After the Foolish Beauty Villain Faked Their Death Three Times

Coming next: "The Dark-Path Dragon Proudheaven's Wicked, Adorable Husband"

After transmigrating into a book, Yu Fuxu became one of three villains in a novel about breaking off an engagement. They seemed full of schemes, but dealt zero damage and even helped the Dragon Proudheaven protagonist get resources.

Yu Fuxu: I'm a good young man. I can't do bad things QAQ.

System: Mostly, you're too stupid to do anything but hand over resources and fake your death in time to switch secret identities.

It's just cosplay and doing good deeds without taking credit, right?

Yu Fuxu agreed.

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The first time, he was the disabled master who had bullied the Dragon Proudheaven protagonist for years.

He repeatedly pushed the protagonist into deadly traps, even following him in to personally make sure he obtained the secret treasure. He was just waiting for the other man to run him through with a sword when he claimed dominion over the Six Provinces.

But the sword never came. Instead, the protagonist brought him a magical herb that could heal his leg.

The second time, he was the hypocritical senior brother who betrayed the Dragon Proudheaven protagonist.

This mission was to help the protagonist when he hit rock bottom, then stab him in the back when he trusted him most.

Who knew things would go awry again? Right after Yu Fuxu stabbed the protagonist, the man grabbed his hand and confessed his love with deep feeling.

The last time, he followed the script to the letter and made sure nothing could go wrong.

And yet it still went off the rails.

This time, the Dragon Proudheaven protagonist actually proposed to him!

At last, Yu Fuxu completed his mission with great difficulty and prepared to collect his huge bonus.

But the world glitched, and he was assigned a fourth secret identity: a Demon Lord waiting to be killed.

Seething with resentment, he leaned against the bone throne in the Demon Realm and waited for the Dragon Proudheaven protagonist to come kill him with a single stab, so he could clock out.

Hearing footsteps draw near, he shut his eyes and gave up, ready to die. But instead of a sharp sword, a soft, festive bridal veil fell over him.

Yu Fuxu: “...Huh???”

The scabbard slowly lifted the red veil. The Dragon Proudheaven protagonist was already crouching, gently wrapping an iron chain around Yu Fuxu's hands. His expression was calm, his voice so eerily even that it was unsettling.

“It's been a while, Master. Your disguise skills really are awful.”

“Do you hate the idea of marrying me that much? Hmm?”

Yu Fuxu, exposed on the spot: ?

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Ce Jiangshi always knew he was fated to be a lone star. His parents died young, and his siblings all perished in childhood. After joining the sect, his master abused him and his fellow disciples mocked him. He had never once hoped anyone would stand beside him.

Until someone kept changing identities to stay by his side.

An elder who took his master's place and stayed with him, all bark and a soft heart; a senior brother who never abandoned him when he hit rock bottom; an ally who was spoiled and difficult, yet always considered his needs.

And now, a partner who had faked his death several times, lying beneath him with tear-filled eyes and a flushed, alluring face.

Ce Jiangshi gripped the man's waist and forcefully lifted him, saying coldly, “Why are you crying? Isn't this what you like?”

[Oblivious, adorable villain bottom who flirts without knowing it × sharp-tongued, hard-hearted top who never forgives a slight]

[Reading guide]

1. 1v1. Both are sexually inexperienced and each other's first love. No splitting or switching the main couple.

2. There is a side couple whose romance is like that of “parents.” They are connected to the main plot, but won't have a separate extra. Pair other characters however you like.

Upcoming novel: "The Dark-Path Dragon Proudheaven's Wicked, Adorable Husband"

Hua Fuyu is a minor character in a male-oriented novel. Sold to a wealthy family as a child, he became a pet kept for their amusement. His lifelong dream is to be rich and powerful, and never suffer humiliation again.

One day, the System binds itself to him by mistake, making him the sickly, pampered spouse of the Dragon Proudheaven protagonist.

System: Host, you have to accompany the poor boy, the Dragon Proudheaven protagonist, as he builds a life from nothing and faces every hardship.

