[The novel is complete. Currently proofreading; an alternate-timeline bonus chapter will be released at the end of the month.]
Upcoming: When the Horror Game Bosses Fight Over Me / The Dashing Imperial Princess, Yet a Talented Woman A. Ongoing: The Green Tea Girl's Plans Backfire
Di Hanyu is a double-S-level female Alpha in an ABO world, a peculiar, lazy Alpha who wants to be cared for by an Omega. But as one of the world's rare double-S-level Alphas, no one takes her pleas for someone to support her seriously.
When she is at her most frustrated, a friend jokingly introduces her to a comic-book cannon fodder who shares her full name and looks about eighty percent like her: Han Qingran, the protagonist of the comic The Moon of the Occult, set in an era of old humanity, and her adopted younger sister, though they have different mothers and fathers.
In The Moon of the Occult, Di Hanyu appears in only three chapters before earning the readers' hatred for being spoiled, arrogant, conceited, and perfectly content to live off someone else's support.
But before cannon fodder Di Hanyu's parents get into trouble, her wealthy father supports her. Afterward, Han Qingran, the chosen one of the world, supports her.
It's the life Di Hanyu, as an Alpha, has always dreamed of.
But
"It's just a comic. It's not real."
Di Hanyu doesn't even look at it, muttering in disappointment.
That very night, Di Hanyu transmigrates into The Moon of the Occult and comes face-to-face with a terrifying supernatural entity from the start.
If this lazy Alpha doesn't turn her life around, she'll soon be a dead fish.
With a vacant look in her eyes, Di Hanyu kicks an A-level monster with a hideous face flying.
A second before anyone appears, she destroys the evidence and slips behind Han Qingran, her eyelids drooping as she pretends to be half-asleep.
The comic's world is fraught with danger. The lazy Alpha, who occasionally gets up to save her own life, finds herself a good caretaker: Han Qingran, an ultimate sister-con.
A sister-con has three virtues: raising her little sister, spoiling her little sister, and always taking her little sister's side.
In just a few months, she turns the slim, lazy Alpha into a fat fish.
The comic System tells her that if she does her best to eliminate the monsters while maintaining the original character's useless persona and assisting the protagonist, she can save the world and keep living happily.
So the lazy Alpha, corrupted by a life of luxury, punches monsters and kicks strange beasts while destroying the evidence, playing weak and acting spoiled. Her whole act is that she can't take care of herself.
Until one day, her double-standard, sister-con caretaker, a deranged woman, gets captured by the villain to be kept as emergency food! Di Hanyu's good days are about to end!
Unwilling to accept it, Di Hanyu grabs a cleaver and charges into the Occult Moon's lair, chasing the villainous monster for several miles while everyone watches in shock.
Caretaker Han Qingran: "???"
The protagonist's team, who are always protecting Di Hanyu: "???"
Comic readers who hate useless characters: "???"
The supernatural comic The Moon of the Occult has gained a new, annoying character.
The character is too weak to take care of herself, yet arrogant and conceited. She lives off someone else while taking her caretaker for granted, demands nothing but luxury, and is always holding the protagonist back.
The comic has only been out for three chapters, but the comments are already full of furious readers cursing the shameless author, Black Pen.
Then one day, the protagonist Han Qingran is in danger, and the supposedly useless character charges after the villain for miles with a huge blade in hand.
Only later do the readers learn that this character isn't useless at all. She's a big shot who punches monsters, kicks strange beasts, and loves slacking off and cutting corners.
The readers instantly come around.
"So good, I love it, chef, make more, "
1. A lazy, sickly, seemingly helpless big-shot female Alpha who wants to be pampered x A sister-con (only for the protagonist), double-standard, deranged caretaker who imagines female Omega pheromones
2. Two oddballs finding their way to each other
3. The leads are set in stone, and both have filters a hundred miles thick. Nothing can pry them apart.
4. The female Alpha has no special powers and an ordinary female body.
5. To maintain her original persona and collect trending-topic points, the protagonist keeps creating secret identities, both male and female (disguises that don't involve changing sex). Her identities get their moments in the spotlight, but she gets exposed. (The protagonist is a ruthless exploiter, determined to harvest all the trending-topic points from her male and female fans. This gluttonous girl stops at nothing to get what she wants.)
