Also known as Straight Guy, Wrong System Binding. Currently finishing up the ending. Check out my next upcoming novel in my author profile, Experimental Supplies [Infinite]. Please add it to your reading list!
Abstract beagle college student bottom x feudal, overbearing emperor top
Yan Wei transmigrated, was mistakenly bound by a Conquest System, and became a beloved young marquis.
But before he could enjoy it for even half a day, his family was doomed to be stripped of their rank and possessions.
He was also "packaged" as a gift by someone with an agenda and sent to the tyrant.
"You must take a blade for the tyrant to earn his pity."
"You must enter the tyrant's harem and use yourself to warm his heart."
"Make him like you, fall in love with you, and successfully conquer him."
What kind of Mary Sue plot is this?
I'm straight! I can't do this!
But plans never keep up with changes.
Yan Wei had a bout of hypoglycemia, and the blade that was supposed to hit the tyrant, with Yan Wei's help, ended up in the tyrant's chest instead.
System, are you there?
Your Host seems to be kind of dead...
Yan Wei looked at the tyrant sitting high above him with a gloomy expression, and at the gleaming sword held to his neck.
In a flash of inspiration, he hurriedly kowtowed and said:
"This guilty slave can cure Your Majesty's hidden ailment!"
"Fine. You have three months."
Yan Wei entered the palace as a low-ranking physician, determined to cure the tyrant's impotence.
Everything seemed to be under Yan Wei's control, except...
He was a college student who specialized in plant and animal quarantine. How was he supposed to treat people?
And how was he supposed to cure impotence?
Be brave, little Yan. Don't fear hardship!
With the System's help, Yan Wei began to try...
For his first attempt, he used nourishing food as an excuse to cook a carefully balanced meal. The tyrant ended up with food poisoning.
For his second attempt, he collected all kinds of animal penises to make a tonic soup. The tyrant ended up with a nosebleed that wouldn't stop.
For his third attempt...
With the three-month deadline approaching and no improvement in the tyrant's condition, Yan Wei remembered the saying:
Three spoonfuls of honey, and surely it'll taste sweet.
Give him spring medicine, and surely he'll rise!
So on a dark and windy night, Yan Wei put his plan into action...
The tyrant did rise.
But the once cold and indifferent man looked at Yan Wei with reddened eyes, completely losing his composure.
The tyrant caught Yan Wei by the ankle as he tried to run, picked him up, and carried him to the imperial bed...
"You're mine."
"You were mine in your past life, and you are mine in this one, too."
Both are each other's one and only, 1v1, with a past life and present life.
Below is the synopsis for my upcoming novel Experimental Supplies [Infinite]. (Bows)
Experimental supplies are disposable or short-term consumables used in scientific experiments, testing, or research. --Baidu
High-ranking, powerful, cold, beautiful, tragic bottom x lovesick, smitten, nonhuman goofball top
Plot-focused synopsis:
A contamination leak brings about the apocalypse, and humanity mutates.
Human civilization, once prosperous and flourishing, is suddenly torn apart. Human settlements, zones for the mutated, and wilderness inhabited by unknown mutants form the three powers now locked in a three-way standoff.
In the great war, the mutated became humanity's playthings and experimental supplies.
Lu Xiao, the highest-ranking executive at the laboratory, followed his superiors in championing genetic modification technology. It seemed that this only made the abuse of supernatural abilities more obvious.
As disagreements grew, war became imminent.
Lu Xiao had no choice but to question whether the methods ordered by his superiors were right, and to work with some seemingly righteous mutants.
For example, the naturally mutated person who knew his true identity:
Lin Du.
Rows of transparent crystal coffins. The souls inside can never escape, trapped within for all eternity.
Living pancreases, each one still functioning. Yet the digestive enzymes they secrete become the very killers that destroy them.
A tree covered in human heads. Each time they utter an obscenity, its roots rot a little more.
Experimental supplies appeared one after another, and more and more samples were collected.
Only when the two of them became the last experimental supplies to be collected did Lu Xiao understand.
The cause of mutation was not pollution or genes.
It lay in people's thoughts and hearts.
Reader's guide:
1. Contains lots of Chinese-style horror, as well as specialized experimental knowledge in pharmacy, biology, and medicine.
2. Both leads are powerful and devoted only to each other. Happy ending.
Theme: College students never give up!
The extra-special extra rice is fragrant
Omg why is it locked 😭 😭
Didn't you promise me to update 10,000 words [Let me be healthy]
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