The Server's Go-To Insulter, But I Insulted My Boss

My next novel will be Mistakenly Falling into a Tangled Romance [Beijing Circle]. The blurb is at the very bottom~

Blurb for this novel:

Blurb withdrawn~

[Cheerful, delightfully weird girl x aloof, scheming boss]

[Happy ending | Both are chaste | Silly, sweet little romance]

Ren Shuwan is quick-witted and sharp-tongued. She spends her days taking jobs on a certain yellow fish app, cursing out scumbag boyfriends for clients. Her verbal attacks are unmatched, and her reviews are glowing.

One day, Ren Shuwan takes a job. Just after adding the scumbag on WeChat, she runs into her cold, iron-faced boss in the elevator.

She greets him politely. "Good morning, Mr. Lu."

Lu Yanzhi gives a faint nod and glances down at her. "Morning."

The elevator doors close. Ren Shuwan picks up her phone and types: [Why aren't you saying anything? Got two eggs hanging under your eyebrows, and all you can do is blink? A chicken pecking at a handful of rice could type faster than you.]

Lu Yanzhi's phone, right beside her, chimes twice.

When they leave the elevator, Lu Yanzhi takes out his phone. His expression darkens instantly.

Ren Shuwan, huh?

He gives a cold laugh and deletes her from WeChat.

Online, Ren Shuwan lays into Lu Yanzhi.

[Oh no, I forgot you failed your middle school entrance exams and ended up in elementary school!]

[You're like property prices in Lincheng: they haven't fallen, they're just going up.]

Lu Yanzhi: [?]

Ren Shuwan: [What are you asking me for, you question mark?]

In person, Ren Shuwan treats Lu Yanzhi with the utmost respect.

"Mr. Lu works tirelessly, staying late into the night for the company and its employees."

Lu Yanzhi: "I thought you were pretty vicious with your insults."

Ren Shuwan: "Mr. Lu, I've never insulted you. All of us employees admire you. You're not only our leader, but also the pillar of our morale."

Then one day, the company holds back-to-back meetings about its new mobile game. The planning and tech departments argue without end, and Ren Shuwan gets so bored she decides she might as well insult someone.

But for some reason, her boss's WeChat keeps lighting up on the shared screen. Every message she sends triggers a pop-up on his end.

[Scumbag, your head is so cute. Turns out it's full of pig brains.]

[It's normal to run into idiots in life. If your life has gone smoothly so far, there's a good chance you're the idiot.]

The conference room falls dead silent. Everyone looks at one another. Holy crap, that's some foul-mouthed cursing!

Lu Yanzhi silently closes his personal WeChat, then taps the table in front of Ren Shuwan to signal that she should... stop cursing.

From that day on, Ren Shuwan runs whenever she sees Lu Yanzhi.

After dodging him for days, she finally gets cornered by him at the stairwell.

Ren Shuwan instinctively tries to make a run for it. The moment she turns, a hand clamps around her wrist. The man's long fingers grip her firmly, and a calm, clear voice sounds in her ear. "Why are you running? You've been cursing me for a year. Now you know how to run?"

A few notes before you read

The plot serves the story, and all the jokes come from the internet.

The author has researched the professional details related to the workplace. Please feel free to point out anything that seems inaccurate.

If you like it, please add it to your favorites. You're also welcome to check out the completed sweet romances in my collection.

Coming next: Mistakenly Falling into a Tangled Romance [Beijing Circle]

Blurb:

[Composed, powerful Beijing big shot x gentle, clear-eyed red rose]

Contract romance | Age gap | Old flames reignited | Powerful man lowers his head

The biggest snowfall in nearly a decade hits Zhouhai.

Jiang Qingyu leaves the newspaper where she interns and waits an hour at the bus stop without seeing a single bus. Instead, a discreet black luxury van pulls up. The rear window rolls down, revealing a man with a distinguished air and a calm, refined face.

She freezes for a moment. "Mr. Liang."

Liang Yiheng's deep gaze settles on her. His voice is low and unhurried. "Would you like to get in?"

From the first day Jiang Qingyu meets Liang Yiheng, she knows they are worlds apart.

His family is so powerful that a mere lift of his finger could turn the capital upside down, while she is just an ordinary person.

He has come from the capital to Zhouhai simply to add a striking line to his otherwise blank resume, while she can only rely on him to establish herself in the capital.

On their fourth meeting, he hands her a contract and asks calmly, "Would you like to make a deal, Miss Jiang?"

At the time, she is mired in trouble. Her mother's illness and the mounting medical bills are the last straw.

She agrees, making only one request: "I want to work at the Jingzhou Times."

He raises an eyebrow, his tone casual. "All right."

Three days into their relationship, he spends lavishly, replacing everything she uses.

He never hesitates to spend money on her. If she so much as glances at a piece of jewelry in a magazine, it will be waiting on her desk the next day.

A mansion on the outskirts of the capital, a million in savings: he offers them without even blinking, before she has to ask.

She knows it's a transaction. Every expensive gift comes with its own calculation of self-interest. But feelings spread like vines, wrapping around her heart before she even realizes it.

Later, their contract expires.

To keep her, he threatens her with her mother's life.

In the dim bedroom, the mark of her slap reddens his face. "Liang Yiheng, I hate you."

A mocking smile curls his lips. His eyes are hidden in the gloom, impossible to read.

He says, "You win, Jiang Qingyu."

They meet again by the sea in Zhouhai. The blue of the sky deepens like a dream, and they chat as if they'd just met.

She thinks they've both moved on, but he suddenly leans close, his hot breath brushing her neck. His voice is low and enticing. "Jiang Qingyu, could you love me just once?"

She steps back, lowering her lashes. "Sorry, I have a boyfriend."

He ignores her attempt to evade him and traps her in the corner of the bench. "Have you ever watched a soccer game?"

"Having a goalkeeper on the field doesn't mean you can't score."

A few days later, he meets that "goalkeeper."

Jiang Qingyu appears at a bridal shop with the man on her arm. The people around them praise how perfect they look together, a handsome man and a beautiful woman, made for each other.

Liang Yiheng looks at them. Beneath his composed, reserved exterior, for one second, he is confused and panicked.

He finds a way to trap her in the fitting room. Faced with her cold words, he loses his usual composure.

His lips crush against hers, making her cry for him, but in the end, all he gets is a resounding slap.

He wipes the blood from the corner of his mouth, his eyes bloodshot. His voice is hoarse. "Jiang Qingyu, what do I have to do to make you fall for me?"

[Little scene]

After Jiang Qingyu leaves, Liang Yiheng forbids anyone from entering the villa where they once lived. Her room becomes off-limits, too.

He often spends the whole day there, eating and drinking nothing, ignoring every call.

The sachet she left behind becomes his only keepsake. He hangs it in his wardrobe, letting her scent linger on his clothes.

He sleeps in the bed they once shared, clutching her pajamas, as if nothing had ever happened.

"Is love a sin?"

"Worse than a sin. It's a mistake."

Love Disguised as a Soliloquy

[Reading guide]

1. The male lead is old-fashioned and abstinent in appearance, but not with the female lead.

2. Happy ending! Both are chaste, and each other's first love! The male lead is six years older. A bittersweet romance. The male lead is not a scumbag and never harms the female lead's mother.

3. The "goalkeeper" line comes from the internet.

4. Set in a fictional world, with lots of made-up details. Don't compare it to reality. Keep a clear head when it comes to love!

Theme: Fate is a rainstorm you can't avoid, even if you never leave home