Does This Straight-Laced Dragon-Attack Hero Really Have to Bear the Villain's Child?

The bottom is a traditional straight man. His lifelong dream is to have a wife and kids and a warm home.

After dying suddenly, he transmigrates into a book and gets roped into five hundred years of work by a shady Overpowered Hero System. At long last, he defeats the villain and reaches the ending.

The bottom immediately quits and retires.

He finds a secluded place with beautiful scenery, far from the Demon Realm, keeps his identity hidden, and happens to pick up an injured beauty.

The other man is fair, gorgeous, gentle, generous, and virtuous. As soon as he wakes up, he offers himself in marriage.

The bottom readily agrees, even though his wife is half a head taller than him, a man who stands six feet tall.

No matter. He doesn't care about that.

On their wedding night, his gentle wife blows out the lamp, pins him firmly to the bed, and says softly, “Dear husband, I don't want to be on the bottom. I'm sorry to put you out.”

Bottom: “?”

How does his delicate, boneless wife have a stronger grip than him?!

After a whole night of being thoroughly worn out, the bottom looks at his refreshed wife and thinks:

What's wrong with a wife having a little quirk? As her husband, he ought to be understanding.

So the bottom grits his teeth and puts up with it.

But as time goes on, his wife's oddities keep piling up.

He's supposedly a mortal with no cultivation, but there's always a faint smell of blood about him.

Wife: “I must have gotten it on me when I was killing a chicken.”

Bottom: “Fine.”

When demonic cultivators attack, they all kneel before his usually timid wife.

Wife: “Dear husband, they want to kidnap me!”

Bottom: “...Fine.”

When a sect message arrives and the demon-detecting device points straight at his wife,

His wife smiles faintly and looks at him. “Dear husband, don't you trust me?”

Bottom: “I... bleurgh!”

Before he can finish, he vomits and passes out. When he wakes, his senior brothers and sisters are gathered around him, all looking grave.

Senior Brother: “Bad news. You're pregnant.”

The bottom is utterly shocked.

“Wait, I'm not a woman, my wife isn't a man, so how did I get pregnant?”

Can a straight man get pregnant without sperm?!

Senior Sister: “There's even worse news.”

Bottom: “?”

Senior Sister: “The Demon Lord isn't dead, and he's come to ask for your hand in marriage.”

Bottom: “???”

When the bottom resumes his real form and enters the main hall, he finds wedding gifts strewn everywhere. In the guest seat sits the supposedly dead, ruthless Demon Lord, wearing his wife's face and smiling at him.

“Dear husband, are you and the baby coming back to the Demon Realm, or should I come to the Immortal Realm?”

“You don't have any other options.”

Bottom: Then why even ask?!

#Can a straight, overpowered hero get the villain pregnant?

#What do I do if my wife's package is bigger than mine?

#I wanted a wife, kids, and a warm home. How did I become the wife?

[Carefree, chauvinistic, straight, overpowered hero handsome bottom × cross-dressing, scheming, unhinged, ruthless beauty top]

[Reader's Guide]

1. Both are virgins. 1v1, first love.

2. The top has lots of cross-dressing scenes, but at the end of the day he's still a six-foot-two man. He only acts delicate in front of the bottom. To everyone else, he's a cold-faced, unhinged brute. Please don't treat him like a woman or misgender him, okay? orz

Theme: Lovers will end up together