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This is a short story in the Ex-Boyfriend series.
Lu Tinglan hits every single one of Su Yunqi's preferences, from his looks and air to the way he handles himself.
Dating him was the thing Su Yunqi regretted least, and breaking up with him was no different.
Though their relationship was now in the past, her feelings for Lu Tinglan weren't.
Get back together?
Absolutely not!
She had her pride, too!
Besides, she didn't want to end up at a disadvantage in an intimate relationship because of it.
Having him for herself wouldn't be hard. All she had to do was lift a finger, and a man would be delivered right to her door.
If you're ordering a custom AI robot, of course you should adjust its settings a little to suit your tastes!
Su Yunqi: Do you like me?
AI Lu Tinglan: I like you.
Su Yunqi was delighted. Sure, it was a little underhanded, but nobody would find out, so what did it matter?
AI Lu Tinglan took Su Yunqi by the wrist and pulled her into his arms: I love you, I love you so much, so, so much, I love you more than anything, Yunbao. I really, really love you. Please don't leave me.
Su Yunqi: ...Did I overdo the settings?
AI Lu Tinglan: No.
The arms around her grew warmer and warmer. Su Yunqi: Um, robots have body heat too?
AI Lu Tinglan: Yes. Custom-made just for you.
Su Yunqi: What about sweat?
AI Lu Tinglan: Same.
Su Yunqi: Never mind. Lu Tinglan doesn't love me, so you're right about everything.
AI Lu Tinglan: ...
Wherever Su Yunqi went, the robot followed. He even waited outside the bathroom when she went to use it.
Su Yunqi logged onto a robot forum in the middle of the night: What do I do if my custom AI is too clingy?
Some programmer: Your robot is starved for affection. Try spending more time with it and showing it some care.
Su Yunqi: ??? Are you serious?!
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Theme: Communication can solve anything.