Upcoming: When the Horror Game Bosses Fight Over Me
Di Yongyi is the number-one player on the otome game's hall of shame, holding the title for eight years. Across the major otome games, nearly a thousand conquest routes have ended in bizarre bad endings. She's either on her way to a bad ending or has already suffered one.
In her ninth year of struggling, Di Yongyi finally quits otome games in a fit of rage. That very night, a crazed suitor who couldn't win her love stabs her to death.
The good news: Di Yongyi is still alive.
The bad news: Di Yongyi has been bound to an otome game conquest System. She must achieve a hundred percent clear rate in the game scenarios to be reborn and live freely.
Di Yongyi, the otome game black hole: "..."
Better to live miserably than die, so Di Yongyi hesitates for one second before decisively accepting the otome game conquest System's invitation and becoming a Host.
On the day she enters a scenario, Di Yongyi and the System log in from different locations and accidentally bind to the wrong sub-world: an infinite horror world, where she becomes an infinite horror player.
Di Yongyi gets two Systems: the main System assigns her to conquer horror game bosses, and the secondary System requires her to clear horror scenarios.
The fired-up System: "..."
Di Yongyi, whose opening scenario is hell plus one: "... Just let me die!"
To keep its Host from dying outright whenever she logs into the wrong mission world, the otome game conquest System tearfully buys her a cheat. The game black hole of a Host then lets loose completely.
And so a big-shot player and irresistible flirt arrives in the infinite horror world, where everyone else is struggling to survive.
[The Fox Mask] While other players struggle to survive at the hands of the blood-eyed fox demon, Di Yongyi hooks her left arm around the Green Fox King's forearm, wraps her right hand around the Red Fox King's pinky, and presses her red lips to the corner of the Fox Emperor's mouth...
[The Man-Eating Beast in Human Skin] World A99 is a place where humans and beasts have switched roles. The players are whipped and devoured as livestock. While everyone else writes Di Yongyi off, she lounges in front of a sleeping Lion King, teases the Snow Leopard's leg, and wears the Snake King as a necklace...
[The Grudge-Bearing Woman] In a world ruled by ghosts and monsters, the players nervously search for clues, yet still end up gravely wounded and on the brink of death at the hands of the ghost bride. But after a sea of blood, three ghost bride kings are fighting tooth and nail over which of them gets to be Di Yongyi's primary wife.
[Biological Modification] ...
Reader's guide:
1. A game black hole, a Host who's always heading down the bad-ending route, and an unwavering commitment to going mad and wreaking havoc.
2. A dog trainer * a chaos-loving instigator who lives for fun * an immersive gamer * a flirtatious player who loves reeling people in x A split personality with a potentially infinite number of selves, a deranged jealous king who dreams of forcing love but is so obsessed with being a dog that she can't resist, because there are too many rivals.
3. Extremely indulgent, super indulgent, absurdly indulgent. The setting is entirely made up.
4. The otome game System logs in incorrectly, turning a female boss into an otome game "male lead." It's just a role label; she is still female.
5. The author's tastes are unusual. If this doesn't suit your taste, please kindly move along. There are plenty of good books on JJ, so don't get mad at me.
Upcoming 2: The Dashing Imperial Princess, Yet a Talented Woman A [Romance-Focused Blurb]
Di Qingheng's espionage mission fails, and she is silenced and left to die in a black hole. When she wakes up, she discovers that she has become the dashing, dissolute imperial princess who is targeted for revenge by a villainous female chancellor in an old-fashioned, melodramatic interstellar novel.
The female protagonist, the eldest princess, is studious, clever, and devoted to love, yet suffers abuse because she is out of favor. By contrast, Di Qingheng, the character meant to make her shine, is a failure at both writing and martial arts, extravagant, lustful, and foolish. She usually throws her weight around, relying on her favored consort mother.
