(I've realized that if I keep revising over and over, I might lose the motivation to keep writing. So please point out anything you think could be changed, or offer suggestions in the relevant chapters. Once the story is complete, I'll revise it all over again! I have to finish this one 😡✍🏻️)
Blurb:
Ye Sishui, an avid novel reader, unexpectedly arrives in a strange space after dying in an accident.
System: Welcome to the Rebirth Game! Do your best to stay alive, and you'll be able to come back to life. Hehe.
Ye Sishui: Wow, an infinite-flow story?
Other people awaken skills like communicating with spirits, turning parts of their bodies to stone, turning people into puppets, and summoning weapons...
Ye Sishui's skill, meanwhile, lets him randomly draw a novel he has read each day and obtain a random ability belonging to its protagonist. But he has to act according to the protagonist's character. If he goes out of character, the skill stops working.
Ye Sishui thought about all the strange and varied novels he had read. After hesitating for a moment, he decided to abandon all dignity.
In the Rebirth Game, one newcomer is widely known, not only for his bizarre, unfathomable skill that no one has figured out to this day, but also for his frightening mental state.
Some say he was a severely ill patient in a psychiatric hospital before he died. Others say he was an antisocial psychopath serving a life sentence in prison. Some say he has multiple personalities...
The “psycho” in question: ? (He pulls a book out of thin air and looks at the title: The Domineering CEO's Hot Romance: Don't Fall for That Purehearted Cockroach.) (He opens his eyes.) (His gaze reveals five parts deep affection, three parts seductiveness, and two parts restraint.) “Man, I know the one you love is that pure, adorable cockroach who makes people think all sorts of things. But so what? The only person I love is your brother-in-law! The three of us living happily together is more important than anything.”
A lighthearted infinite-flow story, pure wish fulfillment, with a brain-in-a-vat style of misunderstanding. More of an ensemble cast. This is a deranged little project the author is writing to practice their prose, so it won't be very long.
All the novels the protagonist has read are made up by the author. If anything sounds familiar, then either that author is amazing or their tastes overlap with Master Chong's (because some of the books are completely unhinged). (I'm planning to go easy on Sishui and give him some of Master Chong's favorite character tropes. Even Master Chong can't handle mind-blowing fiction every day, haha.)
From the main cast's point of view, getting through each instance is lighthearted and full of snark. From everyone else's point of view, the entire main cast are villains and lunatics.
Since this story is all about going off the rails, the plot won't be very rigorous. So in the author's note in the first chapter, I'll set up a brain checkroom! You can leave your brain temporarily in the comments while you read, then come back and pick it up afterward! `(*∩_∩*)′ (Just be careful other readers don't sneak off with it and throw it in a hot pot!)
I forgot to mention the things to watch out for: the writing is amateurish, really amateurish! The plot may not make logical sense, and some characterizations may get pretty wild (the novels' characters may include BL, BG, GL, [I'm not writing 4I because Master Chong hasn't read any and doesn't know how], selfcest, nonhuman romance, and so on). The first instance is purely a team-building trip for the main cast. Their thought processes aren't quite like ordinary people's, and they all have their own flaws. They're not good people!! (There will be cases where they coldly watch others go to their deaths! You can't reason with someone who is determined to die.) There will be angst, too! (Because Master Chong can think of a hundred ways to make a chapter tragic, but is a good mentor who, for everyone's sake, grits their teeth and throws away all but a few of them.)
If you can't accept that, please exit using the top-left button. See you in the next story.
The basic schedule is one update a week, with a minimum of five thousand characters. Since this is a labor of love, there may be times when I'm too busy to update. So feel free to leave it in your favorites and let it gather dust until it's complete. Of course, if you have time to leave a few comments, Master Chong will be happy all day (*?︶?*). I'll revise and proofread from time to time. (If you see the latest chapter locked, I definitely published it by mistake while it was only half-written.)
Master Chong's deranged little essays are all in the pinned posts, and I'll update them from time to time.
