The Secret of the Long, Straight-Haired Villains

Major OOC warning! Major OOC warning! Here's something absurd.

I laugh while writing this: a story about Sephiroth and Gin sharing their everyday hair-care tips.

One-shot.

The following is a scam blurb:

Sephiroth: A final boss with cascading silver hair, capable of splitting a planet in half with one blow. Lately, he's been troubled by one thing: Mako energy can destroy a city, but it can't save my dry ends.

Gin: The Black Organization's ace assassin, constantly rushing around on assassination missions. But what he cares about most is: Vodka, did you bring my hair mist? It's windy today.

A space-time mishap brings them together at a top New York salon. The two handsome silver-haired men stare at each other. "You use anti-static shampoo too???"

Theme: The end of the world can wait. Hair care can't!