A ruthless, goofy gong who acts cruel to outsiders × a money-loving shou who's exactly the same inside and out.
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Chao Che woke up one day and discovered that she'd awakened to the truth: she was a cannon-fodder character in a novel.
She was an honest Alpha who'd been taken for a fool by a trashy Omega. The Omega was demanding and promiscuous, keeping who knew how many lovers behind her back.
And that trashy Omega was her wife, who would eventually cheat on her with another Alpha and cuckold her.
Chao Che had been pampered since childhood, and thought the world of herself. As a mighty Alpha, she decided to fight fate and stop being an honest Alpha!
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Meng Mi woke up one day to find divorce papers from her Alpha.
She rolled her eyes and went back to sleep with her daughter in her arms, but her Alpha seemed to have gone nuts.
One moment, she was saying, "Don't think you can fool me. I'm not an honest Alpha."
The next, she was saying, "Hmph, fine, we won't get divorced. I've got plenty of ways to make you divorce me."
After Chao Che had waved the divorce papers in front of her one too many times, Meng Mi signed without hesitation. "Fine. Let's get divorced."
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Chao Che and Meng Mi were a perfect match: Chao Che was ruthless, and Meng Mi was vain.
They were both wicked to the core.
Everyone assumed the two would get divorced as soon as they married. Those waiting for a show kept waiting year after year. Chao Che and Meng Mi's child was already in kindergarten before the two of them finally divorced.
Chao Che might have been ruthless, but she was rich.
Meng Mi might have been vain, but she was beautiful.
People who were interested in them hurried to make their move, only to be brutally slapped in the face by reality.
Chao Che: "Are you even half as pretty as my ex-wife? Ugly."
Meng Mi: "Are you even half as rich as my ex-wife? Broke."
Everyone: A perfect match, all right. What a pair of meanies!
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Chao Che thought that by getting divorced, she'd defied fate and avoided becoming an honest Alpha exploited by a trashy Omega.
But the day after the divorce, the trashy Omega and their little daughter were still there.
Chao Che frowned and demanded angrily, "We're divorced! What are you still doing in my house?"
The trashy Omega tossed the property deed at her. "Dummy, this is my house."
Her little daughter hugged her leg and looked up at her. "Mommy, are you going to kick me and Mama out?"
Chao Che: For the child's sake, I'll put up with it
The trashy Omega had a terrible personality. She'd either make Chao Che massage her back or rub her legs, and she even wanted to sleep with her!
One day, when the trashy Omega released her pheromones at Chao Che, Chao Che finally snapped. With a stern look, she said, "You may be pretty, with fair skin, a lovely scent, nice-smelling pheromones, and long legs, but I'm not an honest Alpha. Your little tricks won't work on me. I'm not going to fall for a trashy Omega like you. Rejecting trashy Omegas starts with me!"
Meng Mi: ...How do I fix my wife's brain? Asking online. It's urgent.
Much later, when all her memories came back, Chao Che held up her diagnosis of delusional disorder and smiled sheepishly at Meng Mi, trying to get away with acting cute. "Honey, want to get remarried?"
Meng Mi raised an eyebrow and slapped the household registration booklet against her chest. "Aren't you leaving?"
Chao Che and Meng Mi, one in love with money and the other with beauty, somehow spent their whole lives together.
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One-on-one romance, both leads have no prior partners, imperfect protagonists, lighthearted, no angst.
Theme: Very much in love