Welcome to the spectacular reality show "Kindergarten of Rebels"! Let's welcome our three star guests to the stage!
Nezha is the first guest to arrive.
Naturally, he gets the first mission card: Find a way to get your fellow contestants and good friends Sun Wukong and Yang Jian to eat shrinking pills. Complete the mission to earn 500 points.
500 points.
It sounds like something taken from the show and used right back on the show. Boring.
Nezha's answer is just as direct: "I'm not playing."
"Complete the mission and you'll get the title of 'King of the Kids,' and your two companions will both do as you say."
Nezha: "!"
With a perk like that, of course he's going to rush to the front.
Forget the title for a moment. He's never been on a show before, so he wants to see what it's all about.
So Nezha gets into the car prepared by the production crew and receives twenty shrinking pills.
The camera cuts to Flower Fruit Mountain.
As it turns out, people never mind hard work or exhaustion when they're up to no good.
To trick Sun Wukong into taking the pill, Nezha eagerly makes a meal that looks poisonous, a fruit salad with a bizarre color, and... water mixed with all kinds of crushed stones and fruit pits to disguise the pill's grainy texture.
Sun Wukong: "Isn't this a little obvious? You're not even going to pretend you don't want to kill me?"
Since the direct approach won't work, Nezha decides to try something sneaky.
For example, waiting until Sun Wukong falls asleep, then quietly stuffing the pill into his nostril.
What? You're wondering why he puts it in his nostril?
The ears, nose, and throat are all connected. If it doesn't work, a pill in the mouth can be spat out. One in the nose is hard to pick out.
Nezha has always done whatever comes to mind.
But Sun Wukong isn't a fool. He pretends to be asleep, then grabs Nezha's wrist the moment he makes a move and snarls, "See? I knew you were going to try to murder me! I didn't even dare close my eyes while I was sleeping!"
Nezha doesn't pay any attention to what he's saying. While Sun Wukong's mouth is open and he's caught off guard, Nezha tosses the pill straight into it.
Sun Wukong shrinks to the same size he was when Nezha had a child's appearance.
When Sun Wukong hears the rules of the show, he reacts just like Nezha did. He also scoffs at Nezha for "sabotaging" him just to get a title.
Nezha holds the mission card out to Sun Wukong. "Let's go trick Second Brother together. If we succeed, I'll split the points with you, and he can start from the start with zero resources."
"...Deal!"
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A lighthearted, everyday story about three people who travel from ancient times to the modern day and adapt well to modern society.
Theme: Live well
