I Talked Big About Wanting to F*** the Cold Sniper God, Then Became His One and Only

Aloof, hard-to-get, top-tier sniper player gong x sharp-tongued, all-talk, cowardly-yet-flirty trash-talking shou

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Famous (and foul-mouthed) streamer Yu Huan makes passionate confessions in his livestream every day: "LNF's aloof sniper god, Yan Qingchi?"

"That face and those skills are top-tier star material!"

"Just watching his fingers gets me off in my head!"

"Once I sleep with him, I'll livestream all the details for you!"

The chat instantly erupts like fireworks, and the hashtag #LittleFishThreatensToSleepWithQingcheng# shoots to the top of the trending list.

After getting it all out of his system, Yu Huan sees the sniper god himself suddenly appear in his livestream. All his earlier swagger vanishes.

He can only stammer out: "Hey, handsome, want to add me on WeChat?"

To pursue his professional dream (no, to pursue a man), Yu Huan steels himself and brings out his ultimate weapon:

A S M U R F A C C O U N T! P R E T E N D I N G T O B E N E W!

He registers a new account, takes on a newbie ID, and joins the LNF team quietly (and arrogantly).

Goal: turn over a new leaf and start fresh! In front of Qing Shen, he must be a-

Gentle, shy, hardworking, ambitious, polite, and well-behaved little bunny!

As for that "Little Fish" in the livestream, who talks dirty and claims he'll sleep with Qingcheng?

Never heard of him, don't know him, don't @ me!

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The first time Yan Qingchi heard that little streamer's "bold claim," his fingers paused on the keyboard. His eyes showed no hint of emotion as he said coolly, "I admire his courage."

He said he wasn't interested, but couldn't help getting hooked by the other's tricks.

Before he could figure out what was going on, the other guy vanished without a trace!

Later, the new kid Yu on the team seemed oddly familiar: serious and hardworking in training, shy and bashful with those dewy eyes, and always calling him "big brother" in a voice so sweet it could make your teeth ache...

He was nothing like the wild little cat from the livestream, who'd been all claws and dirty talk.

Yan Qingchi stayed composed, watching the tips of the other's ears turn red the moment he moved closer. A barely perceptible smile curved his lips:

Still pretending?

Fine. Let's see how long you can keep it up.

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Yu Huan really is finding it hard to keep up the act lately.

For one thing, Yan Qingchi is getting harder and harder to fool.

For another, his desire to sleep with the guy keeps growing!

Just how is he supposed to win over this aloof beauty?

If pretending to be well-behaved won't work, then... pretend to be drunk!

Yu Huan slaps his thigh, convinced it's a brilliant plan!

Confess the truth while drunk? No, it's easier to get things done while drunk!

A drunk person can blame anything on the alcohol.

Even if he accidentally reveals his true nature or accidentally sexually harasses "Qing Shen," he can blame it all on the booze!

On the night of the celebration banquet, he corners the man in the corridor,

half draped over his arm,

repeatedly licking the sensitive spot behind his ear with moist lips.

The corridor lights stretch their shadows into something intimate.

Yu Huan smiles with a sultry air,

then loops a finger around the drawstring of Yan Qingchi's hoodie.

"Captain, want to come to my room?"

Theme: Let's love bravely and boldly, chase the light, and become the light.