[Alluring top + poker-faced, slow-to-catch-on homebody + cross-dressing beauty of a top + magical boy]
On his twentieth birthday, gloomy homebody Yan Hengqiu finally slams his hand on the table and vows to change the utterly unremarkable image he's had for years.
But he never expected that a wish made on a whim would come true after a meteor shower. When he wakes up again, he discovers that he really isn't as "inconspicuous" as before...
But can someone explain this to him?
- Why is there a cute little pink dress on him?
- And why is he lying on the pecs of his buddy Lu Xiaoye?!
Well... they're pretty firm. (Strike that.)
No, wait. Is this right?
After scrambling off Lu Xiaoye's chest, he discovers his good buddy is covering his face and staring at him without a word.
Just before Yan Hengqiu gets so mortified he wants to escape through the window, Lu Xiaoye lowers his hands. Half his face is covered in a nosebleed, and he solemnly explains:
"Qiuqiu, don't tell me you don't know that if you're still single at twenty, you'll turn into an incubus..."
*
This world has fallen completely out of order. The meteor's fall has shattered every rule and restraint. If you had the power to destroy the world, what would you choose to do?
"Make the ridiculous incubus and magical boy stuff disappear from my life."
Yan Hengqiu stares ahead with dead-fish eyes, all light gone from them, and swats away the inhuman creatures surging toward him like flies. By his side, Lu Xiaoye stands guard, the only one he can rely on in this endless, pitch-black night.
"Don't be afraid, Qiuqiu. I won't..."
Yan Hengqiu covers Lu Xiaoye's mouth before he can jinx them by making some random promise.
"Don't you know that making a promise like that guarantees something will go wrong?"
"Be good. Save that kind of promise until we're back."
He leisurely lifts the elaborate hem of his dress, wearing a bewitching, almost amused smile. Then, in the next instant, he brings his blade down and severs the monster's head.
"A puppy really should learn to obey. Otherwise, its master might get fed up with it..."
[Content Warnings]
1. 1v1, younger top. The bottom pursues the top and dotes on him. Both are pure in body and mind.
2. Both are powerful; they're the strongest fighters in the story.
3. Absurdist light comedy. The top and bottom join hands to save the world. Just have fun with it.
Theme: Break free from life's constraints and become the person you want to be.
