When a Scum Gong Is Allergic to the Crematorium
当渣攻对火葬场过敏
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 300k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 4mo ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Mutual Devotion: Tough Bottoms and Lovestruck, Fierce Tops
I wonder how many times this list can get featured. This is the fifth time. It got featured, but what good does that do... I'm dying laughing.
Recent Ongoing Reads and Updates
Mostly gong POV, mutual pampering, and gong-moms. I'm not an intense stan, but if a story hits the spot, I'm happy to be a CP fan. I like shous who are weak in bed, oranges, pure romance, and one-on-one pairings. Keeping track of the ongoing stories I've been reading lately.
Digging for Food in the Filth (Top-Focused)
I love doting on my little dummy and giving them smooches~ Do you still like my reading list?
One-Stop Shop for Muddy and Unified Content
Seme's biggest fan, seme's worst enemy; seme-on-seme, mud-play with the seme, forceful sex, whether the seme is dominant or submissive
My Top Is Way Too Repressed
This list is a bit of a jumble, and only includes completed novels. The reviews are rough, so if you're interested, click through to check the ratings section for warnings and the blurb.
So-So
Includes: an appealing blurb but mediocre content; neither worth reading nor easy to put down; messy writing; either the top or the bottom is way too cutesy
Personal List: Bottom-Focused Stories, Part 2
Top devotees, don't sneak a bite. I'll do my best to make sure there are no tops □ bottoms, bottoms throwing themselves at the top, cheating tops, FW tops, or beastly tops. Still focused on characterizing the top and the bottom's feelings for him...
Read
My personal reading list: includes books I've reread, books I might read, books I'm keeping an eye on, books with a few triggers that put me off, and books I've completely given up on.
Top-Led and Top-Favoring Romance Reading Log 3
Weak in bed, obsessed with domineering gongs, mistreats gongs, has unusual eating habits.
Reading Log (Bottom-Loving Edition)
For my own use. Kinks: forced love, brothers 1, cats 1, cute 1, strong/strong and strong/weak. My bottom line is that the bottom dotes on the top. I'll put content warnings and random thoughts in the comments. Also, please recommend good stories!
Readable Top-Centric Stories
Top-perspective stories I've read. There may be a few minor dealbreakers, but I can tolerate them. Includes no-CP stories and stand-ins. Most are ongoing; I haven't checked on some in ages, and some are here as warnings.
Mutual Spoiling, Top-Leaning
Can't stand weak submissive protagonists. I like dominant tops, especially tops who are weak in bed. I can also enjoy a normal bedroom scene if the bottom isn't too weak. (Though honestly, I might not be able to handle the stronger ones anymore.) All are completed.
Currently Reading
Just rambling a bit. If there's major gossip, I'll put it on another list... Where are all the good stories...?
Seme POV
Classics I haven't read, series
Our Cute Top, We Love You
A personal reading list from a picky, dark-taste gong stan. I like cute shou, cool shou, and shou who take charge. Please support my goddess! Some reviews will come once the stories are complete or have settled into a steady update schedule.
Bottom Protagonist Stories
26.2.21: Gong fans can't find anything to read; try Qidian's male-oriented no-CP stories, focused on plot. Updated 25.2.2: It's so hard being a gong fan
Top-Led, Top-Indulgent Reading Log 2
My top priorities are pampered gong protagonists and powerful Mary Sue shou protagonists. My thing is seeing powerful gong characters get toyed with. I generally don't read stories with non-consensual sex.
Top-Led, Top-Focused, and Tops Doted On by Their Bottoms
Top-focused stories, gong enthusiasts, mutual pampering with a bias toward the gong, shou pampering the gong, shou pursuing the gong
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The ending was a bit sloppy. In short, the two of them got together inexplicably... It seemed like it was in vain. Gong waited for 15 years from childhood to adulthood. The amnesiac old crazy Shou ate the tofu of several worlds and finally got together in reality... And the reason why Shou disappeared for 15 years was to be with Illusion Gong and he couldn't bear to let go of Illusion Gong... Small World is well written, and the real world is as humorous as the Spring Festival Gala sketch [Lie flat]
It ended so quickly. I still want Lao Shou to sleep a little longer and Xiao Xun. It's been 15 years... [Helpless]
I want to know how Li Ye fell in love with Xiao Xun. Did he fall in love with Xiao Xun after coming out of the fantasy world? In the fantasy world, he just had family affection for Xiao Xun. After all, Xiao Xun was only three years old when he entered the tunnel, so I am curious about where he fell in love with Xiao Xun. It must not be in the fantasy world. I always feel that it is not the real Xiao Xun.
What is the treasure hunt testing? Is it testing my own charm or Commander-in-Chief Li's determination?
The damn saw-mouthed gourd Lao Li actually made our little Gonggong so embarrassed [dog head]
I'm so shy, I'm such a spoiled little wife [please]
Xunxun is so crazy, he looks at his little wife and pulls the corner of her clothes, "Where are you going, how long will it take to get back [poor] [poor]" Lao Li, you are so lucky [biting handkerchief]
Lao Li, you better have a legitimate reason to explain [Rainbow Fart]
Watch more, think of treasure hunting as a love affair. Old Master, you must be so beautiful.
Your brother Li is about to resign and go home to be with his wife [covering face and peeking]