Who Says Kittens Can't Farm?

This story is currently being revised, so it differs a little from the original version.

Lin Yu transmigrated and became a poor, helpless little kitten.

Looking out at the endless wilderness, he was at a loss. He thought he was about to starve to death out there, but then a dragon suddenly swooped down from the sky and carried him off.

The giant dragon opened its bloody maw and swallowed him whole!

Darkness surrounded him, and the sticky sensation in his hands filled him with terror.

Lin Yu's vision went black: QAQ

I'm going to be eaten!

Who knew the dragon wouldn't eat him, but instead treat him like a pet?

Lin Yu sighed. Fine, a pet it is. At least someone's taking care of me.

He acted cute and well-behaved, freeloading on food and shelter, until one day it all went wrong.

Why had he suddenly turned back into a human?

Lin Yu wrapped his tail around himself to cover his private parts and looked awkwardly at the person who'd been scooping his litter.

What should he do? Say hello?

So Lin Yu waved and greeted him: "Hello! Hey, litter-scooper, I'm your little kitty!"

Shi Ye: ...

Now that Lin Yu was human, he couldn't keep enjoying Shi Ye's special treatment for no reason. So he volunteered to become Shi Ye's chef, home builder, and supplier of fruits and vegetables...

Shi Ye's view of Lin Yu kept changing: pet, son, darling little brother, wife...

Lin Yu smiled and nodded. Yes, just like that. He'd get closer to Shi Ye little by little.

Pet, son, darling little brother, wi...wife?

Wife!

Lin Yu was horrified. Wait, no, that can't be right!

Little Bonus Scene

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Even though he'd been brought home, Lin Yu absolutely wasn't going to freeload.

Every day, he carried his little hoe on his back and tended the small vegetable patch on the planet. Holding up a potato he'd dug out of the ground, Lin Yu offered it to Shi Ye. "Here's the rent."

Shi Ye looked reluctant, but still took it.

After that, he seemed to have learned a new word. Whenever he said "rent," his little cat would bring him all kinds of good things, all made by the cat himself.

So much kitty scent!

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Watching the little cat lug his hoe around every day and work so hard, Shi Ye's conscience stirred. It suddenly seemed wrong to leave all the work to Lin Yu. This was their home, after all.

But the more Shi Ye tried to take over, the stranger Lin Yu's expression became. Just as Shi Ye was feeling pleased with himself, thinking Lin Yu had fallen for him, a bolt from the blue struck.

Lin Yu, with a bundle on his back: "You're working so hard. Is it because you think I'm useless and want me to leave?"

Shi Ye: "Huh?! No! I don't! Wife, don't go!"

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Yan Shiyu is the most powerful person in the cultivation world. Everyone knows and respects him, calling him the "Greatest Swordsman Under Heaven."

Who would have thought that, out of obligation, he'd take on a disciple he'd never even met, then have to clean up after him?

Yan Shiyu: "..." Have I taken on a walking disaster?

At their first meeting, the "walking disaster" shot his mouth off. "The Greatest Swordsman Under Heaven? More like the Greatest Bastard Under Heaven."

Yan Shiyu had always been respected. His vision went dark. The greatest bastard, huh? Then he'd show this brat what a real bastard looked like.

He put on a secret identity as the senior disciple of the Sword Sect and approached the unruly student.

He never expected to get drawn into one conspiracy after another.

Stealing immortal bones, false gods, pilfered faith, a rotten life prolonged.

On top of that, the unruly disciple who'd once been at daggers drawn with him also began acting strangely. For instance:

He started making him meals in all sorts of ways every day.

Whenever he found a treasure, instead of keeping it, he would offer it to him.

What Yan Shijue found hardest to bear was that the unruly disciple who'd always kept his distance from him actually...

Wanted to warm his bed, to repay him for teaching him!

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Growing up on stories about how strict Yan Shiyu was, Jiang Wuya thought of him as a coldhearted demon.

When he heard his parents planned to send him to Yan Shiyu as a disciple, Jiang Wuya refused.

He turned on his heel and ran.

Whoever wanted to be Yan Shiyu's disciple could take the job. He wasn't going along with it.

He claimed his escape was for the sake of gaining experience, but Jiang Wuya forgot that he had no spiritual power.

When he went down the mountain, he ran into a monster causing havoc. Fortunately, his senior brother came to his aid and saved his life.

Once they were out of danger, Jiang Wuya tried to run away again, only to be hauled back to the Sword Sect by his senior brother, just as expected.

After surviving life and death alongside his senior brother, Jiang Wuya had already come to think of him as one of his own. He loved complaining to him about Yan Shiyu.

Even though he'd be punished by Yan Shiyu right after finishing his complaints,

he was convinced that Yan Shiyu was bad-tempered and narrow-minded, completely unlike the person described in all the rumors.

Until the senior brother he'd always trusted stood before him, holding the chipped Greatest Sword Under Heaven.

Jiang Wuya: o.O?

What's going on? Where's my senior brother?! How did my big, tall senior brother disappear?!

#Help!WhatDoYouDoWhenYouInsultSomeoneToTheirFaceWithoutKnowingIt#

#[Help]WhatDoYouDoWhenYourSeniorBrotherTurnsOutToBeYourMaster#

#WhatDoYouDoWhenYourMasterPunishesYouForYourOwnGood#

Message: Do it yourself, and you'll have enough to eat and wear.