Kind people who help me catch typos will get a typo-catching bonus. Master Chong really does go blind sometimes.
[I was too lazy to draw character sheets, so I used Teacher Qianlingsu Fu's character creator and modified the designs. I got the teacher's permission and even added more options, hehe. The looks are: celebrity outfit for Shui Ge, historical outfit for Doctor Chen, formalwear for Sister Xiao Yan, and casual outfit for Xiao Ji!]
I originally planned to put the old cover in the character cards, but the review process wouldn't allow text on it, so you'll have to head over to Weibo instead.
Blurb written: 2025.6.6
Theme: Keep living for the things each of us loves
That night three years ago, Domineering Jinjiang and I accidentally got drunk. The mistake of that night unexpectedly happened to us. But he and I were business rivals. Because of a conspiracy, Jinjiang's domineering business partner A Tang secretly wanted to take him down, but that cup was filled with spring medicine, fertility medicine, aphrodisiac, and he was delirious and full of white brains. Moonlight medicine, Omega sex change medicine, cat girl medicine, Xiao Nanliang medicine... 91 Kinds of medicine were accidentally drunk by Ba Dao Jinjiang. When Ah Tang was in a panic, Ba Dao Jinjiang grabbed me who was also drunk and threw me into the room. And when I woke up the next day, I rubbed my dizzy head and looked at the cat-eared Xiao Nanliang Omega beside me, which smelled like milk and shed huge pearls unconsciously when I touched it, and fell into deep thought. Of course, the person who knows you best in the world is your nemesis. I recognized at a glance that the sleeping person in front of me was the domineering Jin Jiang with sharp eyes, razor-sharp eyebrows, sharp chin, high nose bridge, and seventy-two pack abs. His nostrils turned upward when he looked at others. His eyes were three-quarters cold, three-quarter sarcastic, and four-quarter careless. I don't know why, by some strange combination of circumstances, I chose to leave the scene, leaving only the domineering Jinjiang still sleeping with burps and snores. Three years later, I returned to this land I was familiar with. Unexpectedly, I bumped into Domineering Jinjiang again at the airport. At this time, he had long returned to his cold appearance, but beside him, there was a small figure - a three-year-old cute baby with big watery eyes and a chubby face! Is he actually married and having children? I can't help but sigh. The next moment, I suddenly realized that something was wrong. The domineering Jinjiang happened to look over, and his fan-shaped statistical chart eyes actually revealed three parts of anger, three parts of shyness, three and ninety percent of yearning, and one and a half of love. I subconsciously asked: "Man, why does this child look so similar to me!" Yes, the cute baby's eyes are like rubbings of mine! The cute baby also looked over. He pouted and said softly: "You must be my mommy! Ah Bao, I am a genius cute baby!" Overbearing Jin Jiang subconsciously wanted to stop the cute baby from speaking, but it was obviously too late. He watched helplessly as the child he had been with for three years was shot towards his former nemesis like a bullet. He couldn't help but said: "Oh, he is not your child!" There was a trace of gentleness in my eyes, and I said softly: "It has been hard on your mother and father these days, so I will take the child back, and you... I welcome you if you want to come." Upon hearing this, the cute baby seemed to have stars popping out of his eyes, and he hugged me happily. Overbearing Jinjiang hesitated and backed away with tears in his eyes. He shook his head as he backed away and said, "No... No, I won't, unless... Unless you agree to a condition!" I was so pleasantly surprised. I thought that Overbearing Jinjiang would not agree, but I didn't expect that there was still room for negotiation. I couldn't help but take out a rose from my pocket and hold it in my mouth. However, I was accidentally pricked by a thorn on the rose. After I removed the thorn in embarrassment, I wiped away the blood. Holding the rose in his mouth again, he leaned against the wall of the trash can and said to Overbearing Jinjiang: "Ajin, tell me, I will promise you anything." Overbearing Jinjiang opened his eyes wide, and he said shyly: "I... I, I want to see all the readers here collect "Infinite Streaming, But One Character Every Day"!" After listening to it, I burst into tears. I turned the head of the cute baby with twinkling eyes to the other direction with one hand, and then kissed it lovingly.
