[A completely unhinged work. If that bothers you, don't come in. Updates whenever inspiration strikes.]
The heroine and hero are standing on an overpass, making out, but you don't care at all because you're just a dog.
Everything should have stayed peaceful, until a thunderous fart rang out.
The hero covered his mouth and turned around, breathing in great gulps of air.
Of course, an upset stomach happens to everyone, but this isn't the era of tiny baby farts anymore.
"A Xiao, let me explain!"
With your clever mind and keen nose, you can tell that the heroine baby only ate some delicious chive dumplings...
"!" The hero was so angry he accidentally kicked you.
You're just a poor dog! That kick really hurt!
"Dog!" The hero and heroine cried out, moving some to tears and breaking others' hearts.
And you were just an unconscious dog.
When you woke up again, you'd somehow become the hero's lost first love!?
You'd just climbed out of an artificial metal shell and were about to board a huge plane when you saw Campus F8 waving at you. Everything should have been wonderful.
But you're a dog, and your days are numbered!
The System suddenly popped up and told you: [Dear dog, just complete the mission and you can become a real person.]
A few warnings:
1. I wrote this while going insane!
2. The main story is in second person.
3. The heroine is a girl. Even as a dog, she's a little girl dog!
4. Updates whenever inspiration strikes.
5. Dog lovers, cat lovers, and people lovers, don't read this. When this story goes crazy, we're all fleas on Earth.
6. Ship whoever you like, but would anyone really get together with a dog? Oh well, we're already going crazy, so who cares!
7. What else? I can't think of anything for now...
Theme: Every living thing has its own definition
Oh my God, that's crazy