[Ne Zha] I Picked Up a God of Death as My Child Groom

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Fu Qing runs away from her arranged marriage, fleeing the Demon Realm for the human world to travel and enjoy herself. What a wonderful life. She gets herself into a pile of romantic entanglements and even picks up an especially beautiful human child.

Fu Qing pokes his cheek. "Nezha, call me Big Sis~"

Nezha, expression cold: "...Witch."

Oh, so you're a proud little tsundere?

Your big sis here specializes in dealing with the stubborn ones, ww.

She raises him as a little brother, teaching him to cook, teaching him magic, and even teaching him how to please her. But nobody tells her that once a wolf cub grows up, it will eat you alive.

He carefully lays his plans, using the tricks she taught him to act obedient and play for sympathy. On a rainy night, he slips into her bed, then pins her down and kisses her until her legs go weak.

Fu Qing: You lied to me! You're not even afraid of thunder!

Nezha: Mm. Besides, I never planned to be just your little brother.

He thought they would stay together for a lifetime, growing old side by side.

But she disappeared.

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A hundred years later, he returns to godhood. The boy who once couldn't even kiss has become Heaven's most notorious killer, a deadly beauty.

Third Prince Nezha, marshal of eight million heavenly soldiers, bears 1,700 death penalties and has slain demons from ninety-six lairs with his spear. He descends to the mortal realm to undergo a trial of love, only to fall into the hands of a little cat demon.

Buddha says: When the tribulation ends and desire fades, let go of your attachments, and you can save yourself.

But he refuses to accept it.

He turns every cat bed in the Three Realms upside down, yet can never find the little cat who belongs to him again.

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In the Demon Realm's deep palace, the willful and pampered Third Princess Xuanji wakes from a century of slumber. Barefoot, she jingles her silver bells and lounges languidly on a soft couch, eating and drinking to her heart's content.

But she feels as if she has forgotten something. It's as though someone once held her in the most important place in his heart and told her they would never part, in this life or the next.

How ridiculous.

She thinks, who could believe such nonsense?

She wants to go to the battlefield, so she receives her first mission: extract the blood from the heart of Heaven's God of War to offer to the Demon Abyss.

The fiendish god said to be able to make demon children stop crying at night: Li Nezha.

Xuanji: ...?

Assassinate Marshal of the Central Altar? Me?

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[Power Couple | 1v1 | Happy Ending | Tsundere, Scheming, Dog-like God of Death x Mischievous, Drama-Loving, Cat-like Demoness]

[Younger Man | Raising Him | Faked Death and Amnesia | Love and Hate □□ | Unforgettable First Love | Substitute | Groveling]

Unrequited love and heartache in the early stages, as she wins over the cub; love and hate in the later stages, with ongoing □□.

Love is in his heart, but he can't get the words out. Even three days after dying, he still won't admit it.

1. Original fictional setting. Nezha's characterization is flexible, with a preference for Dark Nezha.

2. My take on Nezha: younger man, sweet on the outside and dark within, pretending to be harmless while hiding his strength, a tsundere with a sharp tongue and a jealous streak, a world-class liar about his true feelings.

3. The heroine is easygoing and laid-back. She likes teasing the hero and enjoys being pampered and relied on. She's half-monster, but grew up among monsters, so some of her ideas differ from those of humans.

4. A late content warning: All plot points are based on fictional preferences and have nothing to do with real life.

The opening includes a mouth-to-mouth scene to feed medicine, with no other meaning. The hero develops romantic feelings early, around thirteen. At first the heroine raises him like a pet and has no romantic feelings for him. The heroine is not an adult; by monster standards, she is still a little monster baby.

This story is purely about romance, and the heroine is dating Dark Nezha with his magnificent face. I write very slowly, and this story has no lofty values. If that's not for you, don't read it. I'd feel bad if it made you uncomfortable, ww.

Theme: The wind moves the banner, but it is the heart that moves.