The Demon Lord Plans to Take His Own Life

Pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger to attack x play to destroy the devil's shou [] Fruit series title: "The Walk of Loquats" The Demon King's magic power is boundless. Gods will kill gods if they stand in the way, and Buddhas will kill if they stand in the way of Buddhas. Eventually, they will arouse the anger of both humans and gods, and they will attack him in groups. Until one day, when he got tired of killing and killing, he lay down in the stream to sleep, and was carried home by an ordinary man to take care of him as his wife... Hua Shijiu blocked the door, ringing the bell in her hand, and with tears in her eyes drove away the spirits attracted by Zhu You: "Don't come here!!" Zuyou opened the door and solved it in two or two strokes. The delicate daughter-in-law transformed into a vajra arhat in an instant, leaving Hua Shijiu dumbfounded. Although the mortal husband is incompetent, he is also cute and honest, and the Demon Lord likes him very much. But one day, he actually took out a dagger and pointed it at himself? Okay, okay, this is how you play, right? The Demon Lord finally recognized the reality. The suppressed Hua Shijiu was still furious and said: "Kill or behead, it's up to you to do whatever you want!" Five minutes later, "Why are you lifting my clothes! Where are you touching?! What are you doing-" ——Push down the pre-received articles that are going to be published—— Copywriting of "Being a Teacher Without Teaching Qualifications": Mage Apprentice Attack x Tank Master Shou || 1v1 Double Clean Once a useless person traveled through time and became a top genius in the world of immortality, the first thing he did was: "Who is the most handsome elder among you...?" System: Xiaoweifeng, Elder Sinan. "Oh?" Guang Tingxia looked sideways at the haystack and twirled her fingertips, "What is his personality like?" System: What an old man, I'm only twenty-five! Guang Tingxia paused and said without thinking: "I guess I don't have enough teaching experience." System:. "Forget it, it doesn't matter to me what his personality is," he waved his hand magnanimously, and his expression became condensed at the end of his words, "The key is - has this person ever done anything harmful to nature?" System: Not yet. Guang Tingxia nodded deeply and finally asked: "What is this little man's life experience like?" System: ... It's extremely miserable. "Walk." ? The sure-fire wife is right in front of you, so you must seize the time to make a strategy, and you can't let others get there first! "What are you doing standing there in a daze? It's time to become a disciple!" One day, Elder Siwen came to visit. He touched his beard and smiled and asked the young disciple who was unwilling to study ink: Oh, do you have to do this yourself? What about the new disciples? Ning Shuwei took a deep breath and raised his eyes: dead. Elder Siwen:? ? Guang Tingxia woke up suddenly, touched her neck and said with palpitations: "Strange, why do I feel like I was stabbed just now??" System: I must have been bitten by a cat while I was sleeping. Guang Tingxia was fooled and thought: "Where did you analyze before? Oh. In this huge mountain gate, who is most likely to kill the original owner of this body without anyone noticing and throw his body into the forest?" System: Who knows. Guang Tingxia's lifelong wish was to fall in love with a people's teacher. After careful consideration, he decided to continue the task of finding the murderer: "Nothing can stop me from pursuing my teacher." Ning Shuwei: Idiot. Higher Cultivation Academy × Normal University Dating Academy✓ —— What? Master actually works without a certificate? ! What? Master secretly took the teaching qualification test with me? ! What? I actually want to teach Master? There is definitely something wrong with your teaching qualifications assessment! To put it simply, the new article is the story of a new cultivator with built-in plug-ins and Shizunjiang, who work together to cultivate immortals, upgrade, solve puzzles, fight monsters, and save the common people~ (If you are interested, why don't you click to bookmark it~) —— #pre-reading reminder# ○In the early stage, the focus is on the perspective, and in the later stage, the focus is on the perspective. Weak attack, strong reception, short story (many private settings, non-traditional fairy and magic text), please give me some feedback~ Intention: to wear out your feet and walk in the snow