[A P-type laid-back procrastinator bottom × a J-type disciplined overachiever top]
Tianling Sect had an oddball known as "Just a Moment Disciple."
"There's still time. I'll go cultivate in a bit."
That was what Lin Shuangqiu said more than anything else.
"What a disaster! If you don't work harder, you're going to die!"
That was what the other disciples said to him more than anything else.
He was a genius born with immortal bones and a delicate heart,
but unfortunately, he had procrastination disorder.
Lin Shuangqiu was perfectly content with himself, putting off his cultivation again and again until he finally procrastinated all the way to his two-hundredth birthday funeral.
A once-in-a-generation genius was about to meet his end... Meet his end, my foot!
"No way! I'll die in a bit. I can definitely work a miracle in just one day!"
So Lin Shuangqiu advanced three ranks during his own funeral, successfully reaching the Golden Core stage and gaining an extra hundred years of life.
The disciples and elders of Tianling Sect were moved to tears. Their genius had finally started working hard at cultivation! A late bloomer!
"What? Cultivation? In a bit. I'll go cultivate in a bit."
A procrastinator can't be disciplined, not even a little.
Sadly, all five of Lin Shuangqiu's funerals ended up canceled. He went from "Just a Moment Disciple" to "Just a Moment Venerable Immortal."
The Autumn Chill Herb was the greatest divine treasure in heaven and earth, until one day lightning split it in two.
One half fell into Tianling Sect and became Lin Shuangqiu, a lazy procrastinator. The other fell into neighboring Diling Sect and became Yun Zhonghan, a disciplined overachiever.
"Hmph. I would never fall for someone so procrastinating/disciplined!"
Lin Shuangqiu and Yun Zhonghan, forced to attend a matchmaking event, both turned their heads away.
Not long after, in bed...
Lin Shuangqiu gritted his teeth. "Sometimes, finishing right away is a good thing!"
Yun Zhonghan smiled warmly. "It might be even better to finish in a bit!"
They ate their words!
[Reading tips]
1. A somewhat unconventional selfcest story. The two look exactly alike, but have different temperaments.
2. A sweet, exclusive 1v1 romance.
3. The story is about a hundred thousand words. I might write this next.
Blurb screenshotted on May 7, 2025.
Theme: The procrastinator's primordial power
