A Ghost Marriage with a Beautiful Wife

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Who would have thought that after dying, she'd be assigned a ghost marriage and given a beautiful wife with fair skin, a slim waist, and long legs?

She hadn't even found a partner while alive, but after death she was given a wife outright.

Funny girls may not deserve love, but they can have a loving wife.

Meng Xun, dressed in a wedding outfit, looked at the woman before her, who was wearing the same red bridal gown. She tried to be demure and hold back her laughter, but the corners of her mouth twitched uncontrollably.

This ghost marriage was great.

Wait... It seemed she wasn't dead after all... She'd gotten herself a ghost wife.

A ghost wife was still a wife. It wasn't as if she couldn't touch her. On the very first day, Meng Xun told her ghost wife, Xie Jiayin, that she wanted to be the top.

Xie Jiayin nodded, bewildered. She didn't know what a top was, but if Meng Xun wanted to be one, then so be it. It wasn't until she couldn't get out of bed that she learned what being a top meant.

Scene One: When Meng Xun wants to scare the villagers, her beautiful wife secretly scatters spirit money for them.

Scene Two: She has to burn incense before she can touch her wife, but lately her wife keeps worrying that she'll light incense and telling her to take it easy. She's no saint, just an ordinary woman. How is she supposed to hold back around her beautiful wife?

Upcoming novel: My Childhood Friend Has Wanted Me for Ages

[Writing it now. Will start posting once I have 30,000 words.]

If Sheng Tang had to describe her childhood friend Wen Shiyue in one word, she'd use the most vicious word in the world.

Wicked... wasn't enough. Cruel... wasn't enough either. Poisonous... In short, she was toxic. Her little mouth was practically coated in poison. If she didn't insult Sheng Tang a couple of times, she seemed unable to sleep at night, even though she slept soundly in Sheng Tang's arms.

Until one time, at a friend's wedding, Sheng Tang got drunk and slept with Wen Shiwan.

Well, she wanted to sleep with her a second time.

No, a third time.

Countless times.

Gradually, Sheng Tang decided her childhood friend wasn't so toxic after all. She was quite a gentle beauty, as long as Sheng Tang listened to her.

They naturally started dating, and Wen Shiyue moved into Sheng Tang's home, beginning to take over her personal space.

Later, their relationship came to light. Sheng Tang knelt before her childhood friend's mother and cried, saying that she was the one who had seduced Wen Shiyue, that they truly loved each other, and begging her to let them be together.

Her aunt looked at Sheng Tang with disdain and asked, "Didn't you know she's wanted you for ages?"

Upcoming novel: I Mistook the Big Demon for a Little White Rabbit and Raised Her

Don't pick up strangers on the roadside, especially injured people, and particularly injured, beautiful women.

That was Ye Xianqing's hard-earned lesson.

The thatched house her grandmother left her had burned down, and the medicinal herb fields about to be harvested had been destroyed.

Revenge?

Impossible. She needed to run for her life. She'd take the little white rabbit Chujiu and seek refuge with her second aunt. She'd heard her aunt held a high position in Zhanxing City, so surely she'd be fine if she went to her.

But one mishap followed another on the road. First their carriage was stolen, then she was captured and forced to work as a teacher in a bandit stronghold...

She had saved plenty of people and killed plenty, too.

The journey was full of hardships and dangers.

None of that mattered, as long as the little white rabbit was safe.

At long last, they reached Zhanxing City, only to find that it was the Big Demon's lair. The little white rabbit and the Big Demon had never appeared at the same time...

Scene One: You burned my ancestral home and destroyed my herb fields. I'll make sure none of you can take a dump.

Scene Two: She casually echoed someone saying they should take down the Big Demon, then was mercilessly refused when she tried to get intimate that night.

Scene Three: The little white rabbit is the Big Demon! If I've been doing all that with her, won't I soon die without a burial place? She has to run for her life, but the Big Demon blocks her in the room and asks, eyes red, "You don't want me anymore?"

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