Innocence - 800 cute cats are attacked by evil foreigners
Elder: If an ordinary kitten wants to stay in the clan, it must study hard and develop a specialty. I have the art of cloning, invisibility, and transmutation. Tell me which one you chose?
Ba: Eng, Ingrid Technique?
Elder:…
After being expelled from his family, Ba fell into a crisis of hunger. The appearance of a crooked mermaid happened to meet all the kitten's needs. Under the daily feeding of the mermaid, a cat and a fish become good friends.
One day, Ba was so full that he asked casually: "Why are you so nice to me?"
Ba didn't know how long the mermaid had been waiting for this sentence. At this time, the mermaid held the last fish in the sea in her mouth.
He almost choked and said: "I want to go ashore."
Cat: "Come up then?"
Jiao Xia: "No, no, we mermaids have a curse on us. If we go ashore without authorization, we will turn into foam."
Ba: "But I can't carry such a big fish like you."
Jiao Xia smiled: "No need to carry it. Just do one thing with me. I hope you can help me."
"What?"
"Mating."
"? Hey bro, it's not that I don't want to help, I'm a male cat. If you don't believe me, just look at it (pout)."
Jiao Xia stared at it for a moment, secretly amazed.
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Small Theater
Jiao Xia: My mother said that you have to fight for your partner by yourself.
Jiaoyan: My mother also said that brothers can only snatch their carefully selected partners.
Jiao Xia: ... Mother, it turns out you are partial (dark)
Jiaoyan (feeling guilty): Just give it back to you, Num, if your limbs are intact, you'll be... A cat cake.
Jiao Xia: (Rage value + N)
Jiao Yan (hurriedly pulled out the forbidden book): Look, there is still hope, haha... OK, let me take a look at the instructions for the cat resurrection technique... First, take a drop of the mermaid's heart blood, refine it for 7,749 days, and give it to the cat demon... Alas! ? What are you doing? ? I said why did you stab yourself? I'm making a fuss...
Forty-nine days later, Jiao Xia, who was still holding on to give the medicine herself even though her face was pale: Please God, resurrect him! Resurrect my cat!
The cat cake in front of me moved, and then vomited out a rainbow: Hey, what is so disgusting...
Huh? Jiao Xia? Why are you here? What's wrong with you? What disgusting food did you feed me?
Jiao Xia:......
Sweet article, Chasing Cat Crematorium, 1v1, short story, HE
[The text is being revised, the new version of the plot will be modified according to this version of the text]
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Intention: Stop fighting!