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After working for years at a quick transmigration company, Su Liao finally graduated from playing cannon fodder to playing the villain.
[Wicked Stepmother x Snow White]
Su Liao was Snow White's stepmother. This was her first time playing a villain, and she planned to take it very seriously. Yet, dressed in a snowy-white silk nightgown and lying in bed, she asked her magic mirror:
"Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the fairest woman in the world?"
The mirror replied, "Why, you are, my beautiful Queen."
She'd gone wrong at the very first step. Snow White was all grown up now, so the mirror needed new lines!
Snow White had a secret. Every night, she would pass through a mirror. By day, the Queen was haughty and cold, and Snow White couldn't stand her. But once she'd taken off her heavy gowns and changed into a sheer silk nightdress, she'd ask the mirror:
"Mirror, mirror, who is the fairest woman in the world?"
Snow White laughed. "Dear Queen, if you want my answer, you must grant my request."
At that, the Queen's alluring face would twist with anger. She'd lean close to the mirror and demand, "You're just a mirror. What could you possibly ask for? Do you want me to smash you?" After her outburst, the beautiful Queen would still relent. "Fine. I'm the Queen, after all. What do you want? I'll grant it, reluctantly."
Snow White: "Beautiful Queen, I need human fluids to answer questions. I need your O-fluid."
Her stepmother was wicked and foolish. At first, Snow White had only meant to tease her, but gradually she found herself sinking into it, unable to stop.
[Witch x Mermaid]
This time, Su Liao was an evil, cunning witch who lived beneath the sea. Her task was simple: take the little mermaid's voice.
She waited and waited, until at last a beautiful little mermaid came along.
But the little mermaid didn't seem to be there to get a pair of legs. And wasn't this supposed to be a little mermaid? Was this two-meter-long mermaid, who could smash rocks with a single swing of her tail, for real?
Legend said a hideous fish-eating witch lived in the depths of the deep sea. She brought misfortune to sea creatures and could even bewitch their hearts. She was terrifying.
Ariel was always being called a coward by her sisters, and she was fed up with it. To prove she wasn't afraid, Ariel broke into the witch's home.
She crept around carefully, trying not to be spotted, but still saw a figure completely wrapped in a black robe. Ariel thought that must be the evil witch.
Suddenly, the figure seemed to trip over something and fell hard. The robe came loose, revealing long, seaweed-black hair and a pair of slender legs.
So the witch was actually human.
The witch seemed to notice her and lifted her head.
Ariel saw the most beautiful sight she had ever encountered, and was utterly enchanted.
[Stepsister x Cinderella]
[Fairy x Sleeping Beauty]
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Fairy-tale rewrites, written for my particular tastes. Hehehehehe!
Theme: How amazing.