man. You're the one!

To make him willingly raise me, I told an outrageous lie. I said I was a magical egg that could grant wishes, and that if he took good care of me, any wish would come true.

He smiled and rubbed his chin. "Sure. I'll leave it to you, then."

I was over the moon: I got him!

But after spending some time with him, I was stunned.

I realized that everyone he'd ever helped eventually met their death at his hands.

His smile was fake, his kindness a blade. Behind all the laughter and cheer was merciless slaughter.

One second: "Hahahaha, hello there~"

The next: "Ah, you're no use anymore~"

Blood sprayed three feet into the air!!!

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I'm a little scared. After all, I can't grant any wishes!

This busted egg of mine can barely even turn into a person!

Yikes! If he finds out I lied, if he discovers I can't grant wishes at all...

Will he smash me to pieces too, saying, "Ah, you're no use anymore"?!

Uh... what am I supposed to do now?!

Maybe... find someone else?

But the moment the thought crossed my mind, he pinched the back of my collar with a little "squelch."

The man's eyes curved as he smiled tenderly, his voice soft and affectionate. "Nako-chan~ What are you sneaking around doing?"

Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh... I shook uncontrollably like a sieve.

I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead. He called me "-chan." The last person he called that was left with their neck hanging limp, blood spurting everywhere!

So scary Σ(°ロ°)

Theme: Live well, and learn to love you slowly.