??? I saw at least three Sophias this week in books or video games! Now my brother and I feel the same way: "Why are there so many people called Sophia?"
Wow! Teacher! You write so well! I'm going to fall in love with you [rose] [rose]
I understand, I understand 😭, I am always popular when I play the role of imitator. I have a fixed schedule that every time, no matter what, I must be voted out first. Even if I am not a wolf, I am still neutral. When I finally get a good person card, I will be the first to be killed.
I'm still confused when I read this article, I feel so at ease.
The domineering A-Jin's Bai Yueguang A-tang has returned to China. Everyone around me knows this. Even I, as the domineering A-Jin's contractual substitute wife, also realized this through teasing and joking. Bai Yueguang has returned to China, so it seems that my stand-in, who looks 69.27% The same as Ah Tang, should abdicate. However, I looked at the domineering Ah Jin's deep and melancholy face and fell into hesitation and hesitation for a long time. I like domineering Ah Jin, I fell in love with him from the first moment I saw him. Not because of his knife-like face, not because of his smart eyes, and not because of his knife-like eyebrows, but because... Domineering Ajin - he has the same voice as my young Bai Yueguang Aji. So I pretended to be blind and approached the domineering Ah Jin, just to linger with my lover's whispers every moment. But now, the domineering Bai Yueguang of A Jin has returned to China, and everyone is laughing at me, an unworthy substitute who should leave. Yes, it's really time for me to go. Instead of being unhappy here, I might as well curl up at home and listen carefully to the voice of 2T's domineering Ah Jin recorded in my memory card. Oh, with the splicing and the addition of some technology, I can't imagine how happy I would be if Aqie just seemed to come to life. So on that hazy rainy night, I left my home that was as big as the airport. I don't know how long it took, but it was so long that I seemed to have forgotten the appearance of the domineering Ah Jin, but by coincidence, we met in the toilet of the same shopping mall. The domineering Ah Jin was stunned when he saw me for the first time. His lips trembled slightly, as if he had hesitated for a long time, but finally he made up his mind and said, "Why... Are you in the men's room?" I smiled with relief, as if letting go of everything between us. Sometimes in the past, I stared at those evasive eyes and said with a sigh: "Idiot, because I flew to Thailand to undergo deformation surgery and wear a big one." When the domineering Ajin heard this, he no longer had the dignity and aloofness of the past, and he was a little flustered. , With a cry mixed in my tone: "You... You didn't do it because of me, right?" I raised my lips and smiled evilly: "Baby, I thought about it for a long time and found that I still love you, so I pretended to be big, be good, let's go home, it's better if we go home I love you so much." Domineering Ah Jin's eyes trembled, and he subconsciously took two steps back and said, "You know I like Ah Tang, right? We two live together now." My eyes dimmed, ah, they two live together, this is really... Great. I threw my long legs directly beside Jin and stepped firmly on the wall behind him. He huddled in the embrace of the wall like a little bird. "Be good, I'll hurt you two together." Ah Jin was about to cry. He subconsciously waved his hands and shook his head to resist, and kept saying something in his mouth. "Don't say that..." I sniffed the fragrance of his body, hooked his chin with my right index finger, and said close to him: "My dear, you are so cute." There was a slight blush around Ajin's sparkling eyes, and he became a little embarrassed and angry: "What on earth do you want to do? "What?" I wasn't upset, and kissed him passionately. Three hours later, I licked my lips and answered his question: "Nothing, I just want all readers who read this to collect "Infinite Flow, But One Character Every Day."
The author writes so happily. Puff puff puff... Come on! Good looking ❤️
Ahhhhhhhhhhh my essay "The Little White Flower in the Noble Academy Was Fighted Over by F4" in the comment area was stuck. It has more than 900 words.
I found that there was no comment in this article, so I opened it_(:зゝ∠)_
Violent clearance is excellent 😍