The Dragon-Proud Male Lead? I'll Pin Him Down! [Xianxia]

There are all kinds of accidents in this world. For Feng Qianyun, the two biggest surprises in his phoenix life were these:

First, a thousand years ago, he saw a book in a dream, though he couldn't remember its contents. He was told that everything was just a novel, and that everything in this world existed for the sake of the "overpowered male lead."

Second, a thousand years later, Feng Qianyun refused to accept that and somehow managed to turn himself into an egg and fall asleep. The "overpowered male lead" woke him, made a contract with him as a spirit pet,

and while accompanying the "overpowered male lead" on his journey of growth (and trying to steal his fortune)... Feng Qianyun ended up pinning him down again and again?!!!!!!

Feng Qianyun: "..."

Feng Qianyun: "If I said I didn't do it on purpose, would you believe me?"

The first time:

The overpowered male lead was just a kid who had barely left the beginner village. He accidentally fell into a bewitching formation, found an egg, and then...

Feng Qianyun (finally coming to his senses): "Hmph. Skinny arms and legs, not an ounce of meat on you. You'd taste awful!"

He glanced again at the overpowered male lead, unconscious and streaked with tears.

Feng Qianyun (hesitating, then fetching clean water and finding some medicine): "Forget it. I'm not some evil phoenix. I'll help you out..."

The second time:

After enduring humiliation for a long time, the overpowered male lead finally seized his chance and fought back with everything he had.

Feng Qianyun (grabbing him by the nape and pinning him to the ground): "You think you can scheme against me? Train for a few more years... Huh? What is this feeling...?"

An hour later, the overpowered male lead glared at him with swollen, tearful eyes. If he could even get up, he would have pounced on Feng Qianyun and torn him apart.

Feng Qianyun (shrugging innocently): "Don't look at me like that. You're the one who messed with that 'flower.' You brought this on yourself~"

The third time:

Another "accident," but this time...

The overpowered male lead silently put on his clothes and limped to the river, letting the clear water wash over his mottled body.

Feng Qianyun (confused): "He didn't curse me? Glare at me? Try to hit me? What's gotten into this kid today?"

The fifth time:

The two of them are in danger.

Feng Qianyun (weakly): "To hell with dual cultivation. I don't need it... This little injury is nothing to me...!"

The overpowered male lead stays at his side, his expression conflicted and hesitant, but still loosens his belt.

Feng Qianyun (surprised): "You don't have to... Mmph!!!"

The seventh time:

He meets up with an old friend and is about to drink the night away when he notices the overpowered male lead looking displeased.

Feng Qianyun (unbothered): "What are you staring at? Have you learned the sword technique the Sword Venerable taught you? Go practice. This immortal wine isn't for you!"

The next day, he doesn't wake until the sun is high in the sky.

Feng Qianyun (bewildered): "That's strange. I can usually hold my liquor... Where are my clothes? Who took them off?"

He sits up and sees the traces on the bed. He notices the strange feeling in his body, then sees the overpowered male lead enter, wearing a thin robe. His neck, collarbones, and chest are...

Feng Qianyun (shocked): "I told you to practice swordsmanship, not to practice on my 'sword'!!!"

The Nth time, many years later:

Overpowered male lead: "Lord Feng, A Yun, Qianqian, can I...?"

Feng Qianyun (raising an eyebrow): "Where did you learn that?"

Overpowered male lead: "...You don't like it?"

Feng Qianyun (snorting and taking the initiative): "Trying to show off in front of an expert? Let me teach you!"

Basically, a phoenix top discovers one day that he lives in a novel, and the comments reveal that everything revolves around the "overpowered male lead."

The top refuses to accept this fate and plans to defy it. He finds the overpowered male lead while he's still young, and through a twist of fate takes the place of the male lead's first wife, gradually replacing the rest of his harem as well.

The blurb may be revised. There are three couples, and the three tops are friends.

Main couple: A proud, sharp-tongued, mean phoenix beauty top VS a powerful overpowered male lead bottom, who is pinned down in every way again and again as he grows. He goes from humiliation to willingly giving in, all the while reserved and deeply devoted.

Side couple 1: A rough monk top who is "easygoing," drinks wine, and eats meat VS a pitiful, handsome white dragon bottom, constantly bullied by the top and completely unable to fight back.

Side couple 2: A gentle, powerful, righteous sword cultivator and Immortal Venerable top VS a beautiful flower-spirit bottom, raised by the top from childhood. Fierce and wicked in front of others, but a humble, devoted puppy in front of the top.

Theme: To be determined