Hua Fuyu: I'm not here to support a poor man, thanks.

System: The Dragon Proudheaven protagonist will become the strongest man in the world and richer than a kingdom.

Hua Fuyu puts on women's clothes. “Hubby, here I come!”

Before the System departed this world on a crane, it told him that the Dragon Proudheaven protagonist was unconscious on the eastern mountain.

Hua Fuyu dressed himself up, slapped the man awake, then threw himself on top of him and squeezed out a couple of tears.

“My Dragon Proudheaven, my husband, if you die, your little flower... your little flower will be left a widow!”

“Wife? You're my wife?” The man looked bewildered.

The Dragon Proudheaven protagonist had lost his memory!

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The System said the Dragon Proudheaven protagonist was gentle as jade, devoted to his wife, and an honorable man who stood up for justice.

Looking at the amnesiac Dragon Proudheaven protagonist, Hua Fuyu couldn't help falling into deep thought.

Her husband could take on all the missions assigned to him by himself.

He did seem to enjoy fighting, always challenging people to one-on-one duels, beating them until they cried out in pain, then giving Hua Fuyu the spirit stones he won.

He was also exceptionally diligent when they entered secret realms, killing every monster and demon in sight.

Then he swept up the magical herbs and treasures like a swarm of locusts, all to add them to Hua Fuyu's collection.

After he became the sect master, the sect quickly rose to become the strongest in the world.

But he was practically a tyrant, carousing night after night and ignoring all the sect's affairs.

Was that what an honorable man was supposed to be like?

Since this man paid well and was good in bed, Hua Fuyu just assumed his personality had changed dramatically after losing his memory.

He was guarding his little hoard of gold, waiting for his husband to defeat the villain and make them both rich and powerful, when the System finally returned and cried out in alarm:

“Host, why are you in the major villain's bed?! There were two people in the valley, one Dragon Proudheaven protagonist and one villain. I told you the Dragon Proudheaven protagonist was to the east before I left!”

Hua Fuyu: “...Heh. What a coincidence. I can't tell east from west.”

That night, he looted the villain's treasury and prepared to flee.

Demon cultivators surrounded the place in layers. His usually gentle husband approached slowly, eyes bloodshot, the demonic mark on his brow in plain sight, and smiled as he reached out to him.

“Come with me, and I might consider leaving your ‘husband’ an intact corpse.”

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Ling Qingfeng, the newly appointed Demon Lord, was ruthless and utterly without morals. After a fierce battle with his enemy, he lost consciousness and woke to discover he had acquired a husband.

The man was draped over him, all delicate and winsome, calling him by his enemy's name and saying he would die with him.

His enemy was still alive, but there was no harm in taking it out on his foolish little wife first.

Ling Qingfeng immediately pretended to have lost his memory, intending to abuse the man and undermine his enemy's resolve.

His husband loved money more than life itself. As long as he was paid, he would do anything.

So Ling Qingfeng used money to lure him in, transforming him from a dusty little fox with matted fur into a person of wealth and status, covered in jewels and silver hairpins.

Then he suddenly decided he didn't want to give him away.

His husband was arrogant, demanding, and spoiled. Why should he go back to suffering with some penniless nobody?

But the man wanted to run away.

With his nets closing in, Ling Qingfeng watched Hua Fuyu, who was carrying a huge bundle on his back.

If the man dared to run, he wouldn't mind forcing him into marriage...

Suddenly, the bundle came flying at him. He heard his wife snap angrily:

“If you can't do it, I'll write you a divorce letter. Don't ever think about getting into my bed again!”

[Villainous, spoiled, money-loving, illiterate fox bottom × cunning, scheming, amoral, chaos-loving top]

[Reading guide]

1. Both are sexually inexperienced. A pair of villains as husband and husband.

2. There are scenes of the top wearing women's clothes. He recognized at first sight that the bottom was a man.

3. Probably a spicy, sweet romance.

Theme: May all lovers find their way to each other.