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Chi Ye traveled through time and became the scumbag in a bloody novel.
The original owner was not only a lawless maniac, but he also abused his wife and cheated on her with green tea. It's not an exaggeration to call him a beast.
Chiye who came through said: Thank you for the invitation, at least I am a human being, a person who understands the law.
After reading the entire novel, Chiye decided to be a responsible husband, at least to protect his weak and innocent wife from being harmed by green tea.
Until——
"Husband, don't blame Mr. Shi. I accidentally spilled the soup and burned my hand."
"Husband, wuwuwu, why do people say I am a mistress even though we are married?"
"Husband, none of your friends seem to like me very much. They all like Mr. Shi. There must be something wrong with me~"
"Husband~husband~"
Chiye gradually lost herself in the sounds of her husband.
The good brother silently reminded: "Why do I think my sister-in-law's tea smells like tea?"
Chiye glared angrily: "He is obviously innocent!"
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When Lu Qingyan woke up, he found that he had traveled through time and became the protagonist Shou in a bloody novel, and was tortured to death by Zha Gong and Green Tea.
Lu Qingyan smiled slightly: "I am rich and handsome, why should I be abused by you two bastards?"
On their wedding night, Zha Gong was fooling around outside.
Lu Qingyan whistled and turned the car keys, getting ready to go out and have fun.
He doesn't want to be a poor widow.
——Until he met the person returning at the top of the stairs.
Lu Qingyan spent ten seconds making a jingle: "Husband, I'm about to go out to pick you up~"
Who doesn't know how to be a little green tea?
Food guide:
1. Double penetration, Shou likes to attack before crossing.
2. Don't get caught in extreme attacks.
3. Shou has a bit of a crazy criticism attribute, and loves to attack to death.
4. Favor each other.
5. A brainless sweet article with no logic.
6. Shou is a coward and a crybaby in front of Gong. If he punches a child behind Gong's back, if he can't accept it, don't let him in.
Make a huge thunder:
Because the original text is a scumbag novel written for the sake of torture, the characters in it are all outrageous, the secondary CP is outrageous, and the ending of the cannon fodder is outrageous. The details are so outrageous that there are deminers in the comment area.
Although the author likes to read the comment section, he will never delete the comment, so sometimes the comment is no longer available, so check the backend.
Finally, I wish you all a happy day and lots of hair.
————Pre-received article——————
Copywriting one:
When Siqi woke up, he found that he had become a five-year-old child with small hands and feet. He unzipped his pants... It was over, and the bird was smaller...
Copywriting two:
Si Qi, who had become smaller, had no choice but to turn to his friend and partner, making him his guardian temporarily.
However...
Friend A: "Holy crap, this kid looks just like Brother Qi! He can't be Brother Qi's illegitimate son, right?!"
Friend B: "Brother Yu is so in love with his family, has he reduced himself to the point where he helps Brother Qi raise his children without asking for anything in return?!"
Friend C: "Brother Yu is so great. Woo hoo hoo, it's another day that I am touched by Brother Yu's selfless love."
Siqi: What the hell? Cui Huanyu likes him?
Copywriting three:
One day, Cui Huanyu's suitor came to the door, and Siqi, who was sleeping in Cui Huanyu's arms, was awakened.
He frowned and looked at Cui Huanyu's slightly red face, feeling a little unhappy for no reason.
After a while, he grabbed Cui Huanyu's collar and shouted pitifully: "Mom, this uncle is so noisy."
Cui Huanyu:? ?
Pursuer: "Is he your mother? Then your father is..."
Si·Shameless·Qi: "Can't you tell by my appearance? My father and I are carved out of the same mold! My surname is Si!"
Cui Huanyu: 6. This is the first time I met my father.
Food guide:
1. In the ABO world, there will be scenes of calling Xiaoshou "mom". If you can't accept it, don't enter.
2. Favor each other.
3. Don't get caught in extreme attacks.
4. When you look like a child, there will be no intimate behavior, and there will never be any LT plot in the article, please rest assured.
Copywriting date: November 30, 2022, screenshots taken
Intention: Actively work hard to face any difficulties.
