
The Whole Livestream Chat Is Shipping Me
全直播间都在磕我的CP
by Listening to Snow in the Painted Tower (画楼听雪)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 82k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 3d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
A former Grand General who longs to die × a gentle, sweet, secretly scheming, teary-eyed crown prince
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[Help] I think I've transmigrated into the most tragic general in history. Now there's a little crybaby clinging to my leg and refusing to let go. What do I do? Waiting for answers. It's urgent.
Poster: Xie Yun
1L Poster
As the title says.
I've had the same dream since I was a child. In the dream, my name is Xie Yunzhao. I become a national guardian general at sixteen, then my entire family is executed and I'm branded a traitor.
When I wake up, I've become him.
Comments keep floating in front of my eyes, saying things like, "The streamer transmigrated."
Now there's a kid clinging to my leg and crying, saying he's been looking for me for ten years.
He says his name is Gu Yanci.
...Wait, isn't he the crown prince who was sentenced to death in the history books???
2L
Poster, what part of history did you transmigrate into?? I know Xie Yunzhao, but Gu Yanci... Is he the seventh prince who later became crown prince and was murdered???
3L
Poster, stay calm. There's something wrong with this Gu Yanci.
He was famous for his gentleness in the history books, but before he died, he dragged half the court down with him.
4L Poster
...He's still crying.
He's crying so hard.
But he's already memorized the names of everyone around me.
Including the official title of the official who just walked by, his faction, and who he's close to.
He was memorizing it while crying.
5L
Poster, run.
You've met someone sweet on the outside and dark on the inside.
6L
Wait, am I the only one who noticed the poster said "comments"?
Poster, did you transmigrate with your livestream room or something??
Can you let us see how the little crybaby turns out to be a schemer too??
7L Poster
...The comments say we can.
[Livestream started]
[Quick! Let us see the Crown Prince's performance!]
8L
I'm dying. Gu Yanci cries and says, "A Yan only wants to save Big Brother," then turns around and recites the names of every official who framed the Xie family.
That's what he calls only wanting to save Big Brother??
That's more like, "If Big Brother doesn't survive, I'll take matters into my own hands."
9L
General Xie, you'd better not die.
If you do, this little crybaby could bury the entire court and have them join you in the grave.
He's capable of it.
Miscellaneous Records of Great Xi, Biographies of Xie and Gu
Xie Yunzhao, a renowned general of Great Xi, was named national guardian general at sixteen and won countless military honors.
Later, he was framed and his entire family was executed. He was the sole survivor.
The historical record says: Yunzhao tried to die several times after that, but never succeeded.
Gu Yanci, the seventh prince of Great Xi. His mother was of low birth, and he was timid as a child, often hiding in the corners of the palace.
At seven, he saw Yunzhao enter the palace and never forgot him.
After Yunzhao was falsely accused, Yanci lay low for ten years and secretly investigated the old case.
The emperor saw through his intentions and sentenced him to death.
As he died, Yanci left just one sentence:
"I regret never seeing Yunzhao one last time."
And then he was reborn.
After being reborn, Gu Yanci returned to the age of seven.
The first thing he did was run up crying and grab the young general by the leg.
The second thing he did was silently recite the names of every official who had helped frame the Xie family back then.
10L
Wait, so the crown prince in the history books, the one described as "gentle and given to tears," was actually sweet on the outside and dark on the inside??
11L
The history books also say, "Whenever he wept, he was sure to have a plan."
Translation: Every time he cries, someone's in for trouble.
12L
So did Xie Yunzhao actually die in the end or not??
Poster, are you still there??
13L Poster
I'm here.
I didn't die.
He cries every day, so I can't die.
...But yesterday he found all the petitions that had accused the Xie family back then.
He read them while crying.
I asked him why he was crying.
He said, "A Yan feels sorry for Big Brother."
Then he kept reading.
The comments say he's holding a grudge.
14L
General Xie, you can't escape.
The harder he cries, the crueler he gets.
The history books later recorded:
"Yanci was gentle and given to tears, yet his heart was as deep as an abyss. Whenever he wept, he was sure to have a plan."
"Yunzhao was saved by him, and also trapped by him. Unable to die, unable to live, all that remained was a long sigh."
Later generations commented:
A man who longs for death meets someone more persistent than death itself.
The more genuine his tears, the crueler his hand.
Xie Yunzhao, you can't escape.
Xie Yunzhao, renowned general of Great Xi, made a marquis at sixteen, was framed at sixteen, and at sixteen couldn't even die as he wished.
Gu Yanci, crown prince of Great Xi, met him at seven, lay in wait for ten years, and carried an obsession for a lifetime.
He cleared his name for him, was reborn for him, cried for him, went mad for him.
He tried to die for him, lived for him, and step by step walked into the abyss of the court for him.
"Brother Yunzhao, don't die."
"A Yan will cry."
"When A Yan cries, even he is afraid of himself."
Theme: Let the flying general of Dragon City remain, and never let the barbarian horses cross the Yin Mountains.



