Please read the content warnings at the end before starting the main story. (Bows)
[Beautiful streamer who is terrible at games but unbelievably lucky x flashy streamer who is amazing at games but absurdly unlucky]
One-on-one, both are virgins
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A new streamer joined the gaming section of the Yiduo Cloud app.
In just three days of streaming, he shook up half the gaming world.
Not because he was handsome, not because his voice was sweet, and not because he was terrible at games.
It was simply because...
This streamer was ridiculously lucky!
Just two hours after starting his stream, he made history in a certain MOBA game by pulling the featured character in one free first draw, despite having a hard pity of 350 pulls. Then, in the latest event for a well-known card game, he got three five-stars in a single ten-pull and collected every character card. After that, he got the ultimate reward character and weapon in just two single pulls in a famous RPG.
His luck made people so jealous they went from sitting to kneeling, then spent the whole night worshipping him!
When some skeptics posted in the chat accusing him of rigging things, the little streamer accepted requests from a few unlucky players to pull for them. Every single one got their prize on the first pull.
The gaming world exploded.
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Jin Li had always been incredibly lucky.
His luck was beyond anything you could explain away with mere superstition. He always won the lottery and every raffle. In even the most cursed game banner, as long as the reward's drop rate wasn't 0.000%, he could get it in a single pull. Everyone who met him gnashed their teeth with envy and jealousy.
Jin Li was used to it.
He was simply confused. "The odds are so good. Are you really unable to pull it?"
Everyone else: ...
Now that felt like a challenge!!!
It wasn't until Jin Li got matched with a teammate while streaming on Yiduo Cloud that he truly understood what it meant to have terrible luck.
No, that teammate wasn't merely unlucky. He was the ultimate unlucky player, destined to suffer bad luck until the end of time.
A grenade would fall from the sky while he was walking. He could hide in the grass while other people fought and still get hit by a stray bullet. Whenever he opened a crate, it was guaranteed to be empty.
He had a 100% chance of getting an empty crate, even though the odds were only 0.01%, and he managed it three times out of three.
Jin Li, who had never seen anyone this unlucky before: ...?
His eyes widened in shock.jpg
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While streaming as usual, Gu Ye got matched with someone called "Lucky Carp Is Here." The moment the ID appeared, his chat started spamming excitedly:
[Bro, your luck has turned!]
[Promise us you'll let him open every crate from now on!]
[Stay close to him when you're walking and you won't get blown up by another falling grenade! You won't get eliminated the second you land!]
Gu Ye: ?
He snorted. Their comments only made him more determined to be contrary. "Really? I don't believe it," he said, while opening crates. Sure enough, he got three empty ones in a row.
The chat went wild with shouts, but he ignored them and reached for a fourth crate.
Then his teammate's mic flickered on, and a soft, hesitant voice asked, "Hi, could I open the next crate?"
Gu Ye's hand paused. Without changing his expression, he turned on his mic and said in a low voice, "Of course."
The screaming chat froze: ...???
Their ears were melting from his voice, and they were also utterly floored by his sudden change of heart.
Bro, you're so fickle. Is your face okay?
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The moment Gu Ye handed the crate over to Jin Li, the Emperor of Bad Luck finally understood why the chat had said his luck had turned.
Jin Li got a top-tier weapon from a crate with a mere 0.01% drop rate every time. Whatever Gu Ye needed, all he had to do was mention it before Jin Li opened a crate, and it would be there afterward.
Gu Ye, who had never seen anything like this before: …
Completely stunned.jpg
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Later, Gu Ye figured out how to escape his terrible luck.
Holding hands once meant he'd avoid one empty crate and get a three-star weapon.
One kiss meant he'd avoid five empty crates and get a four-star weapon.
And doing that one thing meant he'd get his prize in a single pull.
It was just a little hard on Jin Li.
Little Lucky Carp was always confused. "So why not just have me pull for you?"
Forget it. He's already so unlucky. I might as well indulge him.
Jin Li sighed and took the unlucky guy's hand, passing his good fortune to him.
You don't have any luck, so I'll be your good luck.
-Blurb screenshot saved on 2025.5.30-
Reading Guide:
◆ A purely fantastical story about being driven crazy by gacha pulls. The bottom isn't a lucky carp spirit, he's just blessed with ridiculously good luck.
◇ A sweet, satisfying story, with lots of absurd moments. Readers who care about logic should proceed with caution.
◆ The top and bottom know each other privately. A familiar love-at-first-sight setup from the Silly Sweethearts family.
◇ There are tons of chat messages throughout the story.
◆ More to come.
Theme: There will be a day when things turn around for the better.
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Grab the author, shake it, and see if the hidden manuscript can fall out 🤷
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I can't do it anymore, why am I so bad?
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It's no longer possible. I, a person with a big guarantee, feel sad when I see this 😭
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