Love-at-first-sight rich second-generation goofball seme x young, beautiful, exceptionally unflappable streamer uke
A new streamer appeared on Jinjiang's looks ranking. The handsome guy with green hair and a mullet on the cover was so striking that netizens clicked in and found themselves captivated by the beauty in the middle of the screen.
Then they noticed the livestream's title: "Online Fortune-Telling with a Metaphysics Master."
Everyone: "You're a beauty, so why turn to crime!"
They were lamenting that such a beauty was a charlatan when a hugely popular streamer barged in, showering him with gifts and sending a message across the screen in gold lettering.
"Master! Your reading was spot-on! Even my cat said it was brilliant!"
The netizens scoffed. Even the big-name streamers were acting as plants now.
Then a well-known actor applied to join the call using his verified account. The once aloof star clutched the little dog in his arms and trembled with excitement. "Master! Read my fortune again! I'll pay extra!"
Everyone assumed it was a promotional deal.
Until one day, they saw the official account specifically tag an account called "Eating Doesn't Count as Fortune-Telling," thanking it for its help with a case. The attached picture showed a handsome green-haired guy with a formidable police dog.
The netizens: ...
Wait, what? He's a real master!
"Master! Master, tell me, is there any chance I'll marry you in this life?"
Master Chi Gongxi: ?
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Yu Wu's childhood friend had recently become obsessed with metaphysics. After being scammed by several fortune-telling masters in a row, his family sent him abroad for further studies.
To avenge his friend, Yu Wu found the hottest metaphysics livestream and clicked in, only to be dazzled by that handsome face.
I mean, sure... charlatans were awful, but he really was gorgeous.
Yu Wu had planned to join the call and give him a piece of his mind. Instead, the first thing out of his mouth was, "Master, your complexion is rosy. I can tell your romantic luck is blossoming!"
Chi Gongxi: "?"
Not long after, Yu Wu's childhood friend finally finished studying abroad and regained control of his domestic account. He opened his Moments feed.
There was a video announcement from his childhood friend Yu Wu, who had always scoffed at metaphysics.
The caption read: "We're together."
His partner was none other than the hottest metaphysics streamer around.
His childhood friend: "?"
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