[Third-person narration. Multiple love interests. Harem protagonist.]
[Rule 1: You must answer the interviewer's questions truthfully.]
Live report from the scene:
"Anyway, I woke up one day and found myself like this," Kasuga Eriko said.
[You mean that when you woke up, you had lost all your memories except your name?]
Eriko appears in a world centered on supernatural urban legends by sheer chance, with odds of one in ten thousand. Her first mission is to find the real fifth-year student at Cursed High?
Eriko looks to her left at the super-cute girl Fuyu Suguru, then to her right at the sexy older woman Juzo Satoru, and finally at the serious and reliable Soto Shoko in front of her.
Yeah, it definitely isn't any of them.
After a series of thrilling, exciting, and ridiculously fun battles, Eriko kicks one doodadada skeleton after another and punches one squishy, adorable little monster after another. At last, she escapes the world of supernatural urban legends.
"Yeah, I only found out afterward that this was my ability. Is it really that hard to understand? When you're sick of playing with monsters, just slap them."
[Um... and what was your reason for going to Yokohama?]
"Well..." Eriko casually put her hands behind her head.
"Ranpo claimed he was my friend, so when he told me to go, I went. Oh, and I found my lost memories there!"
Kasuga Eriko, originally from Yokohama, went to Tokyo for school for reasons unknown and has now returned home after a long absence.
"Thanks for asking. I'm in Yokohama, and I just got off the plane."
She works diligently to find her original memories.
Only to accidentally stir up trouble on both sides ==
Well, then. Time to get serious.
Awaken! The power of chuuni!
Eriko punches the two noodle-slinging kings who draw magic circles, kicks the Russian rice-ball rat with a heart of gold, gets into scuffles with her classmates from time to time, and banters with her "old" friends in Yokohama.
[All right, understood. We wish you a happy life from here on out!]
A leisurely life. What a joy.
But Eriko can't shake the feeling that she's forgotten something.
Oh! We haven't interviewed her about her supernatural abilities! Hey, reporter, don't run away! Is she really that scary?
Running after them, in progress
(The interviewer meets the victims...)
Victim interviews:
Victim A: I got ambushed by my new classmate, and I couldn't speak at the time. Yeah, that's right, it's all her fault I went into that domain too! The moment she entered the classroom, she dragged me, Suguru, and Shoko into that weird domain. A supernatural urban legend? With me and Suguru, the two strongest, there, who cares about its rules or its legends? We just exorcise the whole thing! Turned into a woman? Even as a woman, I'm still the strongest! (Glances at the cute little girl who is now four feet nine inches tall.) It's too bad Suguru is only four feet seven now. Otherwise, we'd both be the strongest women! But even as a cute girl, Suguru is still the strongest!
Victim B: (A cross appears on his forehead.) Talk about yourself. Don't drag me into it, Satoru. And who are you calling four feet seven? I'm four feet nine!
Victim C: What happened was pretty much what the first idiot said. Was it fun? It was pretty interesting, becoming a boy. Thanks to her, those two scumbags look a lot better as girls. (Sees the two "DKs" in the distance, excitedly discussing human anatomy.) Hah, I take back what I just said. Scumbags are scumbags.
(Eriko grabs the interviewer and makes them continue the interview about her glorious deeds.)
--- Interview over ---
"Ha, finally, it's over! I'm exhausted! Why are you all looking at me like that =="
"Huh? The reporter's advice was: 'A strong warrior retires from the world, with a lovely companion by her side for a long life'? What does that mean? Why are you looking at me like that?"
Runs off, in progress
Content warnings and notes:
1. The full story is written in advance. Planned release is mid-July. Please add it to your favorites!
2. Multiple love interests, centered on Eriko.
3. Jujutsu Kaisen + Bungo Stray Dogs settings, made as plausible as possible.
4. Entire story is in third person.
5. Eriko is crazy (seriously).
Theme: We must live on with strength
