[The copy of the pre-released article "How could he be Green Tea Laozi" is below. If you are interested, please click to save it]
(Favour each other, don't join in extreme party control.)
Copywriting one:
Wen Xi suddenly had a succubus training app on his phone, and he couldn't uninstall it no matter what.
Out of curiosity, he clicked in.
The bold and straightforward painting style made Wen Xi frown.
Butter?
Copywriting two:
Wen Xi, who had never had any experience in love, was very disdainful of this game until he opened a weak little succubus.
He had no horns and a short tail. He was wearing tattered clothes and looked at him through the screen. When Wen Xi responded to his greeting, his pupils turned into little hearts.
Wen Xi: It doesn't seem that yellow.
Wen Xi turned butter into a cub-raising game, and he spent a lot of money and energy raising this little succubus.
According to the game settings, the succubus must be helped to adapt to human society.
Wenxi followed the instructions and sent the little succubus to learn human language.
The little succubus goes out at dawn every day and returns home with her schoolbag on her back at dusk. She works hard and makes progress.
But in the later mid-term exam, he got back a three-point paper, with a perfect score of 150.
Wen Xi's eyes darkened and he almost fainted. It was over, he had raised a fool.
The little succubus' eyes turned into frangipani from crying, and she asked pitifully: "Polin, ydu natie se?"
Translated, it means, "Man, will you not want me?"
Wen Xi:......
After raising them all, even idiots recognize them.
Copywriting three:
When the little succubus matured, an invitation to form a bond was sent to her, and Wen Xi vaguely agreed.
That night, he dreamed of a man.
His appearance was entirely his aesthetic point, and he replied shyly: "Ni Hao, Wo Renyu speaks very loudly, can I talk to Wo Jie Fen?"
Wen Xi:?
Food guide:
1. There are a lot of private facilities.
2. Favor each other, and be cautious in extreme attacks.
3. The succubus words are all made up by me. I write whatever I dream about, so don't take it seriously.
4. A sweet, mindless and relaxing article, probably more about raising a baby.
—————— Pre-received article ——————
"How could he be Green Tea Laozi"
Fesnian had a boyfriend, he was beautiful, clingy, and could do handicrafts.
He can't do anything without his husband at home, and he meows better than a cat in bed. Feisnian is very satisfied with this relationship.
My little boyfriend doesn't have any bad habits, he just likes to buy and buy.
Feisnian thinks this is not a shortcoming, it is normal for people to have hobbies.
His friend advised him to be more discerning, as he was in trouble with Green Tea Laozi.
Fesnian said indifferently: "I have my own sense of discretion."
My friend understood it and thought he might just be having fun.
In the corner where no one saw it, Feisnian's cell phone lit up. It was a message from her boyfriend.
Shi Chengen: [Honey, the temperature has cooled down. I bought two pairs of long johns in the live broadcast room, one for you and one for me. It's only 99.
Feisnian: [Yes, my husband will reimburse me.
Shi Chengen: [Husband, I also looked at a bag...]
Feisnian: [Husband reimburses me.
When Shi Chengen was buying long johns, he was thinking about him. How could it be Green Tea Laozi?
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Shi Chengen often posts about his daily life on small social media.
Sometimes it's dining at a high-end restaurant, sometimes it's the night view of the Pearl River, located in a luxury residential complex worth tens of millions.
Netizens said he was a P-picture and that he was a security guard in a luxury residential complex.
Shi Chengen: [Laughing to death, does a meal need a photo?
Shi Chengen: [This is just one of my husband's apartments.
Someone asked him why he didn't show off his husband, and he remained silent.
He thought Fesnian might just be playing with him, and he didn't dare to put Fesnian online.
Then one day, his trumpet was discovered by Fesnian.
Fesnian also asked the same question.
"Why don't you show off your husband?"
Intention: Optimistic, strong and positive
Reader comments
"Brilliant" (laughs).
The people on the red side always stand firm, which may have shown the importance of the red side... Heiqin may find something one day, who knows (laughs). Gin's list greatly reduced Kuro Gin's workload, perhaps because Gin himself had experienced overload and was worried that Kuro Gin would die from exhaustion (laughs).
"Strange rumors", laugh to death. The forbidden love between the hunter and the prey, I guess Chianti will be so excited that he won't sleep for two days, hahahahaha.
Finished spreading flowers! ! ! Wuwuwuwu, I feel a bit reluctant... Finally, Heiqin and Jingguang, whose seeds were buried in Tie Tie!
I want to read the Green Tea Laozi book. When will it be published? [Hold your thighs]
Damn it, second brush, it's so sweet!
Is mysophobia because I am worried that Rose can also smell the sweat in the locker room?
I really like this silly but very inspiring and strong Siran and the particularly gentle, kind and considerate Brother Wenxi [please] [please] [please] babies want 99 [please]
It's really amazing. Ye Guang is so sweet. There's also Xiaobai and Lin Xiuyong.
Haha, the extra is really interesting
When will the author write an article about raising cubs? The part about raising cubs is so cute [spread flowers][poor]
When will the author write an article about raising cubs? The part about raising cubs is so cute [spread flowers][poor]
When is the next one, madam [please]
It's so well written and so delicious [crying]
Very good cookie makes me soft
It's so cute. I've been looking for it all night and finally found such a cute article [crying]
Thank you for your hard work! Squat.
I want to see the poor little social beast being drained dry by the big devil. I'm not a member. Is there anything I can't watch? (Slaps the table)
There are so many pitfalls for you??
Xingxing is still as cute as ever, but when will the wash and sleep bar open?
"Brilliant" (laughs). The people on the red side always stand firm, which may have shown the importance of the red side... Heiqin may find something one day, who knows (laughs). Gin's list greatly reduced Kuro Gin's workload, perhaps because Gin himself had experienced overload and was worried that Kuro Gin would die from exhaustion (laughs). "Strange rumors", laugh to death. The forbidden love between the hunter and the prey, I guess Chianti will be so excited that he won't sleep for two days, hahahahaha. Finished spreading flowers! ! ! Wuwuwuwu, I feel a bit reluctant... Finally, Heiqin and Jingguang, whose seeds were buried in Tie Tie!
I want to read the Green Tea Laozi book. When will it be published? [Hold your thighs]
Damn it, second brush, it's so sweet!
Is mysophobia because I am worried that Rose can also smell the sweat in the locker room?
I really like this silly but very inspiring and strong Siran and the particularly gentle, kind and considerate Brother Wenxi [please] [please] [please] babies want 99 [please]
It's really amazing. Ye Guang is so sweet. There's also Xiaobai and Lin Xiuyong.
Haha, the extra is really interesting
When will the author write an article about raising cubs? The part about raising cubs is so cute [spread flowers][poor]
When will the author write an article about raising cubs? The part about raising cubs is so cute [spread flowers][poor]
When is the next one, madam [please]
It's so well written and so delicious [crying]
Very good cookie makes me soft
It's so cute. I've been looking for it all night and finally found such a cute article [crying]
Thank you for your hard work! Squat.
I want to see the poor little social beast being drained dry by the big devil. I'm not a member. Is there anything I can't watch? (Slaps the table)
There are so many pitfalls for you??
Xingxing is still as cute as ever, but when will the wash and sleep bar open?