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Can the police, security police, and elementary-school detectives have anything to do with one another?
Police: No.
Security police: No.
Elementary-school detective: Yes! And call me a beautiful young detective, please.
A police officer once said, "No matter which parallel world we're in," so...
Perhaps this story takes place in another parallel world...?
Theme: Doing what others cannot.