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Five years after he transmigrated, Song Duo has finally collected enough pill recipes to take the test set by his cheap uncle-master, the head of Medicine Valley, and formally establish the valley's line of alchemy cultivators. But just after he finishes refining the last pill, the demonic cultivator Shen Shichen takes over the city of Buliang and orders the gates sealed.
Song Duo curries favor with the steward of the city lord's manor and secures a chance to slip out of the city. But before he can leave, a monster steals his pills, intending to present them to the demonic cultivator Shen Shichen.
In the middle of his frustration, Song Duo remembers that one of the pills being presented to Shen Shichen is a fertility pill.
Imagining the demonic cultivator showing up at his door with a swollen belly, threatening murder and leaving a river of blood, Song Duo feels the sky come crashing down!
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To get his thesis pills back and save his own skin, Song Duo sneaks into the demonic cultivator's manor, fawning over him and waiting for a chance to act. But when the moment comes, an ally betrays him, and Song Duo, dressed in red, is sent to the demonic cultivator's chambers.
The demonic cultivator holds a pill covered in blue markings and looks up at Song Duo. "You said this was a hemostatic pill, and that it could heal burns from the karmic flames of a lightning tribulation. You weren't lying, were you?"
Song Duo stares at the bloodstains covering the demonic cultivator's clothes and stammers, not daring to make excuses. "That's right, Your Majesty."
The demonic cultivator smiles brightly. Right in front of Song Duo, he swallows the fertility pill, then draws his sword and presses it to Song Duo's throat. His face darkens. "Do you think I wouldn't dare kill you?"
After a long struggle, Song Duo decides he still wants to live. As the demonic cultivator's breathing grows heavier, he grits his teeth and replies, "Actually, it's an aphrodisiac. I've admired Your Majesty for a long time, and I was desperate, so I came up with this outrageous plan. My feelings for Your Majesty are completely sincere. I never meant to hurt you! Now that my shameful intentions have been exposed and Your Majesty despises me, I'll leave Buliang City right away and never show my face again!"
Song Duo shamelessly sacrifices his good name and, while the demonic cultivator is stunned, scrambles toward the door. He hasn't gone far before the demonic cultivator grabs him by the collar and hauls him back.
The demonic cultivator's broad hand clamps down on Song Duo's chin and squeezes. The next moment, cool lips press against Song Duo's.
A low laugh sounds by his ear. "You knew it was an outrageous plan, yet you still dared to leave me all alone? I permit you to love me."
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What should an orthodox cultivator do after accidentally winning over a demonic cultivator?
What should a desperate alchemist do after accidentally getting a demonic cultivator pregnant?
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After living in fear for a long time, Song Duo seizes a perfect opportunity, falls into a rift in a secret realm, and fakes his death to escape. After surviving, he changes his appearance, returns to Medicine Valley, passes the test, and keeps his head down.
As the fertility pill's effects near their limit, Song Duo sneaks back into Buliang City. A tournament is underway, and Song Duo, dressed in ragged clothes, blends into the crowd and looks at the demonic cultivator from afar.
His features are open and his expression no longer gloomy. He seems to be doing well. Maybe the fertility pill never worked.
Song Duo leaves, relieved. But when he returns to Medicine Valley and opens his door, a tall figure is waiting inside.
The demonic cultivator glares furiously at Song Duo and points to a man in the corner, who is also very pregnant. "How many people have you used that outrageous trick on?!"
In the corner is the pregnant Omega Song Duo had rescued from the rift in the secret realm.
Song Duo: ...I think I'm in trouble.
One-line summary: After a transmigrated alchemist feeds a demonic cultivator an experimental, awful thesis pill, it causes unexpected side effects. The demonic cultivator hunts him down, and after all kinds of adventures, the talentless alchemist ends up with his beloved and a house full of children.
Reader's Guide:
1. Overbearing, arrogant, cool, and handsome demonic cultivator seme x transmigrated alchemist uke with endless creative ideas
2. The seme gets pregnant.
3. Includes a playful fusion of worldviews, with characters from an ABO setting.
4. The author's cultivation knowledge is limited, so here's a not-very-serious ranking of cultivation levels: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Spirit Transformation, Void Refining, Body Integration, and Great Ascension.
Theme: There is true affection and true love in this world.
The setting is very interesting, please come on, Mrs. Author [Panda Head]
I experienced the audio commentary of a certain book and spent an afternoon [CaiGou]
? [Sanhua Cat Head][Empty Bowl]