Why Has My Rival Still Not Put on a Skirt to Seduce Me?

Coming soon: Remarrying My Ex-Husband, Who Loses His Cool Every Day After We Reconcile; Make Me Your Kept Lover, Four Cups of Mixue Bingcheng a Month. Please add them to your reading lists, thank you! Blurbs below.

Devoted fanboy top × gorgeous, delicate bottom

1.

Shen Que, a newly crowned top-tier star in the entertainment industry, ranks among the top three in film, television, and music. His fans could circle the earth several times over, and he has both the talent and the looks to back it up.

Song Hemian, a famous D-list celebrity, is no good at film, television, or music, and is a fully automated, notorious troublemaker.

The two had absolutely nothing to do with each other, yet became famous rival stars in the entertainment industry.

2.

Shen Que has tons of fans, who can watch Song Hemian's videos with an eight-times magnifying glass and pick them apart every day.

"Song Hemian's acting has finally hit rock bottom. The only thing left for him to drop is out of the industry!"

"Why does Song Hemian dress so provocatively on the red carpet? Does he have to rely on his face to get ahead because he has no talent?"

"With those skinny arms and legs, our brother's pecs could snap his arm in half!"

Song Hemian has few fans, but every one of them has a sharp tongue.

"Could Shen Que stop using his real voice when he acts? I don't want to hear a yak bellow. The moment he opens his mouth, I'm already grazing on the grasslands."

"Shen Que looks so handsome on the red carpet, but he still looks like a yak showing off its plumage."

"Come on, does no one really think Shen Que is gay? Shen Que's fans, your brother is gay, gay!"

3.

Shen Que had no interest in joining the petty squabbles between fan groups, and he didn't even know who Song Hemian was.

That is, until one evening gala, when Song Hemian walked past him in a white suit. The faint scent of his perfume lingered in Shen Que's nostrils all night.

That night, a post appeared out of nowhere on a certain green forum and stayed at the top of the trending list all evening.

[Is really nobody going to genderbend Song Hemian?]

4.

Before meeting Song Hemian, Shen Que was one hundred percent sure he was straight and simply wanted to become a great genderbending fan.

After meeting Song Hemian, Shen Que was one hundred percent certain about his own chaotic feelings for him.

So he resolutely announced on his alt account:

[I'm not Song Hemian's genderbending fan.]

[I'm his dream guy. I want to be his husband.]

5.

At first, Shen Que agreed to appear on a show with Song Hemian so he could admire him up close in a genderbent way.

After becoming a dream guy, whenever Shen Que saw Song Hemian, he could think of only one thing:

[When is this scheming, seductive, pretty boy Song Hemian going to put on a skirt and seduce me?]

Blurb for the upcoming novel Make Me Your Kept Lover, Four Cups of Mixue Bingcheng a Month:

1.

It all started when Shi Song was scrolling through videos late at night and commented under a video by a blogger called Qiai:

[Be my kept lover, and I'll buy you four cups of Mixue Bingcheng a month.]

The next day, still bleary-eyed, he received a message from his roommate: [I agree to be your kept lover. Where do I pick up the Mixue Bingcheng?]

2.

His roommate was called Sheng Zhun. Shi Song often thought he was a shameless, pretentious man.

He liked to flaunt his money, often tipping him and saying, "This is the latest from XX. They sent too much, so you can have one."

Shi Song would accept it with tears in his eyes, then resell it on a secondhand site: Who do you think you're looking down on? What a poser.

Until he got that message from Sheng Zhun. Shi Song's eyes lit up, and he posted a question: [I have a roommate who's pretentious, shameless, and looks down on me. Today he suddenly agreed to be my kept lover for four cups of Mixue Bingcheng a month. How should I get back at him?]

[By the way, I'm straight.]

3.

The netizens had plenty of strategies.

First, a grand plan: pretend to be gay, make him fall for you, then dump him.

Shi Song had a plan. He immediately turned around and asked Sheng Zhun: [Bro, want to date?]

Next, dote on him while emptying his wallet as you date.

Shi Song thought it over. He could certainly dote on him, but Sheng Zhun's wallet was already in his hands, wasn't it?!

Finally, seduce him into bed, take photos, and blackmail him.

By the time he got that far, Sheng Zhun had him pinned firmly to the bed, and Shi Song was clutching his pants with both hands. That one was definitely out!

4.

Dating Sheng Zhun was an accident.

So Shi Song never took the matter to heart.

Until one day, he couldn't find a single pair of pajamas and turned to ask Sheng Zhun.

Sheng Zhun obediently opened the bed curtain and asked him, "Is it this one?"

Shi Song waved his hands over and over. It didn't seem to be it!

Bro, my pajamas don't have your stuff on them.

Notes:

1. The bottom cross-dresses, and the author loves delicate, pampered bottoms (on my knees).

2. The top is a guy who gets carried away with his own fantasies.

3. One-on-one, both each other's first love, both chaste.

4. No real-life inspiration, no real-life inspiration, no real-life inspiration!!!! Important enough to say three times!!

5. This is my take on the entertainment industry. Don't compare it to real life. Whatever I write about the entertainment industry is all in service of the ship.

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