Obsessive ghost top × handsome, straight bottom
Sheng Zhun × Shi Song
1.
It all started when Shi Song was watching videos late at night and left a comment under a video by a creator named Qi Ai:
[Be my kept man. I'll buy you four cups of Mixue Bingcheng a month.]
The next day, he woke up groggy to a message from his roommate: [I agree to be your kept man. Where do I pick up the Mixue Bingcheng?]
2.
His roommate was named Sheng Zhun. Shi Song often thought he was a shameless, pretentious man.
Thinking he was something special because he had a little money, he'd often show off in front of Shi Song after tipping streamers: “This is a new product from so-and-so's shop. They sent me too much, so you can have one.”
Shi Song would accept it with tears in his eyes, then resell it on a secondhand marketplace. Who did he think he was fooling? What a show-off.
But after receiving that message from him, Shi Song's eyes lit up. He posted to ask for advice: [I have a roommate who's pretentious, shameless, and looks down on me. Today, he suddenly agreed to be my kept man for four cups of Mixue Bingcheng a month. How should I get back at him?]
[By the way, I'm straight.]
3.
The commenters had plenty of ideas.
First, pretend to be gay, make him fall for you, then dump him.
Shi Song had a plan. He immediately asked Sheng Zhun: [Bro, want to date?]
Next, pamper him with concern while draining his wallet as you date.
Shi Song thought it over. He could certainly pamper him, but Sheng Zhun's wallet was already in his hands, wasn't it?
Finally, seduce him into bed and take photos to blackmail him.
By this point, Sheng Zhun had pinned Shi Song firmly to the bed, and Shi Song was gripping his pants with all his strength. This one was absolutely off the table!
4.
Dating Sheng Zhun was an accident.
So Shi Song didn't take it seriously at all.
Until one day, Shi Song couldn't find a single pair of pajamas and turned to ask Sheng Zhun.
Sheng Zhun obediently pulled back the bed curtain and asked, “Is this the one?”
Shi Song hurriedly waved his hands. That didn't look right!
Bro, my pajamas don't have your stuff on them.
December 6, 2025
Theme: Love takes courage to express
