Don't You Dare Hurt My Mortal Enemy!!!

●●Coming Soon: The Handsome CEO and His Miaojiang Boy●●

Blurb:

After a chaotic brawl at the bathhouse, Gu Yansheng accidentally swaps physical sensations with his sworn enemy, Xiao Chihuan.

When Xiao Chihuan takes a punch, Gu Yansheng's eyes turn red.

When Xiao Chihuan gets kicked, Gu Yansheng's balls feel crushed.

When Xiao Chihuan runs five thousand meters, Gu Yansheng is exhausted to the point of collapse.

Damn it! The pain is in Xiao Chihuan's body, but it hurts Gu Yansheng's heart!

Meanwhile,

when Gu Yansheng gets tickled, Xiao Chihuan laughs like a pig.

When Gu Yansheng stays up late doing practice problems, Xiao Chihuan gets so sleepy he feels like he's ascending to heaven.

When Gu Yansheng skips breakfast, Xiao Chihuan gets so hungry his stomach hurts.

So, to the horrified stares of the students in the classroom next door, Xiao Chihuan rushes in and insists that Gu Yansheng eat breakfast.

"Your stomach is my stomach! If you don't start eating properly, I'll end up starving to death!"

The whole class: Did he secretly poison the food?

Remembering how Xiao Chihuan once wolfed down ten hamburgers in one sitting, Gu Yansheng instinctively gagged.

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The two have no choice but to swear to protect each other's bodies.

When a bit of fluff falls down Gu Yansheng's collar, Xiao Chihuan is instantly overwhelmed by an unbearable itch. In front of everyone, he drags Gu Yansheng into the boys' restroom and forces him to scratch the itch.

After Xiao Chihuan plays basketball all afternoon without drinking a drop of water, Gu Yansheng rushes to the court and wipes his sweat and feeds him water in front of all his admirers.

When a fight breaks out, Gu Yansheng steps in front of Xiao Chihuan and declares righteously, "If you want to hit someone, hit me! None of you are allowed to hurt him!"

In the middle of the night, Xiao Chihuan wakes up freezing, cursing as he climbs through the window into the dorm next door, just to cover Gu Yansheng's belly button with a blanket.

As he leaves, Xiao Chihuan accidentally meets the horrified gaze of the guy in the lower bunk.

What a spectacular pair of sworn enemies!

#RedefiningSwornEnemies#

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Gu Yansheng has a secret: he has been in love with his childhood friend, Xiao Chihuan, for as long as he can remember.

But Xiao Chihuan is straight and hates gay men, so Gu Yansheng chose to distance himself, going so far as to turn their relationship into one where the two sworn enemies never crossed paths.

After their physical sensations are swapped, Gu Yansheng finally has an excuse to care openly for Xiao Chihuan, like a girl would.

It's wonderful. He hopes they never switch back.

Ever since the swap, Gu Yansheng has kept his feelings for Xiao Chihuan in check, afraid that Xiao Chihuan might notice something was up.

In a dark escape room, the two bicker as usual, until their argument turns into a fight.

You punch yourself, I'll kick myself.

The injury is on me, but the pain is in your heart!

The NPCs tremble: What a novel way to fight!

The next second, Xiao Chihuan's mouth accidentally falls onto Gu Yansheng's.

Gu Yansheng's face instantly turns red, his heart pounding.

Xiao Chihuan, however, turns deathly pale, his eyes full of panic.

Seeing Xiao Chihuan's reaction, Gu Yansheng's heart sinks.

He really does hate men.

Wait, something's not right.

They've swapped physical sensations...

So who's panicking right now, and who's falling in love?

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Elegant, reserved, and stoic bottom & goofy, clingy, puppy-like top

The grumpy one & the airhead

●A thunderous boom from the heavens, and here come the content warnings!●

○Both are virgins, mutual love, one-on-one, no third parties or secondary couples.

○No breaking up the pairing, no dream-ship hating, no switching top and bottom, no genderbending, no character-control fandom, no fetishizing, no pitting them against each other!

○They'll have sex after their physical sensations switch back. No immediate topping!

○A silly, absurd, lighthearted story about a pair of bickering frenemies whose lives are turned upside down!

○I drew the cover and illustrations myself ^▽^ There's even a super cute little animation! Weibo: @Jinjiang Author Wadasiwa

●●Coming Soon: The Handsome CEO and His Miaojiang Boy●●

Jiang Tinghua has had a strange, sensual dream since childhood.

In the dream, he is a devout believer, kneeling every day to pray before a tall, handsome statue of a god.

But in a shocking act of sacrilege, he falls in love with his deity.

Bare-shouldered and bare-backed, wearing only a thin shirt, he lies down on the cold altar meant for offerings.

His soft, snow-white body opens up, offering itself for the god's pleasure.

From then on, he is entangled with the god day after day.

He has committed blasphemy.

To punish him, Heaven decrees that in his next life, he will never be able to stand again.

At first, Jiang Tinghua scoffs at the idea.

But as he grows older, his legs gradually stop working properly.

By the time he is twenty-eight, he is confined to a wheelchair, even though doctors can find nothing wrong with him.

Jiang Tinghua: "..."

No way. Is this for real?

Jiang Tinghua sees a psychiatrist, consults a Taoist priest, visits temples...

All to no avail.

Clinging to his last bit of hope, he pushes his wheelchair to the legendary Jiuli tribe.

He hopes Miaojiang gu magic can cure his legs.

Then, by sheer bad luck, he accidentally swallows a gu worm.

Jiang Tinghua: "..."

What did he just eat? Is he going to die?

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Wu Biman is a once-in-a-century witchcraft prodigy from Miaojiang, but a prophecy says he won't live to adulthood.

Only a love gu that binds two people to live and die together might save him.

On Wu Biman's eighteenth birthday, the whole village holds a grand wedding for him and prepares the finest gu worm.

Unwilling to sacrifice another person, Wu Biman runs away with the gu worm.

But the gu worm suddenly escapes on the way.

Wu Biman hurries after it, only to find that it has already crawled into the belly of a beautiful man.

Wu Biman: "!!!"

This is bad...

Jiang Tinghua looks at the Miaojiang boy who has suddenly appeared before him.

Deep-set features, honey-colored skin, bulging muscles, and a wild, exotic charm.

He looks exactly like that ridiculous god from Jiang Tinghua's dream!

But more importantly...

"Was that worm yours?!"

Wu Biman guiltily looks away.

Jiang Tinghua collapses against him in a fury, his alluring peach-blossom eyes red with anger as he grabs Wu Biman by the collar:

"What did you make me eat? Get it out!"

Wu Biman instinctively grabs Jiang Tinghua's slender, pale wrist.

The instant their skin touches, both of their breathing turns ragged.

The love gu takes effect. The only cure is to become one, or it can't be broken.

The wedding goes ahead as planned.

Only the groom has changed.

Cool, aloof CEO and wheelchair-using beauty bottom & wild yet innocent younger Miaojiang top

Top: 192 cm, bottom: 178 cm. Height difference, skin-tone contrast, handsome top and beautiful bottom.

Theme: Foresee, gain, lose, grow, let go, and bring things to a close. I have made peace with the past, and next year I will still welcome the blossoms.