Blurb:
Lou Fanxue had been reincarnated into a fetus and lived for fifteen years before she realized she was in a cultivation world.
This was cultivation: the power to summon wind and rain, split mountains and overturn seas, and reshape the world!
What flower-growing person hasn't dreamed of becoming an immortal?
Farewell, Dad, Mom, Uncle, Auntie, Grandpa, and Grandma. Your good girl is setting sail today~
She climbed the Heavenly Ladder, entered the Sword Vault, and became the Sword Venerable's disciple.
She could already see a wonderful future ahead!
Then she joined the sect and discovered there wasn't a single normal person in it.
The eldest senior sister, a fiercely competitive workaholic, opened her eyes each morning ready for a fight. She was locked in a contest with the sect leader senior brother for the title of Sword Vault's foremost swordsman.
"Little junior sister, what if I pretend to confess my feelings to Senior Brother Sect Leader and throw his heart into turmoil? Then the title of foremost swordsman will be mine, won't it?"
Lou Fanxue tried to talk her out of it: A great plan. I suggest you don't put it into action.
The sect leader senior brother, who used seven hundred of his eight hundred schemes to show off like a peacock, was delighted to have the eldest senior sister make the first move. But he still fell to the single-mindedness of an utterly clueless straight girl.
Lou Fanxue's verdict: Senior Brother Sect Leader, you're hopeless.
Second senior brother roamed the world with a broken sword. His greatest talent was breaking through in a crisis, making him seem like one giant walking taunt (?) that everyone passing by wanted to kick.
Lou Fanxue had a suggestion: Second Senior Brother is a monster-attracting magnet. Let him lure the monsters up front while we hide behind him and deal damage.
Third senior brother was delicate and frail, so hard to tell apart from a woman that his voice could ruin his looks. He could punch a thousand-pound cauldron flying.
Lou Fanxue lamented: A soft, pretty beauty transformed into a hot-tempered body cultivator. I hope some medicine cultivator can drug Third Senior Brother into silence.
Everyone in the sect is abnormal except me.
Eldest Senior Sister: "Even someone from a family of immortals isn't as rich as you. What absurd thing don't you have?"
Lou Fanxue: "My family gave me these to protect me, in case I get bullied while I'm away from home."
Eldest Senior Sister: You mean innate spiritual treasures, rare medicinal plants, ancient killing formations, and lost talismans?
Lou Fanxue: Actually, there's more... (looks away)
Theme: Shouting about friendship and bonds, then charging straight ahead.
