
How Did the Wicked Cannon Fodder Become a Heartthrob? [Quick Transmigration]
恶毒炮灰怎么变成万人迷了[快穿]
by Si Si Qing (巳巳晴)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 157k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
Lu Yunian is an obscure actor, barely known even in the entertainment industry. One day, he dies unexpectedly and gets bound to the Villainous Cannon Fodder System.
He diligently completes his villainous missions, waiting for the protagonists to take revenge on him so he can leave the world. But can someone explain why the protagonists' revenge is so unspeakably... strange?
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[World One: The Fake Young Master Cannon Fodder in a Wealthy-Family Novel]
Lu Yunian is a beautiful, foolish fake young master.
His mission is simple: constantly bully, suppress, and frame the real young master, Xie Yan.
According to the plot, before long, the protagonists will join forces to expose his wicked true nature. He will be thrown out and end up freezing to death as a beggar in the depths of winter.
Following the System's instructions, he exceeds the required villainy benchmarks. The process is just a little... twisted.
After his villainous deeds are exposed, he happily waits to exit the story.
But the protagonists, who had hated him so much, suddenly change their tune and all become lovesick over him instead?!
The real young master pins him in a corner, his tall nose pressed against Lu Yunian's snowy-white neck. Like a greedy, sinister demon, he rasps, "Darling, you're too beautiful. How about I hide you away?"
The eldest Lu brother's usually restrained, indifferent eyes are filled with obsession. "Baby, didn't you say you only love your big brother?"
Just as Lu Yunian is about to run, he turns and bumps into his fiance.
The man grips his slender waist and places a lovestruck kiss on the back of his pale hand. "My little wife, you haven't forgotten who your fiance is, have you?"
The petite young man is cornered by the tall men. They bully him until his eyes brim with tears and the corners turn red. His gaze is damp and pleading. "Waaah, this isn't how the original plot goes!"
[World Two: The Villainous Black Lotus in an Apocalypse Redemption Novel]
You are a selfish, cowardly black lotus in the apocalypse.
An ordinary person with no special abilities, you abandon your childhood friend, who was injured protecting you, leaving him to be swallowed by the zombie horde so you can save your own life.
Who knew he wouldn't die? Instead, the ordeal helps him awaken top-tier powers. He finds you at the base, where you've been playing up your weakness to win everyone's sympathy and help, and exposes your act in front of everyone.
You are driven out of the base and die in the jaws of zombies.
Lu Yunian unexpectedly turns into a rabbit beastkin, but still takes his mission seriously right up to the final turning point.
His childhood friend finds him, his powerful abilities in full display and his blood-red eyes filled with obsession. "Please don't leave me again."
Before he can get close, a powerful attack strikes. Another top-tier ability user says coldly, "Don't touch him."
While the two face off, the Zombie King, who has been watching from the shadows for a long time, glides up like a ghost and whispers in Lu Yunian's ear, "Baby, how did you manage to seduce so many people? You've been naughty."
[World Three: The Fussy Little Streamer in a Sweet Online-Dating Novel]
At first, System 003 wasn't the least bit worried that its pretty little Host would fail the mission.
But it never expected that, despite the Host's villainy score rising at lightning speed, whenever a major plot point came around, the protagonists would act like they'd taken the wrong medicine. One after another, they became lovesick over the very cannon fodder they were supposed to hate?!
Looking at the thoroughly mangled plot and the men groveling at their feet, the human and the System fell into deep thought.
"How did this happen?! Haven't you been bullying them the whole time?!"
"How did this happen?! Haven't I been bullying them the whole time?!"
Content warnings:
The beloved bottom is adored by everyone.
The tops have no romantic entanglements with anyone but the bottom. They're only interested in him, and their feelings for him are intense.
The top is split into multiple personas. The ending is strictly one-on-one.
No moral boundaries. Written to indulge the author's tastes. Inexperienced writing. Please don't read if it's not your thing.
Coming soon: My Idiot Kitty Is Being Kept by His Homophobic Roommate
The three thousand small worlds are short-staffed, and no one has filled the last vacancy in the final world. A newly adult cat spirit gets drafted.
Veteran System 001 looks at the pretty boy with cat ears and an innocent gaze, and forcibly issues an invitation: "Would you like to bind to the Cannon Fodder System?"
