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[Proud, Pure-Hearted Ferocious Beast Top x Absurd, Hilarious College Student Bottom]
Chu Yanhe, a college student worked to the bone, has finally caught the latest trend: transmigration!
But why do other people transmigrate to humiliate their enemies, get doted on by everyone, and build their careers, while he transmigrates to castrate pigs?
Oh~ So he got bound to a lousy castration System!
Other people marry rich, beautiful women and reach the peak of life, while he's still struggling to castrate pigs.
You ask why he doesn't cultivate immortality? Because cultivating could cost him his life!
One pig means one point. Chu Yanhe is a cannon-fodder pig farmer who needs to save up ten billion points to become an immortal!
He'll castrate pigs until he dies, castrate them until he dies.
He takes life and death in stride, with an empty mind, and lets everything happen as it will.
Forget it. Since things have come to this, he might as well raise a cat first.
Chu Yanhe idly and skillfully strokes the injured little black cat he found in the immortal forest.
"Meow, meow, meow."
Nestled in Chu Yanhe's arms, the little black cat blissfully enjoys his incredible petting technique, completely lost in its own world.
But the longer he raises it, the naughtier the little black cat gets, often leaving the immortal pigs' pen in total chaos.
When Chu Yanhe tries to discipline it, all it does is glare at him and defiantly talk back.
"Keep causing trouble and I'll neuter you!"
After hearing that, the little black cat starts causing trouble for Chu Yanhe instead.
"Keep scratching and I'll neuter you!"
Chu Yanhe says expressionlessly to the little black cat, which is using his arm as a scratching post.
"Keep biting and I'll neuter you even worse!"
Chu Yanhe says calmly to the little black cat, which is using his leg as a chew toy.
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Later, while carrying out a new mission issued by the System, a man and a cat find themselves in danger.
At the bottom of the cliff, Chu Yanhe sees a tall, mighty, and exceptionally handsome young man, and is too shocked to speak.
Wait, what happened to my mischievous, disobedient little black cat?
Before he can figure it out, the young man pulls him into an embrace, a long cat's tail winding around him.
"Master, it's me, Dahuang. Don't you recognize me?"
The young man's voice is clear and pleasant. His hot breath brushes over Chu Yanhe as he speaks, leaving his mind in a daze...
Too close.
They're much too close...
And where is this kitten's tail going?!
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A long, long time later.
Chu Yanhe's cat not only takes over his bed, but also sometimes turns human, bites the back of his neck, and gets handsy with him in bed.
Raising hell everywhere, scratching him, biting him, and then doing that! Doing that to him!
Chu Yanhe is on the verge of tears. "You absolute menace, I'm just a poor cat servant who raises pigs..."
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Reading Guide:
1. The top and bottom dote on each other, and their love goes both ways. The top is a little cat at first and turns human later.
2. Both are completely devoted, in mind and body. Their feelings for each other are incredibly strong. Please give it a chance, thank you.
3. If you're extremely particular about top and bottom roles, this may not be for you. Some chapters contain angst. Thank you.
Below is the blurb for the upcoming novel Straight Guy, but Bound to the Wrong System (bows)
Hot-tempered, chatty college student bottom x Reserved, aloof tyrant top
Yan Wei never imagined that an experiment in his senior year would blow him up and send him to another world.
On top of that, he gets bound to a dumb System by mistake, his whole family is thrown in prison on the day he transmigrates, and he's ordered to follow a set script to seduce the tyrant, among other absurdities!
Come on, he's straight!
How could he date a man?
"No way, absolutely imp..."
Before Yan Wei can finish speaking, his foot suddenly slips. The blade that was supposed to take a hit for the tyrant ends up in his hand instead, and he plunges it into the tyrant's chest...
"I... I can treat your... condition."
Now that things have come to this, Yan Wei, a college student majoring in animal and plant quarantine, has no choice but to try to treat the tyrant, even if it means grasping at straws.
After all, he knows a little about treating animals.
And treating a man's impotence...
How can a veterinarian not count as a doctor?
After studying carefully, he claims to be giving the tyrant dietary therapy and cooks for him personally, only for the tyrant to get food poisoning and become dizzy...
Once his cooking improves, he makes the tyrant a nourishing soup containing all kinds of animal parts, only for the tyrant to drink it and start gushing blood from his nose in front of the whole court...
He switches to acupuncture and massage, experimenting directly on the tyrant and needling him for days and nights. Though he eventually figures out how to do it, the tyrant never lets him near again...
Then he tries another method, claiming to use a family secret medicine, and hand-makes all kinds of pills for the tyrant. After taking them, the tyrant nearly dies of poisoning...
After eighty-one attempts, the tyrant's impotence still isn't cured, but Yan Wei has uncovered even more secrets while treating him...
"No, I have to hurry up and cure him so we can get down to business!"
