After Our Divorce, My Wife Won Me Over

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I've been caught in a honey trap!!!

Cold, aloof, pure-hearted, sharp-tongued top x beautiful, flirtatious bottom with every trick in the book

Wei Hong devoted himself to cultivation and finally attained immortality. But the Heavenly Dao said his romantic entanglement was unresolved, then slapped him back down to the mortal realm.

Wei Hong had always kept his heart pure and his principles firm. His eyes held only the word cultivation. He had never even touched another person's hand, let alone taken a cultivation partner.

The red-robed demonic cultivator burst into tears, accusing him of abandoning his husband and child.

Wei Hong: ??? That's not me! I didn't do it! Don't make things up!

Xie Liyin stood there with a big belly, his Adam's apple trembling. "It's bad enough that you don't want me. Are you really going to deny our child, too?"

Wei Hong: !!!

Wei Hong: I cultivate the Heartless Dao. Don't you dare come near me.

Divorce. They absolutely had to get divorced!

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After their first divorce, Wei Hong felt that something was off.

Why did Xie Liyin put on perfume in front of him every day, wear such beautiful clothes, and help with the housework? Why was his waist cinched so tightly? Why did his hair ornaments jingle when he linked arms with Wei Hong as they walked? And then...

Ah, he'd been kissed.

Wei Hong's face felt a little warm. The bedcovers were cozy, so he decided to skip meditation that night.

But on the day Wei Hong confessed his feelings, his Dao heart nearly shattered.

Xie Liyin tossed his hair and smiled. "You're just one of my five exes. Don't think you're all that special."

So, in a fit of rage, Wei Hong kissed him until his legs went weak, then forcibly sealed their bond as cultivation partners.

He was getting married today, and that was final!

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For some reason, Xie Liyin realized that all his exes were a little alike. The person who had made his heart flutter countless times seemed to have been the same person all along.

Xie Liyin regretted everything, but Wei Hong had already run off and would rather die than see him.

Bad news: Wei Hong had a new lover.

Good news: the new lover was still him, just an older version.

But Wei Hong turned as cold as ice whenever he saw Xie Liyin. The temperature gap twisted Xie Liyin's face. He forced down his jealousy and smiled awkwardly. "So you like me that much, huh? I'll allow you to come back and keep me company."

"He's younger and more innocent than you." Wei Hong kissed his former self, then looked up at Xie Liyin. "I don't want you anymore. Let's get divorced."

Did they get divorced? More or less.

Wei Hong cut their red thread, but the next moment it was whole again. It joined, then snapped; snapped, then joined.

Wei Hong could take no more. "Xie Liyin! We are getting divorced today, no matter what!"

Xie Liyin secretly pinched a glimmer of golden light in his hand, then turned and smiled innocently. "See? Even the God of Marriage doesn't want us to get divorced. Come back to me. I'll treat you well."

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Did they get divorced today? Hard to say.

By then, Wei Hong had already reached the clouds of the Immortal Realm and was keeping the God of Marriage captive in a rather unorthodox way.

At night in the Immortal Realm, the God of Marriage begged him over and over to let him go, pleading in despair until his knees were raw.

Wei Hong's golden eyes flickered. He scooped the person who was really getting into his act into his arms and pressed the red marks even deeper.

In short, it seemed this divorce wasn't happening.

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#A story about two sweethearts who dote on each other, happy ending

#The bottom is not pregnant; there will be no childbirth or child-rearing plot

Upcoming novel 1: Has the Scumbag Top Repented Today?

Villain: Hahaha! I'm going to kill everyone you love!

Scumbag Top: I love you.

Upcoming novel 2: The Lie Detector Says My Sweet Talk Is Fake

An actorly con artist in love x an aloof beauty who is a human lie detector

Theme: The heartless gaze upon the mortal world; the loving defy the decree of heaven