Li Miao has only just taken human form and has no idea what the System in front of him is saying. Tilting his head, he stares with round kitty eyes and lets out a soft, "Meow?"
001 smiles in satisfaction. "Congratulations, Host. Binding successful."
College student Li Miao is a gloomy, invisible nobody at school by day and the most low-rent streamer on an adult platform by night. Since he was lucky enough to get a dorm room to himself, his career has been thriving.
"Big Brother" is nice today, "Big Sister" is nice tomorrow. His soft voice gets sweeter with every word, and his savings grow day by day.
Li Miao looks at the thousand yuan in his hands and clumsily starts calculating on paper how many cans of cat food he can buy.
When he sees the astonishing number, his fluffy tail swishes wildly.
All he has to do is show his soft belly and pale legs, and he'll get a flood of tips. This is so much more comfortable than being a stray kitty, meow!
The little cat has fallen in love with the job and streams every day, come rain or shine.
Until one day, the campus heartthrob suddenly moves into his dorm.
Chi Jian is a top-tier rich second-generation heir, and just as famous as his wealth is his reputation as the most homophobic straight man around.
After 003 tells Li Miao that being homophobic means Chi Jian will never fall in love with him, Li Miao nods in innocent confusion.
He doesn't know what love is. He casually swishes his tail. As long as Chi Jian doesn't mess with his cat food, that's fine.
He takes his first career very seriously, and agrees to whatever people ask. He replies to every outrageous comment in his livestream chat.
But the longer he streams, the more something feels off.
At some point, a strange person starts showing up in his livestream.
[jc: This streamer is so indecent. Reported!]
Chi Jian presses himself tightly against the bed. Hearing the rustle of tissues from the boy's side, he thinks he might have gone too far, and grits his teeth as he sends him a rocket gift.
Lu Yunian finishes wiping up the milk tea he'd accidentally spilled on the bed, looks up, and as usual says sweetly, "Thanks, Big Brother~"
[jc: No shame at all! Someone sends you a private jet and you put on a maid outfit?! You're so cheap!]
Chi Jian's brows draw together. His roommate must be the gay guy he hates most. Otherwise, why would he wear women's clothes?!
He secretly peeks over his covers from the corner. His short, gloomy roommate is wearing a maid outfit, with a pair of soft cat ears on his head. Pale thighs peek out beneath sheer fishnet stockings, and a fluffy tail swishes behind him.
After that, the account's tone changes completely.
[jc: Wife, your thighs are so pale and look so soft. I bet they'd turn red if I touched them.]
[jc: How many rockets do I have to send before you'll stream just for me? When other people look at you, I want to ruin you so badly, do you know that?]
[jc: Wife, I really want to pin you down and fuck you.]
Later, a tall figure pins the petite Li Miao beneath him and licks one of his flushed cat ears. In a hoarse voice, he says, "Wife, call me that once and I'll send you ten rockets."
In the livestream room exclusively for Chi Jian:
[Rocket x10]
[Rocket x10]
[Rocket x10]
Theme: Even when fierce winds rise, never give up on life.
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A good boy will never treat himself badly [Joker]
The jealousy of a housewife means that I have a beautiful wife at home and I am good at jealousy [touching my head]
Sisters who want to read this book should avoid lightning. It disgusts me to death. They say that the attack is pure and clean, but in the end, there is an attack on a love scene, which has read countless people. I have been in love and dated people, but the explanation given is that I don't love those people [Joker] What is the difference between you, the author, and those scammers!!!
I really don't understand love, so I can leave. Is Shou Bao obligated to help you understand love? [Clown] I'll just put Shou on the shelf.
Don't do this. The author attacked the body and mind, and then went on a date with countless people. In the end, the explanation was that he was a big dog who doesn't understand love [clown]. Author, should you look at what nonsense you are talking about [changed]
I like the half-rabbit baby. I feel like I can do a lot of things. Hehehe.
It makes me feel so comfortable. It's been a long time since I've seen such a popular heartthrob.
Why are the comments about me saying that I have found a lover buried in the bottom of the pile? 😣 No matter how much I do, it has constituted the fact that I have found a lover. A stupid dog who doesn't understand emotions will not refuse cannon fodder [laughing]
Thank you for your hard work! I'm so happy to see the update 😚😚
Emmmm, is it actually unclean? . . [Lie flat]