Villain: I'm going to kill your wife!
Scum gong: Go ahead. I'm the beneficiary of his new will.
Villain: Your beloved, unattainable moonlight is about to die, and I'm the only one with the antidote!
The scum gong took a light sip of red wine. "What a shame... I was the one who poisoned him."
Villain: I broke both legs of your most loyal subordinate and threw him into a kennel full of rabid dogs!
The scum gong burst out laughing. "Well done. I'm glad he died before he could betray me."
Villain: If you don't want to see your pet covered in blood, get down on your knees and beg me!
The scum gong elegantly cut into his bloody steak. "That would be a bit of a hassle. I don't want another collar in the house. Would you like to take his place?"
The Villain gritted his teeth. "Then I'll kill you first!"
The scum gong smiled. "Oh? Then you'll have to get in line. Lots of people want to kill me, and I'm curious which of you will succeed first."
Villain: Don't you have anyone you truly love?! I'll kill them one by one. I won't miss a single one!
Scum gong: I love you.
*
Zhou Shifeng lifted the coffin lid and stared in surprise at the Villain, who had taken his own life.
He had even used the black roses Zhou had given him as a pillow. His lips were as scarlet as maple leaves.
"My dear Luowen, you still haven't killed my best friend. He's a vulgar little lunatic who likes to nail dead mice into my bread."
Zhou Shifeng kissed the hand of the person in the coffin with the barrel of his gun. Pressing the hot barrel against his sweat-cold forehead, he said with a smile, "What a coincidence. You have the same mole on your hand."
*
Luowen was sent to an asylum by his family as a child. He was deeply deranged and twisted, and believed there was no one in the world better at doing evil than him, until he met Zhou Shifeng, who had a perfect family and career and had grown up surrounded by love.
Zhou Shifeng pinned him down amid the blinding red lights and alarms, smiling brightly. "Darling, have you never felt the beauty of the world?"
Zhou Shifeng leaned down to hear him more clearly. A cold blade slid into the hollow of Luowen's back in place of a fingertip, counting the protrusions of his spine. He chuckled. "I have. You destroyed it all."
Theme: I am a nail in your skull
Two Rich Husbands Pretend to Be Poor
How to Keep an Arrogant Man Under Lock and Key
Days and Nights Surrounded by Brooding Men
The Lie Detector Says My Sweet Talk Is Fake
After Our Divorce, My Wife Won Me Over
The Dragon's Bane
Don't Call Me Bro at a Time Like This
The Canary Wants to Go Home and Get Married