The most satisfying moment in the novel is when Di Qingheng provokes the villain and gets dismembered. The eldest princess seizes the opportunity to win favor and take revenge on the consort, finally becoming a "promising prospect" in the eyes of the civil and military officials.
Di Qingheng, who was forced to read the whole novel while undercover and found the cannon fodder with her name annoying: "..."
A cannon fodder? Not even a dog would sign up for that!
Furious, Di Qingheng swears off romance and is just about to work hard and improve herself when the long-lost delicacies of the interstellar age steal her heart. She spends every waking hour on the road to a good meal.
The dining trail is too lonely, so Di Qingheng, who unexpectedly meets a beautiful strategist, invites her to become her dining companion. She goes looking for a meal with her at every opportunity, living a delightfully carefree life.
Who could have guessed that even a lazy, dissolute princess could catch the female protagonist's eye? After her dining companion suddenly starts working hard, Di Qingheng is coaxed out to unwind. She accidentally consumes an aphrodisiac, gets drunk, and while trying to escape, is taken away by her dining companion.
After that, things take a turn.
The good news: The female protagonist's scheme fails.
The bad news: While drunk and drugged, Di Qingheng sleeps with her dining companion.
Di Qingheng frowns, troubled: Can I still ask my dining companion to eat with me after sleeping with her? Heaven knows how hard it is to find someone whose tastes match mine.
Two days later, before she can come up with an answer, her dining companion takes her out to work hard as usual, and Di Qingheng has no time to dwell on it.
Half a year later, Di Qingheng tries to run away but gets stuck with a baby who claims to be hers. Holding her dining companion, she can't make sense of any of it.
Fu Fuhuan, a female chancellor who clawed her way out of hell, loves power and money and despises dissolute, lustful people.
But lately, Fu Fuhuan has been troubled.
She only wanted to help the imperial princess, whose conscience was still intact and who was hiding great talent, but she ended up falling for her.
Love between women is too scandalous, especially when the other person is an imperial princess. Fu Fuhuan had planned to give up, but that woman keeps coming around, smiling brightly at her and insisting that she can't eat without her. Day after day, she clings to Fu Fuhuan and whispers sweet nothings.
Fu Fuhuan: She has feelings for me!
One day, after much deliberation, Fu Fuhuan decides to give up and not lead Di Qingheng astray. Then she learns that Di Qingheng has been taken by the eldest princess to a pleasure district. Furious, Fu Fuhuan goes looking for her, only to find Di Qingheng flushed and stumbling, trying to go to someone else. In a fit of anger, Fu Fuhuan spends the night tangled up with her.
That night, Di Qingheng praises her without end and showers her with sweet words. Fu Fuhuan is completely smitten.
Fine, then. She loves her so much, and she's so delicate. If Fu Fuhuan refuses, she'll probably cry for years. She might as well give in.
Fu Fuhuan prepares to help Di Qingheng pressure and persuade the officials once she ascends the throne, but one day Di Qingheng guiltily tells her she's pregnant.
Fu Fuhuan: "Does Your Majesty have a problem in her head?"
Di Qingheng cries out, "I don't! I didn't! You're really pregnant, and she was the one who framed me!"
Eight months later, Fu Fuhuan suddenly gives birth to a chubby baby. Holding the child, she asks in bewilderment, "I'm really pregnant?"
Di Qingheng: "."
Theme: Provide for yourself, eat well and dress warmly. Happiness is something you have to create for yourself.
Isn't it? The description in the previous chapter is normal. This is also a lock.
It's been a day and a night, isn't Sister Han surprised that Yuxian's physical strength is a little abnormal?
I also want to know what's more [fear] [hug thigh] [bite handkerchief]
Not bad, not bad, I feel it
I want to eat!! Not enough!!!
✿✿ヽ(°▽°)ノ✿Finished with flowers!
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So cute, I love watching them shine