Sun Wukong Attacks Mount Olympus Three Times

A bonus chapter will be released when the collection reaches one thousand! Hehe. The Great Sage who smashes through the Three Realms and kills any god who stands in his way X Hermes, the Greek god who rules over playing the fool while hiding one's true strength After Sun Wukong becomes the Victorious Fighting Buddha, the Buddha sends him west of the West to spread Buddhist teachings. He flips all the way to the Aegean Sea and wants to ask someone for directions. He sees a handsome shepherd lying naked on a hillside, sunbathing. The Great Sage covers his eyes: Good grief, why isn't this man wearing clothes? How embarrassing! Shepherd: Huh? You can see me?! Great Sage: Not only can I see you, I can see your "treasure" too. Put some clothes on! By the way, do you know how to get to Mount Olympus? The Buddha asked me to deliver a message to old Zeus. The shepherd laughs when he hears this: I do, I do. I'll take you there. In the Temple of Olympia, Wukong respectfully clasps his hands before Zeus. Before he can say a word, Zeus strikes him with a bolt of lightning. Wukong: ??? Zeus's trials for the "Eastern God of War" are full of dangers. Wukong travels between heaven and earth, tearing apart the Greek underworld's register of life and death. The shepherd Doreios, accompanying him, can't help but admire him, gazing at him with sparkling eyes. Just as they are about to succeed, old Zeus captures Doreios and condemns him to the underworld as a "traitor." The Great Sage flies into a rage, swings his Golden Cudgel, and smashes his way into the underworld to rescue him, only to find the "shepherd boy" chatting and laughing with Hades, his arm slung around the god's shoulders. Great Sage: Doreios??? Hades pats Hermes on the shoulder: Nephew, is this monkey your friend? He's got a lot of murderous energy. The Three Fates once prophesied that Zeus would be killed and usurped by his own child. Zeus was therefore constantly on guard and schemed against every possibility, even going so far as to ruthlessly kill his own children. Yet he overlooked the illegitimate son who seemed to have no ambition and was content to run errands for him like a lackey: Hermes. Until one day, this useless son he had never thought much of charged Mount Olympus with a monkey-faced God of War from the East... * The Great Sage is the top, and the story is told from his perspective. The romance develops slowly, and he is slow to realize his feelings. * Hermes disguises himself and has a secret crush, then his identity is exposed. * The Greek gods who appear in this story are a mix of good and bad. Please don't argue with my personal interpretations. * The gods of China and all kinds of magical treasures are the Great Sage's helpers. Of course, the three most rebellious members of the Heavenly Court will beat the tar out of the gods of Olympus! Next upcoming novel: Burning the Precepts 10505983 Cultivator X Monk Ruthless, vindictive, wolfdog top X slightly dim, innocent, beautiful bottom Aluoben, head of the Church of the East in the Western Regions' Kingdom of Daqin, travels thousands of miles with his disciple Polang to Chang'an, the capital of the Tang dynasty. He presents the Heavenly Father's image to the Son of Heaven, who permits him to build a church in Yining Ward and bring salvation to all. While the church is being built, the master and disciple stay at Chongfu Temple in Yining Ward, where they are treated with courtesy and hospitality by the abbot, Master Zhixing. Polang is seventeen, handsome, broad-shouldered and narrow-waisted, agile and exceptionally brave. The monks are wary and hostile toward this fierce "warrior monk" from a foreign land. Only a young novice named Huichi smiles at Polang. With his angelic, fair and radiant face, he always drifts over to him for no apparent reason, his dark eyes full of tender affection. One night, while Polang is saying his evening prayers, Huichi suddenly appears. Smiling brightly, he points to the statue behind him, depicting a man and woman sitting face-to-face in sexual union. He even takes Polang's hand and invites him to join in! Huichi, a young novice at Chongfu Temple, has red lips, pearly teeth, and affectionate eyes, but he's not very bright and spends all day grinning foolishly. Because he's beautiful and delicate, the other monks often tease and torment him, but he doesn't know how to fight back. Yet ever since the foreign master and disciple came to stay at the temple, no one has dared bully Huichi. That's because the fierce Daqin warrior monk always follows behind Huichi without a word, like a leopard ready to ambush its prey. One day, it's Huichi's turn to dust the statue of the Buddha of Joy. He's fretting that he's too short to reach the tall statue, when he happens to see Polang meditating nearby. Huichi: Polang, will you wipe the Buddha of Joy for me? You won't? Why not? Please help me out. Just use your hand to wipe the dust off the top. I'm begging you. He never imagined that Polang, who was always so kind to him, would not only refuse to help with his chores but suddenly give in to his animal instincts and pick him up to kiss him! On the eve of the church's consecration, lightning strikes the wooden cross atop its tower, and a great fire is about to break out. The monks of Chongfu Temple rush to put it out, only to discover that the Imperial Guards have surrounded the temple and are demanding they hand over the "orphaned heir of the deposed crown prince" on charges of "sheltering rebels." Master Zhixing stops Polang, who has come to borrow water, and pushes Huichi toward him: "He's yours. Whether you can keep him alive is up to you." Polang: So that's why I got struck by lightning. Turns out I'm about to be punished for "engaging in indecent acts with a man." Reader's guide: * They are unquestionably both pure in body and mind, but the top and bottom don't speak the same language, and the bottom isn't very bright. At first they talk past each other, and the bottom is slow to return his feelings. * The whole story is already written. Updates begin over the summer vacation, so please add it to your collection if you're interested! Theme: Put people first and resist tyrannical divine authority!