[The copy of the pre-received article "Please come and conquer me" is below. If you are interested, click to save it]
Copywriting one:
Jizhou moved into a shared house and unexpectedly discovered that his roommate was his online girlfriend.
Good news: No fake photos were used.
Bad news: Wrong gender.
When Ji Zhou stared at his roommate holding a wig and wearing a tutu and was lost in thought, the roommate explained generously: "Brother, don't worry, wearing women's clothing is just my job, I am a straight man."
Jizhou:.
You are a straight man, what am I?
Copywriting two:
Ye Muyang has been a little annoyed recently.
His boyfriend suddenly started to have a cold war with him, and his new roommate didn't seem very friendly either.
When he was bullied by the Internet for his live broadcast, his cold roommate suddenly sent him warmth.
Flowers again, desserts again.
Ye Muyang said uneasily: "Well... I have someone."
The roommate still had a cold face: "Me too."
"Then we... Are we too ambiguous?"
"Aren't you a straight man? Why are two grown men so ambiguous?"
Ye Muyang: What he said makes sense!
Sure enough, the brain circuits of gay men and straight men are different.
Copywriting three:
After the software was updated, Ye Muyang was able to see the actual distance between his online boyfriend and himself.
No, wait a minute, what does a distance of one meter mean?
He looked up at his roommate sitting not far away.
Carefully sent a message.
"Beep," a familiar prompt sounded.
Ye Muyang: Help! Can you take back what you said last night about riding him?
Seemingly serious but actually not serious at all Dentist Gong
Food guide:
1. If you are concerned about the scene of being dressed as a woman, please do not enter.
2. Don't get caught in extreme attacks.
3. Double cleansing.
——————Pre-received article——————
"Please come and attack me"
1.
Yanchen woke up and found that he was living in a love story about sweet pets. As the young master Yan who was loved by thousands of people, he had a great reputation and was bohemian. However, just because he saw the protagonist once, he was completely smitten and became his licking dog.
Yanchen looked at the person in front of him: Nothing special.
2.
Yanchen unexpectedly discovered that he could hear a person's heart.
That person's name is Ying Shu, and he is the protagonist's licking dog.
Ying Shu is a man with two faces.
He shouted on the surface: "Really? Is my brother coming?"
But in my heart, I was: "I'm so annoyed. I'm here as soon as I come. How can I go over and offer him three sticks of incense?"
On the surface: "My brother is so cold to me."
In my mind: "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes! Who are you showing me with your dead face? Donate it if you don't want to, and use it as a doorbell!"
Yanchen couldn't help laughing.
Ying Shu looked at him, his big eyes were red, and he looked extremely aggrieved.
But in my heart, I said: "They are all licking dogs, who are you laughing at with your big teeth?"
Yanchen couldn't laugh anymore.
3.
It is learned that Ying Shu is a raider and needs love to survive.
Yanchen was in a state of embarrassment in the heavy rain, but he was still cursing Ying Shu in his heart, and said with a smile: "How do you like me? I should be able to deal with it easier than him."
This time, the little troll's voice was quiet for a long time.
After a long while, it sounded again: "Your chicken has never been used from beginning to end. Could it be a small pepper hanging from a big tree?"
Yanchen: Very good.
Intention: Don't be afraid of any difficulties and work hard in life.