So, on a dark and windy night, Yan Wei sneaks the stolen aphrodisiac into the tyrant's tea, then uses the ensuing chaos to pull down his pants...
Finally, the tyrant's impotence is cured!
"Your Majesty! I have finally fulfilled my duty..."
"No, you haven't cured me yet."
The tyrant's hoarse, strained voice comes from above him.
"Huh?"
Before Yan Wei can react, he's pulled into an embrace.
That embrace is scorching.
...And the dragon bed is hard, too.
Reading Guide: 1. The top and bottom are both virgins, and it's a one-on-one romance.
2. Past and present lives. The previous life has a bad ending; the present life has a happy ending.
Written on June 28, 2025
Theme: Young people should never give up!
??? Xiao Zuo, do you know? I was so touched when I saw this. From the first time I met you on May 5th, to be honest, I was first attracted by your lively personality, and then fell deeply in love with your writing style. ??? When I first met you, you had been writing this book for a while, and I felt like I was suddenly inserted into their world, but later I felt that I had integrated into this "family". Although someone came to me at the time and said that this was a funny article, I have to say that there are many, many ahem points in this article. In fact, it is also sweet, and I am very happy to read it! There are many plots in it that made me laugh, and I was correspondingly sad when they were separated (fortunately, our little Zuo is a good baby and didn't write about knives much). Xiao Chu is a very sensitive baby, but he has some powers that ordinary people don't have. He is easily broken, but we can always see him getting back on his feet in the book, and we can feel that he is not that happy in real society, but his attitude towards life is enthusiastic. He seems to know that the system is very good to him, so even though he is normal to the system, he can feel it when the system is down. ??? In fact, there is not much to say about Mu Jin. He is a very good person. He is enthusiastic, has high martial arts, and is handsome (can this be said?). The most important thing is that he loves Xiao Chu very much (and still thinks about him). In fact, this can be seen when he is a little black cat. There are some clues, for example, he often clings to Xiao Chu, and for example, he will be jealous of other small animals (Xiao Xiangxiang is the cutest), but he will be relatively cold and ruthless when facing other people ~ (such as those bad old men in the fairy world), and he is also a little black cat with a lot of character. ?? And our Tongzi, it can be said that two-thirds of the funny elements in the book are contracted by it, hahaha. In fact, Tongzi in our Xiao Zuo's works is very special, breaking the traditional impression of a cold, emotionless system. It is also a system with its own ideas, and there are even comparisons between systems (this is very realistic). It silently cares about its host Xiao Chu, but it can be seen that it does not have a strong Utilitarian, just simply caring about him. He can understand most of Xiao Chu's sadness and sympathize with him. He will also frantically worry about Xiao Chu's safety in times of danger (and will also give him a gift when the two of them are having sex). Although he often quarrels with the little black cat, he has a feeling of loving the house and the bird, and he still accepts the little black cat in his heart. ?? This article as a whole feels like a surprise to me. It suddenly turned yellow, suddenly cut, and suddenly healed. Here I copy a short paragraph of my favorite (I really am not trying to make up the word count, I really like it very much) ???"The wind passed over the yellowed sycamore leaves, carrying the residual warmth of summer, blowing up the fine dust in the air, dancing lightly in the beam of light. Smell carefully, the autumn wind is mixed with the sweet warmth of cinnamon and chestnuts, and every inch of laziness is soaked in the warmth of the autumn sun. It is so quiet that you can hear the sound of time flowing, making it seem lazy and long. ?? This paragraph really feels like autumn. I still feel that everything can stop here. I am crazy about Xiao Zuo's writing! ?? This long evaluation project is coming to an end. I am very happy to meet Xiao Chu and Mu Jin, as well as our Tongzi, Xiao Xiangxiang, and those miserable beasts... This story is generally beautiful, and judging from the ending, they will definitely continue to live a good life. The fairy world is a good place, and I hope they can be happy! ?? Xiaozuo, see you next time! (This long review is written in a mess... I feel that my language organization is very poor... Xiao Zuo, just read it) In short, it is all very good, I like it very much! Happy ending!!!
I feel like this chapter is a bit bitter 😭
Hahahaha, Xiao Chu, you have to know that the person who stabs you in the back in the middle of the night is not necessarily a knife 🐶
What is the difference between where Xiao Chu sits and C medicine?
Take your time. One box is not enough. Ask Tongzi for two boxes 🐶
Xiao Chu: I don't dare to open my eyes, I hope it's my imagination
Ah? No more? I still want to see it 😭
Maybe the extra characters are reversed and the cat-loving male MJ and the cat Xiao Chu 😳😳😳 feel very cute.
Finished spreading flowers? Looking forward to the extra story. Can the extra story tell the story of Maomao Xiaochu in modern times 🥺 🥺
Will come back! If he can't come back, I'll drag him back!